Madalyn
Chapter 16
"My pussy tastes like Pepsi cola
My eyes are wide like cherry pies
I gots a taste for men who're older
It's always been so it's no surprise
Ah he's in the sky with diamonds
And it's making me crazy
All he wants to do is party with his pretty baby
Come on baby, let's ride
We can escape to the great sunshine
I know your wife and she won't mind
We made it out to the other side
We made it out to the other side
We made it out to the other side
Come on come on come on come on come on baby
Woah ah yeah
I fall asleep in an American flag
I wear my diamonds on Skid Row
I pledge allegiance to my dad
For teaching me everything he knows
Havery's in the sky with diamonds
And it's making me crazy
All he wants to do is party with his pretty baby
Come on baby, let's ride
We can escape to the great sunshine
I know your wife and she wouldn't mind
We made it out to the other side
We made it out to the other side
We made it out to the other side
Drug, suck it up, like Vanilla Ice is
Don't treat me rough, treat me real nice-is
Decorate my neck, me, I'm on diamond ices
Why, come on come on come on
Oooh...
Yeow!
Come on baby let's ride
We can escape to the great sunshine
I know your wife and she wouldn't mind
We made it out to the other side
Come on baby, let's ride
We can escape to the great sunshine
We made it out to the other side
We made it out to the other side
Come on come on come on baby
Come on come on come on baby
Woah ah
My pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola
Oooh... ah
My pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola
Oooh...
My pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola
Oooh... woah... yeah," I sang as I fruitified my hair with some kind of Bath and Body Works shampoo Eleanor had gotten for me. Everyone was basically giving Liam the cold shoulder after him and Danielle got together, although me and Danielle were getting on just fine. In fact, she was becoming my friend fairly quickly. And even she was being pissy at Liam, opting to room with me, Eleanor, Perrie, and Ariella instead of Liam.
"Are you going to keep turning Harry on with your Lana del Rey pussy flavour or get your beautiful ass out here so we can go shopping!" Danielle screamed through the door.
"I'm coming, I'm coming!" I bitched back, giggling at myself. I finished washing my hair and stepped out, tying my hair in a messy bun on top of my head. I put on:http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=89850634 because I really wasn't feeling getting all dressed up and it was lightly cold.
"Are you ready yet?!" Ariella groaned right before I stepped out.
"I'm here I'm here, put ya titties in a bra, hold ya horses, chill ya beans, whatever you want to say!" I said as I was half dragged to the front door. I quickly kissed Harry's cheek, gave everyone a hug (with the noticeable exception) and was rushed out the door.
-AT THE MALL-
The paparazzi were everywhere! Some were respectful and backed off when they were asked to, but others were just all up in our jizz-net. It was moments like these I regretted every dating any of the boys, but then I remembered how much I loved all of them. Yes, even Liam.
However, one question stood out to me.
"Is the reason you went to Harry after Liam because he is your rebound and your shoulder to cry on, especially after the loss of your mother and sister?" One of them shouted in my face. I cringed and tried to keep walking, but my embrace on Danielle's hand noticeably increased.
"I know, it sucks, but just try to ignore it," she muttered in my ear. I nodded and we kept walking, but I was fighting tears.
Was nothing sacred to them? Just after I was coming to terms with the fact that I didn't really even have a family anymore, they had to bring it back up. And to top it off, cause they love adding dirt to the pile, they had to include both of the boys I love/loved. Well, maybe I love both of them, but that's beside the point!
"Come on, we're finally here," Eleanor said, tugging me inside my favourite store.
****
"I am famished! Are you girls hungry?" Perrie chirped.
"I am dying! I feel like my stomach is digesting itself!" Ariella groaned, clutching her stomach dramatically and pretending to swoon.
"You're always like that," Dani giggled.
"That's why you're Niall's girlfriend!" I added with Eleanor at the same time. We both laughed at each other. Somehow, in all of this hot mess, Eleanor and I had become tighter than ever. Inseparable sisters now.
"Well, I could use some food too!" I added.
"I guess we're all pretty hungry then," Dani said. We all nodded and headed off to the food court.
-BACK AT THE HOTEL-
"Are you excited for the boys' show tonight?" Eleanor asked me as we sorted through our clothes and tried to decide what to wear.
"Not really," I admitted, fiddling with the lace on a dress.
"Why not?" El sounded genuinely concerned.
"Because what if the fans, who already didn't exactly approve of Liam and I, and also who definitely don't approve of Harry and I, make the boys sad? I don't want to be the cause of a ruining of a great show!" I exclaimed, reaching panic mode.
"So that's why you haven't been going to any of their shows," El said sympathetically, pulling me in for a hug.
"That's why," I sniffled into her shirt. We sat like that for a long time before she leaned in and whispered in my ear.
"I love you. Harry loves you. And Liam loves you. And so do Niall, Zayn, Louis, Ariella, Perrie, Danielle, and 3/4 of the fans. Just because the few that are on twitter send you hate, doesn't mean that the others don't love you. Let me show you," Eleanor said, pulling out a laptop. She logged into twitter and showed me some of the posts on my wall. "This one is my favorite," she pointed to one that read: @LiveLuv123: to all hateful directioners, why hate on @MaddieBoo when you could be improving your life? ur not making anyone feel better! urs truly, me!
"I like that one too," I smiled and followed that girl, retweeting her tweet, and DMing her a thank you with love. For the next half an hour we looked at loving tweets before we had to get ready.
"So can you do this?" Eleanor asked me sincerely.
