Hilarious 1D !!!

#1
I no longer love a boy band
I love a man band
#2
When someone asks me what I did all summer??
Me: I don't know fangirl over one direction, watch one direction, listen to one direction, stalk one direction and oh Yeah eat a lot of ice cream

#3
Directioners!!!!! - One direction's lovely fandom
Directionaters- Not directioners but call themselves one :p Lets see what they've got people
Directionater: I love One direction!
Directioner: (suspiciously) Oh what's your favorite song by them??
Directionater: What makes me beautiful!
Directioner : (even more suspiciously) Well who is your favorite member??
Directionater: Lewis!
Directioner : (fuming ) ummmm... FALSE
Directionater: And i know He likes carrots!
Directioner: No.He likes WOMEN who EAT carrots.
Directioner: (calms down ) who do you ship??
Directionater: I don't like boats!
Directioner: Thats it!
Directionater: 5 piece British boy band!
Directioner: 5 piece British -Irish boy band!
Directionater: OD
Directioner: 1D ! You bloody Bitch!!!!!!! You die!!!
#4
Niall: Welcome back! I got a good news and a bad news.
Louis: Bad news first!
Niall: You know your fish, I was cleaning its bowl and it accidentally went in blender.
Louis: What? (Teared up ) What's the good news??
Niall : And it tasted so delicious!
#5
Up all night
Take me home
Midnight memories
What's next???
I'M NOT THE FATHER
#6
***Leaks song ***
***illegally downloads ***
***album comes out ***
***acts shocked and buys it ***
***Gets it straight to #1***
ONE DIRECTION FANDOM EVERYBODY!!!

#7
HAPPINESS starts with H and ends with S, so does Harry Styles.
There's no real difference!!
#8
Three monkeys escaped from the Zoo, 1 was caught watching Tv, 2nd was caught playing hockey and the other was caught reading this thinking it's a one direction joke!!

Notes

!!!Hello my lovely subscribers!!!
Do you all like it???
Sorry for the last joke to be a non One direction joke!!! Lol :P
I want to admit it these jokes are not all mine but few are mine... I just want to share with you all what I enjoyed.. :) So you want the next double update???? That is 16 Jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If I get 10 more votes votes and more comments! I will post the next chapter... So let's make it...!!! Love you allll.... Hope you all living a super life!! Mwwwwwaaaaaahhhh...
-Smita <3 sorry for the long wait :(