"Meg!" I whispered violently. "MEG!"'I whispered louder when she refused to stir. I sighed "MEG!" I yelled loud but quick. "THE FUCK YOU WANT!?" She snapped after shooting straight up. "Morin'" I said innocently. "What" she hissed back. "I've got a plan you may interested in" I said innocently. "Ohhh an evil plan?" She asked, intrigued. "No a plan go end world hunger, da hell you think?" I answered, sarcastically. "Well, do explain" meg said facing me." I went through the whole plan with Harry. "It doesn't have to be Harry, actually think it may be better if it's not. Cuz if I have two evil ex's in the house I may be kicked out. But the part where you come in is to give Niall the dish and tell him how happy I am with the new boy. K?" I said wrapping up. "OHHH being devious makes me all bubbly." She said like a child before a surprise. "Me too" I smiled. "Ahh but we need some super sexy-lious outfits. I mean I would HATE to have a guys, plus if no one pays any attention to him cuz they all have someone special, it would make it better." She said increasingly excited. "

"Wha bout this?" Meg said handing me another dress. "I dunno ima little bored. "Just look at it, I think it'll be the one." She said giving me the 'just do it' look. "Finneee" I exasperated. I put on the dress, not bothering to look in the mirror. Stepping out of the dressing room I adjusted the top and looked at meg, loose hairs falling in my face. She stood, shocked. "I told you, I don't 'work' dresses" I answered the unsaid question, turning to go back to the fitting room. "HEELLLL NA!" She said adding the ghetto slang. "What?" I said turning, confused. She handed me shoes, intending for my to put them on. She did something to my hair and walked me to the mirror. I gasped at the reflection: a 'kiss red' lingerie sweet heart that fit my body like a glove, and complimented my fan completion, black velvet stilettos with red around the bottom. I looked beautiful. "HOLY!" I breather in sync with Meg. "If only your hair was like blue, you'd be even more, exotic." She said, stumbling to find the correct adjective. That sparked the lightbulb "well lets do it then" I said simply. "What?" She asked confused by my vague comment. I turned to look her in the eye "lets dye our hair." I like it was the most natural thing in the world. "Uh are you sure?" She questioned. "No, let me explain. It'll make Niall more curious, get it to last a month, then it'll just confuse him." I explained with a new joy. "OMG I know this place we can get tattoos like that! They last like a month and if u like it you get it permeant." She responded, now sharing the happiness. "How do you know that place?" I questioned, unsure how a place like that would be common knowledge. "I know a guy" she answered vividly, I dropped any further pressing, I knew some pretty strange places back home. "Let's go!" I was excited for the new experiences the day would unlock.