Hilarious 1D !!!

A directioner's driving test:
Instructer: Shut the door
Me:Yep.
Instructer:Umm ok then. On the road you are allowed to drive only in One direction.
Me: OMFG ! Are you a directioner too? I freaking love One direction so much. Dont you just love how louis and Harry cute together?? Wait you might be a directionator ...How many r's are there? Huh
Instructer: .....
Me: Why did'nt you answer? OMG I'm in a car with a directionator. GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN !!Im gonna ram this car into that tree.I hate directionators.People like you are the reason why nice people like me cant sleep.
Instructer:Who do you think you are?Who do you think i am?
Me: Oh i see. You're trying to use taken lyrics and prove you are a directioner.Well i don't care.
Instructer:Please just calm down.Here how about we turn on the radio.***WMYB plays***
Me:OMG ! This is my jam. Sing it with me ! But when you smile at the ground it aint hard to tell !!!
Instructer: WATCH OUT FOR THAT PIGEON!
Me: Where ??? KEVVVVIIIINNNNNNNNNN!!!! Where are you ??? ***gets out of car*** It would be an honor if you could poop on me please !!!
Instructer: Dear lord jesus , are all Directioners like this??
*** fails test**. #2
5 Directioner facts:
1.Excited for Christmas Eve?? Oh, you mean Louis's Birthday.
2.Accidentally call Nail polish Niall polish.
3. Using "Amazayn" in a normal conversation.
4.Living in Narnia.
5.No, I'm not single.No You cant meet my boyfriend.He's on tour.
#3
5 Things a 'Directioner ' would know
1. One direction are "amaZAYN, phenomeNIALL, fabuLOUIS, extraordinHARRY and brilLIAM.
2.Niall like Nandos
3.If Liam could be any type of food he'd be a birthday cake because he could wait a year to be eaten.
4.As a kid Liam had a strange fear of spoons and he still has it now.
5.Niall loves Justin Bieber
#4
Harry: erm ..so basically .. We just get on really well.
Zayn: VAS HAPPENIN?
Niall: yeah buddy.
Liam: Does adorable count as a cathphrase?
Louis: Does'nt have one cause he's a random ass mofo.
One Direction: A massive thank you.
Paul : Shit what did they do now??
#5
Who said i had no feelings ? I feel hungry every hour ---> Niall girl i guess
#6
Grandma: what is this so called One direction?
Mum: NO
Dad:NO
Brother:NO
Me:hehe STORY TIME !!! MWWAAHAHAHAAAHAH***evil grin***
#7
Best fri(END)
Boy fri(END)
Hus(BAND)
Coincidence?? I think not !!!
#8
Wedding vow
" well you are not Harry Styles but you are good enough...I guess..."
#9
Future me
Daughter: mum were you are fan of this band called "one direction"??
Me: *** presses button and the walls turn around to 1D merch*** time for me to tell you a story...
#10
Times i have met One direction
Louis-0
Niall-0
Harry-0
Liam-0
Zayn-0
Lou-0
Lux-0
Paul-0
The girlfriends-0
Kevin-8.5 million.
#11
Me: I slept with Harry last ***cuts off by friend***
Friend: your poster fell??
Me: yeeeppppp
#12
Im the kind of person who laughs uncontrollably in the middle of math class, because i remembered the picture of 1D 'naked' on the wrecking balls
#13
Can you believe there are 5 girls standing on this planet to marry 1D
Me: well im sitting so you are wrong
#14
Other fandoms: he/she should totally not date...
Directioners: Grrr El and Louis get married already.
OF:Oh no i hope they are alright
D: OMG hahahahhahahahaaaaahaaaahaahahah
OF: he/she does'nt drink ,smoke or do drugs thats y i love him/her
D: OMG !!! ONE DIRECTION are drunk???
Just get naked already... Welcome to the Fandom everybody
#15
***someone trys to insult 1D***
Them: how do 5 gay guys walk??
Directioner: i dunno , get your 4 friends and we will find out.
#16
*climbs mountain*
**screams into the night**
NIALL HORAN IS THE BEST DRESSED MEMBER OF ONE DIRECTION.

Notes

Hey guys ... You did not make it to 10 votes :( but I should update right ! So here is another chappy but the next chap is gonna have only 10 jokes in it...
... Enjoy !! Love you <3 -Smita