Joy
Hilary
"Tell me all about it!" Hilary chirped.
"Not much to tell. Harry spanked me and I read them Hamlet." I said, nonchalantly sipping my smoothie.
"Oh my God! He spanked you? Did you two, you know..." She asks, making a circle with her fingers and sticking her index finger in it. Leave it to Hilary to ask about sex.
"Oh my God, no! All he did was spank me!" I blurt out, almost choking.
"Do you like him?"
"No!"
"Does he like you?"
"No!"
You think you could set me up with Louis? He is adorable."
"He has a girlfriend."
"Dammit. Do you and Harry have any chemistry? Like did you look at his-?"
"Oh my fuck! No! I don't like him in that way! And if you want, I can text him and tell him to take a picture of his penis!"
"Ok, whats his number" She asks. I stare at her. How dumb is this girl? Doesn't she know what sarcasm is?
"Well... what's his number?" She asks again.
"I was kidding. I'm not giving you his number."
"Oh."
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"Ha! You lose, so you have to take me!" Hilary said, squealing
"Fuck! That's not fair!" I whined.
"Too bad, bitch! Woohoo!" She laughed, getting a few people's attention.
"Fine, I'll take you but first chill."
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"Uh, hey guys. What's up?" I ask, wandering into Liam's flat.
"Hey." they all say in unison.
"Oh my God! Oh my God! So nice to meet you guys! I'm a huge fan!" Hilary burst, her cheeks red, and her eyes bulging. She ran to Harry and crashed her lips into his cheek, knocking him down. He smiled and hugged her. And I felt a small sense of jealousy. But I brushed it off.

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