"Damn, that was awesome." I smirked at all of the boys, who were now wearing their colorful hoodies. "Shut your mouth, boys. We don't want to catch an Australian fly, now would we?" I giggled and started

to hum 'Food Glorious Food' from Oliver.

"Damn, 'Nialler', you've got some competition!" I smirked and looked at 'Nialler'. "Nice try, maybe next time then." I winked at him and he turned red.

They all got up to leave. "WAIT!' I shouted and looked at 'Boo Bear' and I turned on my puppy dog eyes. "Can I have a box of cookies?" I pouted. "What the heck? You just ate McDonalds! Where do you

put it?" He lifted my shirt and poked my belly. "I never really have maccas so I eat what I can get. Please?" I pushed his hand away and gave him the look of puppies and kittens. He sighed and gave me five dollars. I squealed and hugged him, and ran up to the ordering station. "Box of cookies, please." The girl gave me a look of disgust so I poked my tongue out at her and received my change and box of cookies...I'm just so mature, aren't I?

I skipped back to the van humming 'Food, Glorious Food'. I got in to see 'Nialler' looking at my box with hungry eyes. I narrowed my eyes and hid them from him. He huffed and crossed his arms like a five year old, that's right, be a five year old. I'm six and a half, you best be jealous, my little Irish friend.

I went into my bag, looking for my iPod because 'Pumpkin' decided to take my mobile phone. I slipped in my headphones and looked down at my music play list. I tapped 'Moments' by One Direction, don't ask why I have it on here, I just got bored and downloaded random songs. I frowned and looked at 'Nialler', then back to the album cover. Hang on. I lifted my iPod up and compared them to the boys of One Direction.

Holy mother of goat soap. I gaped at them then looked back at my iPod, then back again, double checking the picture. Yep, no doubt about it.

"Holy mother of purple barbecue! You're One Direction!" I scream, which wasn't a good idea, because 'Pumpkin' A.K.A Liam Payne from ONE MOTHER-F*CKIN DIRECTION freaked out and swerved, almost hitting a tree. We all screamed at him, and I decided to hang on to Harry Styles for dear life.

He stopped just a centimeter from the tree. "OH MY GOD! You're trying to kill me!" I screamed, letting Harry go and brushing myself off awkwardly. "Shut up, how do you know we're One Direction?" Liam turned to me. I blushed and showed him the album cover.

"So, you like our music?" Harry questions, with a smirk on his face. I don't like that smirk. "Nope." I said, popping the 'P'. "I just have it on here because I downloaded the top twenty albums of the month." I smirked at his face. "Now take me home, before I get eaten by your crazy fans!" I said, looking out the blackened window.

What would Mariah do if she found out I met one of her favorite bands? I am so dead. I guess I'll have to start writing my will. I will give my clothes and toys to the orphanages, and the rest of my stuff to my ninety cats. Hey, cats need some love, too.

Liam stopped in front of my house, as I had directed him to. I held my hand out for my mobile, which he reluctantly gave to me...I hope he didn't do anything to it. If I find a picture of someone besides Jeremy Sumpter or Elijah Wood, there will be hell to pay. I hopped out of the van and looked at the boys, who had sad expressions on their face. "Bye bye, lovies! Nice meeting you!" I slammed the car door closed and ran up to my front door, unlocking it, yanking it open and jumping in....literally, like a bunny rabbit. I slammed the door closed and locked it.

I sighed and leaned against the door. Now I can live my boring bullied life with no parents. YAY ME! Note the sarcasm...

The door bell rang and I frowned. Who could it be? Surely not the boy band. OH MY GOD, IS ELIJAH WOOD GONNA KIDNAP ME NOW? NOOOO! I SURELY DON'T WANNA BE KIDNAPPED BY MORE CELEBRITIES!

I opened the door and sure enough it was the boyband, they all looked nervous. "What?" i snapped and looked at them, one by one.

"Umm, we were wondering-"

"If we could-"

"We are trying to say-"

"If we could-"

"MOTHER OF GOD! SPIT IT OUT ALREADY!" I yelled. They all looked at each other and turned to me.

"If we could stay the night." I stood there shocked.

Did they seriously just ask that?

"Yes we did." Zayn smirked.

Did I just say that out loud? "Yes you did." I frowned. Oh my god. They better not be rapists. I'm SO gonna regret this!

I opened the door the whole way. "Come in."

YEP, I'M ALREADY REGRETTING IT......o_o

Notes

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