Hate feat. Love

"I might possibly be the best manager ever, Joy." Sydney said excitedly. I laughed. My laugh is ugly. And I admit that.
"And why is that?" I ask, taking a sip of my watered down Sprite.
"Because... I got you a duet! With some one... or some people." She says, trying to sound mysterious. I spit out my Sprite.
"Little Mix?! Maroon 5?! Paramore?! Nickelback?!"
"Ok, no. And Nickelback? No way."
"Well then... who?"
"One...Direction!" I spat out everything that was in my mouth, leaving a puddle on the floor.
"Ok, clean that up. That is extremely gross." Sydney said grabbing a mop.
"A boy band? Really?!" I say angrily, wiping my mouth.
"Not just a boy band. Only the sexiest, bestest boy band in the world. And I never heard a thank you." She smirked. I wanted to choke her.
"Thank. You." I say, through gritted teeth.

Notes

Tell me what you think my babies!