Aislyn and Gemini (Collapse Sequel)

Chapter 6
Juliet's Diary 25.12.2015
I spent a lot of the year moping around, missing Niall.
His blue eyes.
Gorgeous face.
Luscious lips.
Soft hair.
Cute little nose.
Mouthwatering body.
Well I shouldn't of said that, now it's on permanent record. We split up the twins (I didn't mention that before.) I took Gemini and he took Aislyn.
I hooked up with some guys and never called them back. I almost took a job as a prostitute which would make Amaya Rose right all along. Fuck her. I really hope my kids don't read this. The language isn't very child-friendly.
I spent a lot of time with Jenny. I went to her and Louis's wedding in January, Niall was there but I avoided him. Jenny looked amazing. But also a little bit like a meringue.
Oh crap that's on permanent record too.
Louis looked amazing but I couldn't help feeling a pang that his lips should be locked with El's and not Jenny's and that he married too quickly after El's death but what ya gonna do?
I have put too many bad things on permanent record.
Lexi (the hairdresser) married Harry in March because she was pregnant, with his baby, and also she loved him and he loved her. I avoided Niall again.

Nothing much happened until April. Me, Yuki and Jo released our first album! Red Stamp! We were so excited when it became number 1 in 21 countries! Jessie J (Our Boss) was so happy for us! Damn I love that girl. Her hair had grown back and she looked gorgeous. As per usual.
I gave birth to El's baby girl Georgia Eleanor Calder-Tomlinson on May 2nd. She had brown eyes and very straight brown hair. She was so gorgeous I almost didn't want to give her to Louis and Jenny.
Gemini turned one on June 10th, which was fun. We got some baby friends round like Georgia, Zayn's baby Taha and Johanna's little sister triplets Daisy, Joy and Nelly all aged 2.
We celebrated Jo's 22nd birthday in July! Then she announced that Oscar and her were getting engaged and married in March 2016!
My life was pretty dull up until August. When I went to Liam's 22nd birthday party. I um... slept with um... Niall...
Yeah I know I'm stupid! I'm bloody sure he doesn't remember and if he does he doesn't give a shit.
A bit less than a month later me and the girls kicked off our Red Stamp tour. It was so fun!
Before that though I went to lunch with Liam. He told me that he loved me! How adorable!
Anyway back to the tour. Turns out Liam was there. He kissed me and we got together. 3 out of 5! Yay me...
The next day was Niall's birthday. Me and Liam went. Niall invited us to play Postman's knock. Of Course Niall didn't know it was me and I pretended (very badly) that I was Liam's cousin, Gigi Payne. Which worked for a while. The bottle spun and landed on me. I went in waiting for some person to do something to me. The guy (and it was definitely a guy) kissed me sweetly. Then the guy said.
"I know it's you, Juliet."
When I went back I guessed Liam but it was Louis. Louis knew who I was. Niall spun the bottle again and it landed on himself. He went in and Louis spun. It landed on me. I kissed Niall's neck and asked him whether he loved Rose (His new girlfriend). He said no and that he just needed someone to get over me. I asked him whether he still loved Juliet. He said yes. I said that I loved him too.
After that Niall figured out it was me. We got in a heated argument. Then everyone made me choose who I loved most out of Louis, Harry, Liam, Josh (Devine), Niall or Bobby. Yes Bobby came too! Whoopee....
Of course I chose Niall! YAY!
Then some policemen charged in and accused me of murdering Johanna! I was so pissed. Yet sad because my friend died!
Turns out the real murderer was Bobby. 100 points to anyone who guessed that. I'm being sarcastic by the way. It was obvious it was him. Well after the policeman said it. I'm not clever enough to figure out a murder mystery. Bobby got put in prison for 30 years! Whoop, Whoop!
I re-married Niall. And got pregnant. Niall took me to Thailand because we never went on our honeymoon last year since I was too sad when El died.
It was amazing, beautiful and um... steamy. Heh Heh.
A week before we came back we got a call from Harry that Lexi had gone into labour. She had a little girl called Darci-Rose. How cute!
After we came back on October 7th, Niall kept going over to Harry's to work on some songs for their new album for next year. So I got Jenny round. Jenny came up with this idea that we should go and spy on our husbands. So we did.
We went to Louis first. Jenny made me go up and listen. He was rocking Georgie and saying things like me and my sister are more beautiful that Jenny (which by the way is not true I look like a frog that got crushed my Justin Bieber's butt). When Jenny asked what he said I just said that he was saying how adorable Georgie was. When we went to spy on Niall, Jenny found out the truth and we broke friends that day.
When I went to try and make up with Jenny I found that she had beaten up Louis and slashed him with a knife. We took him to hospital and he got better. I kissed him (which I am not proud of doing).
A few weeks later it was my 22nd birthday. I went to visit Louis before Niall woke up. He gave me a Prada perfume called "True Love's Kiss". I got home and woke up Niall. He gave me breakfast in bed and all my presents. Which included 4 tickets to Kentucky to visit Josh Hutcherson in December! EEP!
On November 10th Perrie had her blonde little baby called Mahnoor Jade Malik (pronounced MA-NORE).
On December 13th Niall took me to Kentucky. I met Josh. Yes, I was starstruck, very starstruck. 2 days later, when Niall was out golfing, I was skyping Harry and Lexi. I called Josh in so Lexi could see him, she's a massive fan. When he winked at her, she literally had a heart attack. Then to annoy her even more I kissed him. It was supposed to be a joke but Josh took it seriously. He kept kissing me but I just stood on tiptoes so he couldn't reach my lips. God, he's so short. 168 cm for a 23 year-old man! Jesus!
Then my baby started to move when it wasn't supposed to for another 4 weeks. Niall came back and took me to Dr Guille who just happened to be in Cincinatti. He found out that I was 19 weeks pregnant. Turns out I got pregnant at Liam's birthday party when I slept with Niall. I was having a boy.
I went to tell Josh. When I came back to Niall he said that this motherfucker girl had come in and told him that she was having his fucking baby like right now. I was pissed at him but I didn't say I was. While I was being sad and moping around he was hooking up with girls and getting them pregnant. Well, to be honest I was doing the same but with guys but who gives a fuck about that.
So we went to see this bitch have her baby. Turn's out bitch's name was Florence but I thought bitch suited her better. I almost called her around 6 times. And bitch was very rude when she found out I was Niall's wife.

So she had her baby and called her Paige. What kind of name is that? It's what you get in a book not what you call your child (Sorry to fans who are called Paige, I love the name but Juliet doesn't, Abi x). She made me godmother and I was like thanks but I don't want to be the godmother of a bastard child. Well my kid's are bastard children except for the one I'm pregnant with who I want to call Liam Josh Horan. Cute right?
Anyway on December 21st, like a day after me and Niall got back, we announced to the world that El had died which was upsetting for everyone. We also admitted a hell of a lot of shit. Liam and Louis announced that they were now gay partners. I always knew one member of 1D was gonna come out (I don't actually. Abi x). I did something stupid and admitted that I kissed Josh.

Niall was fine with that by the next morning. I went to Tesco and got some stuff for Christmas. I bumped into Romeo my ex-boyfriend. We talked and I found out he had just got divorced with Macy "I'm so important, look at me!" Kingsford and had two kids. I asked him what he was doing for Christmas. He said nothing so I invited him round to ours.
I'm gonna stop there but just to say that if Romeo or anyone else hits on me or seduces me or kisses me I am going to kill myself. And I'm not joking here. I swear I will.
Bye Diary. See you next year.
Juliet Georgia Horan.
(Aislyn Speaking Now)

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