Harry's diary

im out walking about the streets looking for a girl to bring home. I had a pretty set plan. get her so drunk so she just passes out when I bring her over. and im trying to sneak her in so Louis or any of the other boys see. I walk into a mini club and look around. I see a blonde girl that definalty looked tipsy. I straighten my jacket ruffle my hair and walk over.
" hey.." I manage. she turns around unsteady.
" hey.. he.. hey you!" she giggles.
" wanna I don't know get out of here?" I say trying to get this done with already.
" but.. mister. I don't even know your identification date!" she is so drunk and dumb right now.
" im.. uhm.. im.. im clare.. clariece!" I blush as I say the fake name.
" oh.. that's wicked!" she laughs as she takes another swig of the drink. the music is booming and the dancefloor is pumping so I pull her arm. " lets go now." forcefully I pull her along. once outside I hail a cab. we climb in and she is rubbing all over me. I kind of think its gross but I cant blow my cover. we arrive at the house and I look for the paps before leaving the car so they can get there publicity. she is wobbling all the way up to the door. I quickly but silently open the door. I push her in causing her to groan. I close the door and cup my hand around her mouth. I felt kind of mean for that but I could risk the boys seeing her or waking up. I released my hand form her mouth.
" where.. room." she didn't even finished and she passed out. oh my god. there was a random woman asleep on the kitchen floor. I go into a panic mode. I guess... ill put her in my bed and ill pass out on the couch. I slip off my coat and attempt to pick her up with success. I slowly make my way to my room and slide her in. I pull the covers on her and I make my way back to the stairs and to the couch. I just flick on the t.v and soon I go into a deep.. deep slumber. I am awoken awhile later by some rustling upstairs but after a few moments nothing. I close my eyes and doze back off.
I feel a breeze on my neck and I jolt awake. I sit up remembering last nights chain of events and laugh. I wonder if she is still asleep. I stand up and walk upstairs. all of the boys are still asleep. well at least nobody is out here. I arrive at my door and push it open. I gasp.
Louis is wrapped around her sleeping like a baby! what the fuck.

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