Big Fat Guy's POV

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If I ever want to achieve world domination, I'll have to start small. So I will begin by dominating One Direction fanfiction, MWA HA HA HA!
First I must destroy every stereotype.
Girl with a cup of Starbucks, perfect.
I pounce on her majestically like a rainbow-sparkle unicorn, and she drops her coffee and shrieks.
"OMG Saphire Crystal Waters, some weird cat thing just jumped on me! I spilled my coffee! I was supposed to spill that on Harry Styles so he would date me!!!!"
"Calm down Kylie." her friend tried to calm her.
"NO! Eventhough I have perfect hair and a perfect figure, I'll be alone forever."
I smiled a cat smile at my work.
"Big Fat Guy!!!!" the author yelled.
"Yeah I'm here." I responded.
"Why are you messing up fanfiction?" the author asked.
"World domination." I replied.
The Author sighed.
"That doesn't mean you can mess up fanfiction." the Author scolded.
"But it was cheesy anyway." I responded.
"True dat Big Fat Guy." the Author said and left.

Notes

The Moon's True Light is still on hold. I just needed to cheer myself up by writing a goofy filler chapter.
I felt the need to cheer myself up because, if you read Little Things and Angel Wings you should know that a friend of mine committed suicide. Well her funeral was today and it was hard for me.
So I wrote about Big Fat Guy trying to change the 1D fanfic stereotypes.