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"AND THEN WE'RE LIKE NA, NA, NA!"
I screamed in the backseat of my sister Callie's car.
"AND THEN WE'RE LIKE-"
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." She shushed.

"YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!"
"Why don't I have a record deal yet?" I ask my sister as she parks the car.
"I don't know. Hey, look, that looks kind of like Louis Tomlinson."

"SHIT WHAT WHERE?!" I shriek.
"Over there." She points to a guy with a bunch of girls screaming around him.
"I'M GOING TO FAINT, HELP MEEEH! OH MY MOTHERFUCKING CARROTS."

"Shh." She presses her finger softly over my lips. "Move your ass, woman. We're going to Nando's."
"We were originally going to Nando's, anyway."

She opens the door for me and we both get out. I look around.
"Can I please join the mob of screaming fangirls!?" I beg.
"No."
"Please!" I whine.

"Your causing a scene, get in the frickin' restaurant."
She opens the door and I look around. Where's Niall? Okay, better wait for him here. What am I saying, am I just-
"Ahem." Callie coughs.
"Oh, um, yeah, um, no, yes, um, yes."
"She'll have a soda, please."

I take out my phone and start scrolling around. Hmm, I should text this guy. Since when do I know THEREALARIANAGRANDE? I don't know this bitch.
Tumblr Time. I start drooling over a picture of the guys shirtless. How. Hot. Are. These. British. Hotties?
I can't.
"Get off of Tumblr!" Callie rushes me.

"I just- look at this!" I shove the picture in her face. She pushes me back, then pulls me back in front of her, mildly interested.
"Okay. I want to see this, go play outside or something."

"Okay, mommy." I roll my eyes and open the door to go outside.
"JOOOOOOY!"
My best friend Marie rushes up to me, her face red and puffy.
"I- saw- my- future- husband-" She puffs and throws an autographed CD at my face.
"This is legit." I inspect the CD and put it in my pocket.

"Keep it. He autographed 2 more for me." Marie shrugs.
"Let me guess. You took a picture. Wow. Okay. You look like an arctic penguin in the desert in this one." I jab my finger in a picture.
She starts to wail. "Now he must think I'm gross.." Marie groans.
"Awww, cheer up! I'm gonna go tell Callie we're going to my place. I'm not hungry, anyway. Oh, and the internet has been waiting for us."

Notes

HII!
Hope you like it.
This is my first fan fic. :)