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The Chicken Stuffer

Chapter 1

~Harry's POV~


I walk down meat section in Smart & Final, trying to find the right size chicken that would be perfect for 5-8 people. I grab about six different chickens, seeing the price and the poundage. All of the ones so far havent been big enough for my liking.

I walk around the meats to the back door, knocking on it three times just so they for sure can hear me. Footsteps sound from behind the door. I place my hands behind my back and rock on my heels waiting for somebody to answer.

The footsteps stop, and the push doors swings open. I'm met with a guy that has big glasses balancing on his nose, big brown eyes refecting through. A small, bushy mustache lays above his upper lip, and his slim figure makes him so short.

"Hello there, young sir. How may I help you?" he asks wiping his hands with a washcloth.

"Oh, I was just wondering if you have any more chickens a little bigger then this one." I said holding my chicken up to him. He takes a step closer examing the chicken with his bug eyed glasses on.

"Erm- that may be our uh.. biggest one." he said gulping loudly. He looks a bit worried to be honest.

"Are you sure? It would be a miracle if you could possibly have one thats about 2 more pounds." I say flashing my cheeky smile that everybody loves. "I mean, I am Harry Styles.." I say trying to state that I'm famous, so he will possibly maybe find me a bigger one.

His huge eyes soon become slim, and his worried epression turns a bit to smug for my liking. It's a little creepy if you ask me.

But I dont really think anything of it. Maybe he is just a fan, or knows someone thats a fan.? I dont know, but Im a little to busy to get a large enough chicken to care.

"I may have one in the back. Come with me." he says holding the door open for me. I nod my hand giving a quite thank you before entering before him. I look around and see the workers wrapping the chicken in the packages, and placing them on these 5 layer tray cart.

"Follow me" I turn around and see him walking towards a werid looking hallway. I hesitantly turn the corner downs the hallway he turned down, and he seems to have disappeared. There is litterally nobody in sight down here.

I look around and the dark walls, and see a purple flashing light come from under a door right in front of me. I twist the door handle revealing a stream of purple light, and placed right smack in the middle is the largest packed chicken Ive ever seen.

I around the room for the small man who is no where to be seen. I make my way towards the chicken, and notice the small sticky note attached to it.

'The chickens on me. Please take and exit through the back door located underneath the gian chicken model. Thank you. -Peety'

Hm. It seems a little fishy to me.

I mean, a little chickeny if you ask me (;

But whatever. A free chciekn is a free chicken, right?

I grab the chicken off the small counter, holding it with two hands as I head towards the giant, creepy cicken statue. I find the door located directly behind the chicken, and push my way out.

I'm met by an empty parking lot, so I walk around the building to the front where my car is located.

I place the giant chicken in the front seat of my car, shutting the door as I walk around to my side.

Everyone is going to be happy once they see the giant chicken I got.


~Peety's POV~


I thought famous people were suppost to be smart. I mean, who the fuck takes a giant chicken from a black room, where he was following someone that disappeared, with a note that says 'take'. I mean, how stupid could you be?

Well, you would have to be as stupid as Harry Styles.

Notes

This story is just for fun, so fuck off if you dont like it.

This chapter was hella short, but thats because its just the beginning and I hate those books were the first chapter is really long.

Well, Im going to go heat up some chicken because Im hungry.

Well byers (:



Comments

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