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BITCH, calm yourself.

Hey I'm Harry/Zayn. I'll Give You $$$ If You'd Be My Girl?

Requested By Bmo_Tomlinson

WHAT THE FUDGE IS GOING ON WITH ONEDIRECTION HIRING SLUTS TO DATE THEM?

Seriously, what the fudge?

Yeah because they are very known for paying girls on the street to date them and have feels for them. Would management force them to do that? ( Maybe that's what happened to Hayler -_- ) Had that ever happened before? It's not like 1D is losing fans or anything. SHIT, THEYRE ONTOP OF THE FREAKING WORLD!!!

" Hi, my name is Emma and I've been hired to date you for attention. One Direction is really sucking right now."

" Okay how about we fuck and you go through some emotional shit and have feels for me."

" FUCKING GREAT!!!"