Her Fanboy
1
"Oh. My. Freaking. God." My jaw literally drops down to the floor when I click the new article that pops up when I type "Jamie Mia" into my computer.
NO! She has a boyfriend? Named Edward? He's touching my Jamie? How fucking dare he?!
Look, it's not my problem Jamie Mia is the hottest, most amazing, fabulous woman on this entire planet and a million guys are drooling over her. She deserves to have millions of guys drool - I'm one of them.
I don't have much friends, about 4, but that's alright. My computer and Jamie - shut up, we're friends in my dreams - are my best friends.
"What's up with Jamie this time?" Harry huffs next to me. My eyes are glued on my desktop screen of a photo of her, and I gawk, not paying attention to him.
"Louis. Don't do that." Harry punches my arm.
"Shut up. Bye Jamie, I love you," I blow her a kiss as I close my laptop and face him. I nod. "What is it?"
"The guys and I are off to play football. Are you in?" He asks and I chuckle.
"Silly Styles. I don't play anymore. I'm with Jamie now."
"Jamie is not your girlfriend, Louis! Just face it," He snaps.
"Are you not supporting our relationship?!" I pretend to say this in a teary tone. He rolls his eyes and sighs. "Okay, fine, suit yourself."
"Bye Harry," I reply as I carry my laptop upstairs.
Time to continue stalking - I mean investigating - Jamie's life! What? You have a problem with us, too?
I can't be the only person to pretend to be in love with someone who doesn't know I exist. Jamie Mia fanboys, back me up here.
I smooth my brown hair into a beanie as I shove my nose back into my computer to check my Twitter page dedicated to her.
Yes! She tweeted stuff!
Lol, Edward is acting like a dork again :p
I BET I'M A BIGGER DORK THAN EDWARD. I'm a dork. Why doesn't she love me? Why does she have to love Edward? Oh, yeah, because she doesn't fucking know I exist. Day ruined.. again.
@JamieMiaJamie lol, you guys are adorable!! follow back?
@JamieMiaJamie is it weird I like you? :p follow?
@JamieMiaJamie Pllllleeeaaase?
Crossing my fingers. Crossing my fingers.
Why does her drummer follow me, but she doesn't?
Actually, she ignores my tweets regularly. But I don't care.
@LouisTomlinson Haha, sure I'll follow! Love ya xx
OH MY FUCKING GOD. I'M HYPERVILAYING. SHIT! YES! YES!
I squeal like a girl as I slam my laptop and shove it away as I start rapidly bouncing and biting my nails.
Yes! She followed me!
Next step: meet her.
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