Obviously Chrissy the prissy was on his man period. Domt give me that look every guy has one, maybe withiut the blood and the cramps, but you know and i know they have one, the can either act really emotional or like a total douche, my friends are a mixture of both.
"Kat his on his man period again." I say handing back her phone
she chuckles and walk out the door.
"Who was that?" Harry asks.
"chrissy." I say with a smile. "just dont ask questions" i gues.
he has this weird look, i cant really make it out. And he walks out mumbling to himself.
i think it was along the lines of
"i will never underestand them." Eh you can't really blame him.

A few moments of silence and I relised I actually slept, huh this feels weird. I rool my eyes and i see the purple parts of my bangs. Eh i might have to redo them later but for now its pretty fine. I get off the bedand walk right out to the hallway.

Then i am attacked by niall saying how hungry he is. And he makes a whole speech about him needing food.
"you are about as bad as Chris." I laugh to myself.
"but fine i guess i can make eggs or something." I say
" woo hoo!" He shoutsi just shake my head. This boy. "I love you so much." He says as i walk into the kitchen with him following behind. As i get out a pan, and the eggs and turn the stove on. My phone rings. I diddnt really have time to stop so i put it near me on speaker.
"JAZZ WHERE ARE YOU YOU HAVE MISSED LIKE THREE DAYS OF SCHOOL, I AM LITTERALLY ABOUT TO CALL THE COPS IF YOU DONT AWNSER ME." Sammy shouts through the phone.
"oh my frackalakin goodness control your little dick" (a/n get it like the guy version of calm your tits eh? Eh? I crack my self up i say
"im fine dont know when ill get back tell chrissy the prissy to get off his man period because i will bring him food when i can, and you you little brat, i dont know when ill be back but everything is fine." I say while scrambling the eggs
"and before you ask yes Kat is with me." I say
"whatever and what do you mean "with you" like are you two dating again?" Sammy says

before you say anything, yes i am bisexual, got a problem? No ok. Yes kat and i also dated but thongs just didnt work out but since we had been friends for so long we we realized there werent really any awkward feelings.

"No you big turd i mean you k ow what neve rmind, and no we aren't." I say sighing. I recievedI a paper plate and put the egss on it for Niall. I can here Kat laughing her head off and as i walk in with my phone and hand it to niall and i give the phone to kat.

"sammy just talk to Kat you little stupid." Say
"sam my man what is up?" Kat says into the phone.
" Kat!!, so what is going on because i am so cinfused where are you, and i just realized this is starting to sound like scooby doo's theme song." He says

i do a mental face slap 2x combo like serously i love him to death but get it togerther.

"Nothing is going on you nosey little child i will see you tomorrow." She says while she hangs up.

"Who was that?"

"Sammy" i laugh to my self.
"Dude are you going to school tomorrow or no." Kat says.
"It's according because you know the whole thing going on." I say.

Harrys pov
Man her friends are so weird. But i dont know maybe its just me. But i here kat mention something about school. Huh i really havent been to school in a while, like i will show up if im bored or something but im not sure. And back to her whole story about Mike, i never knew he had a girlfriend or maybe she just never wanted to get involved, because of her dad. But anyway back to fhe present conversation.
"...the whole thing going on." She says. What thing going on? Oh wait the part about the deal, i mean i guess she was acting so chill about it you forgot that is what happened in the first place.
"If you want to go, go." I hear zayn say, what gives him the right to give her permission, well she is his little sister, thats still weird to think about. I guess this whole thing is.
I mean i guess she says yes im not paying attention anymore, and by the looks of it niall, since he is the youngest and in her grade, sophmore, he i think said he would go to.
(A/n i know niall isnt the youngest but just bear with me and if you dont know what a sophmore is that is tenth grade in americal)
Nialls pov (ooohhhhhhhhh)
Zayn said she could go, and i am around her age. So ofcourse i said
"Ill go to i guess." I mean obviously i hate school but Jay is pretty cool, not that i like her or anything but she had to have those scares for some reason or another. And after i said i would go, she smiled at me
"Niall you dont have to if you dont want to," she says.
"Nahh its fine, except for the part about their food being gross." I say, i mean come on cafeteria's food is disgusting
All of a sudden Perrie offers to go to, so that means Eleanour Had to go, which means Louis and Zayn had to go to.
Out of no where harry said "yeah why not." And that left liam who was going or he wpuld be here alone.
"Oh my goodness guys you dont have to go." Jay says
"We know but we want to ." Perrie and eleanour say. Back. Yayy school tomorrow this should be so much fun. Not.
Jay and Kats pov.
They really dont know what they are getting themselves into, like seriously our school has the most ccliques (i cant spell today) and the most judgmental people there are. But man is this going to be weird.
(Please dont hate me for skipping to the next morning.)
Jays pov
It is five am. Their are four girls here who need to get ready, of course im going to wake up three hours early just to wake up a Kat that is sleeping right beside me, we where just talking the whole time and feel asleep at three, oppsie.
I slap her with a pillow. Like a good bestfriend should,
"Uugghhh." She says. She looks at her phone which was charging all night and she said
"Why did you wake me at five in the morning you little turd."
"Because you usually take an hour getting ready and we have four girls here why do you think?" I say she just groans.
"Thankyou for being so considerate?" Is this so hard to ask for" i say. "If you aint going to get ready then im going to wake up Perrie." She just groans and begins trying to get off the bed.
I just get up and go to the kitchen and begin make ng some food because i dont try for school why do people try to look cool? I dont know. I make some more pancakes and save fice for sammy and Chris, along with the chocolate chip cookies that j made.and wrap it up for them. I make about twenty pancakes because their are ten people here two for each well three for niall because i am not really that hungry.
After finally finished making the food, its 5;45, time to wake up Perrie and Eleanour i guess.
I arrive to Perries room and zayn is in their without a shirt on, ewww. But lucky for me Perrie is wearing clothes. But like the saying goes
"Two birds woth one stone."
I begin jumping on the edge of ghe bed just where their feet are.

"Get up get up get out of bed." I yell zayn and Perrie you can eassally hear groan. But perrie gets up grabs my knee making me fall down and she just starts using me as a frackilacin teddy bear. But i am facing zayn and i can head him laugh. And he is shirtless so the only logical thing to do. Purple nurple. And thats exactly what i do. And that is how you wake up the whole house, and get zayns nipple to bleed.

Notes

I know this is a weird chsoter but i had to end it there, because that was pretty funny anyway ill try to updat later, and comeone we all know guys have periods just in a diffrent way well im going to eat so goodbye my lovl