The Best Friend Code

A groan made me jump up in my sleep and tumble down on the floor, knocking half of the water in the opened water bottle on top of my head. Some girls wake up with their 'eyes fluttering open' but me? Nope. I fuck around with the pillowcases and the blankets try to strangle me as I figure out what time it is.
"Harry?" I mumble. Oh, god. We didn't!
Oh, no we didn't have sex. Oh, good. He's just sprawled like a teddy bear on my bed. Why? I have no fucking clue. Did they get drunk?
I finally catch Louis looking at me from the doorway. Oh, shit.
he has a guilty expression with a hint of - of - jealousy?
Why would he be jealous?
Unless.. haha no.
"Did you - " Louis starts. I shake my head no. "I solemnly swear he just looked like a diseased teddy bear on my bed and we did not have the sex."
"Okay, good." He lets out a chuckle. "We all passed out waiting for you."

"That reminds me!" I snap as I shake Harry awake like the cold bitch I am.
Only I'm allowed to say I'm a cold bitch.

"I'm coming, Mum." He murmurs groggily.
"Let him sleep."
"That reminds me, too. Niall ate all the pancakes."
"Of course Niall ate all the pancakes." I sigh as we both go into the living room.
"Got an announcement, guys!"

"I got the role!" I screech when they're all here. Lara and Janie start happily yelping and jumping with me at once; the guys don't even look like they know.
"Right, I didn't tell them!

"What role?" Harry murmurs sleepily.
"I auditioned for another movie; it's called Dark Sunlight. It's a horror movie about a vicious killer that hides in the shadows - moi -"
"Sounds like you." Louis jokes.
"Ehem." I glare at him. He grins. "Sorry."
"who kills for money. She meets the cops one day and they tell her she looks like a murder victim who's her twin sister. They don't know she was the one to do it.."
"Yup, sounds like you every single day -" Niall exclaims loudly.
Liam nods in approval. "And I know you, Jade."
"Uuuntil she meets pretty-boy Blake who's investigating and they fall in love and blah. Oh, they both die."
"What a way to sum it up!" Lara squeezes me in a hug.

"Congrats, Jade!"
"I had no idea you would audition!" Janie yelps happily.
"I auditioned, though.. duh."

Notes

Sorry for the shortie chapters. I gotta go wash the stupid plates.
Those dirty plates are so slutty, they're so attention-seeking and want you to pay attention to them. Always. And they get so dirty after they've fucked so much food. They act like Mindy.(:D)