Seriously? Fanfiction annoying moments, reviews & polyvores!
Parties!!
*Slams head on keyboard.
No. No. No. No. No.
NO! Just no. Don't. No, no, no, no, no.
Example:
"Hey, mom. Can I go to a party?" Debby asks.
"Sure hon. Do you need protection?" Mom asks
"No! Mom, I hate you!" I yell.
"I'm sorry! I'm just looking out after you!" Mom urges.
"Its okay." I say.
"Alright. You can't go to the party." Mom says sternly.
"What?! I hate you! Your the worst Mom ever! I hate you! I wish I had a new mom!" Mom looks shocked. I run up to my room, slamming the door.
*Later that night, I opened the window, looking at the ground. I jumped out, my suitcase filled with clothes. I jumped, running to the party.
Ehhhhhh...
Let's start with the problems.
- Mom's don't usually, okay not always, ask if you need protection. They just don't. Realism!
- You really are complaining about that?! Whiny!!!!! (-100 Subscribers) No.
- Mom's don't just say, you can't go, after practically saying yes. Not like that. Anyways. MOM'S KNOW BEST!!!
- A suitcase? For a flipping party? No....NO....Unless your running away, which brings me to my next point:
- Why are you running away? She just said, no. That's it! Get over yourself! #Selfish!
- The jump had to of hurt. But, your superman, and just got up, and were okay to run?
NO!
And cut your mom some slack! She's trying the best she can! Stop acting like she's dumb! She's not! I promise you! She loves you! She cleans your laundry, cooks, gives you money for school, and a million other things! She trying! So she doesn't want to send you to a party where you'll get drunk, sick, or even pregnant.
Get.
Over.
YOURSELF!
Notes
Thanks to Shygirlmeetstarstruckboys for this request!!!! Sorry its so long, but I'm making up for not updating in a while. THANK GOD I HAVE MY FAB COAUHTORS!!! THANKS GIRLS! Please FORGIVE ME!! Love you all! But I was and still am going through a hard time, with Family, Jamal's parents calling me a slut who doesn't love there son, and just having a life. I'm so busy. Thanks loves!!!
-Paige
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4/6/15