
Harry Styles Parodothology
Awkwardz #1 | Perturb Periods
The girl's POV:
Harry licked his lips with lust as he undressed me, keeping a firm grip to stop me from squirming. I kept trying to push him away, but he wouldn't stop.
"Harry..." my voice muffled against his chest "Harry, don't. Not today!" I exclaimed. I was too ashamed to tell him what happened to me.
“Why baby?” he slowly spoke near my ear, making the fine hair on my neck stand up.
“Harry, no, no, no! Please not the panties, no, no” but it was too late.
“You… you’ve got—“ he started and leaned back slowly.
“That’s exactly what I was trying to say the whole time. I got my god damn periods” I rolled my eyes and quickly put on my pants.
The silence between us got extremely awkward, so I just decided to walk away. And probably eat some pain killers.
Notes
Hey! First chapter! Soo... how'd you like the first awkardz sitz? It isn't that great but I've got more in my mind. Tell me if I should continue. And if you want this idea, please ask me first AND give me credits (I'll always say yes! You just must not plagiarize. Plagiarism is a CRIME!)
-Emmee x
funny as helllllll plz update
12/29/14