"Yeah, I can do this!" I said and dug through my clothes. She laughed at my enthusiasm before getting ready herself.
****
I was wearing:http://www.polyvore.com/bow/set?id=77314006 and Eleanor was wearing:http://www.polyvore.com/tay/set?id=69356857. We went out to check on the girls.
Perrie:http://www.polyvore.com/lazy_day_with_zayn/set?id=66876670
Danielle:http://www.polyvore.com/night_at_beach/set?id=66617688
Ariella:http://www.polyvore.com/untitled_134/set?id=86716492
"Are you girls ready yet?" Our gaurd groaned through the door. We all burst out laughing, we were getting complained at yet again for taking too long getting ready.
"Yeah yeah, we're here!" Ariella said, skipping out into the hallway to be escorted to the show venue place thingy. See how much attention I pay to names?
-AT THE SHOW-
We were sitting front row, watching the boys as they hopped up and down, made funny faces, and just acted stupid. Then, someone screamed. Not unusual, but the girl screamed and pointed at me.
"OHMYGAWD YOU'RE MADALYN AND YOU FOLLOWED ME ON TWITTER TODAY!" She screamed, causing me to shudder lightly at her high pitch and nod.
"That's me!" I shot her a million dollar smile.
"You have no idea how excited I am to finally meet you! I love you! And I heard your voice when Louis tweeted a vid of you singing in the shower-" I cut her off.
"He did what?"
"OMG you don't know about that!" She handed me her phone and, sure enough, there was a very recent vid of me singing Lana del Rey in the shower. "It's really good! And then you DMed me and I had a heart attack! It was no problem standing up for you! You deserve it! You're talented and gorgeous and-" I cut her off again.
"Thank you very much. You're gorgeous and you made my day a whole lot better," I smiled sincerely at her.
"I know I'm rambling but can you sign this?" She held out her iPhone. I signed it, gave her a hug, and took a few pictures before she bounded off to go tell her friends about it. Danielle, Eleanor, Perrie, Ariella, and I all jumped up and down and danced and sang with the boys. At one point, though, Harry did something that made me shoot him daggers.
"So as many of you know," he began, making everyone go fairly quiet, "Madalyn and I are a couple now. And, thanks to Louis, you know how good of a singer she is. Especially when it comes to her, erh, well, you heard the song! Anyway, would you guys like, a very special performance?"
"AHH!" The crowd screamed. I blushed and shot him daggers.
"If looks could kill right now, I would be dead," Harry said into the mic, making everyone laugh. "But I want to tell you a story. As you all know, or maybe not know, Liam and Danielle are back together. Madalyn and Danielle get on better than Liam and Danielle do at the moment. When Madalyn and Liam split, she was pretty sad. So I took it into my very large hands," he winked provocatively, causing everyone to "ooh", "to make her happy! We went to Nandos and sang a very special song. I think it is now my favourite song at the moment. But I wanted to tell you that little background thinga-ma-hoojet before Madalyn got her booty up here and sang for you! Paul, you know what to do," he winked at Paul and I, before I knew what was entirely happening, was picked up and carried onto the stage like a toddler. I glowered at Paul while he shrugged innocently. Harry pecked me on the cheek, but I glowered at him too. "Don't be like that! Sing for the people!" He poked my side.
"Okay. How about this song. I'm going to sing, hmm, Ed Sheeran 'Kiss Me'!" I qued the music before beginning. "Settle down with me
Cover me up
Cuddle me in
Lie down with me
And hold me in your arms
And your heart's against my chest, your lips pressed to my neck
I'm falling for your eyes, but they don't know me yet
And with a feeling I'll forget, I'm in love now
Kiss me like you wanna be loved
You wanna be loved
You wanna be loved
This feels like falling in love
Falling in love
We're falling in love
Settle down with me
And I'll be your safety
You'll be my lady
I was made to keep your body warm
But I'm cold as the wind blows so hold me in your arms
Oh no
My heart's against your chest, your lips pressed to my neck
I'm falling for your eyes, but they don't know me yet
And with this feeling I'll forget, I'm in love now
Kiss me like you wanna be loved
You wanna be loved
You wanna be loved
This feels like falling in love
Falling in love
We're falling in love
Yeah I've been feeling everything
From hate to love
From love to lust
From lust to truth
I guess that's how I know you
So I hold you close to help you give it up
So kiss me like you wanna be loved
You wanna be loved
You wanna be loved
This feels like falling in love
Falling in love
We're falling in love
Kiss me like you wanna be loved
You wanna be loved
You wanna be loved
This feels like falling in love
Falling in love
We're falling in love!" I sang, closing my eyes and feeling the music like I did every time. I opened my eyes again, embarrassed that I let myself get so into it.
"That was brilliant!" Harry exclaimed, taking me into a giant embrace.
"Thanks, babe. Now I'm going to go!" I waved and skipped back stage, but not before Harry got a cheeky slap on my bum in. I waggled my finger at him in disapproval, which he repeated, and everyone laughed at us.
I met the girls back stage and they all hugged me. "I knew you could sing but damn girl did you feel that one!" Dani exclaimed, pulling me into a hug.
"I know, I love that song. Besides Jessie J, 'Sexy Silk' that is my theme song!" I said, hugging her back.
"Girl! We should totes do a cover of that!" Perrie said. "And make a music video for it! And during the video, everyone is dancing and being fun and provocative and party like! Dani could choreograph and we could fan out behind her! There's five of us, so it would be Dani in the front, Madalyn and I behind her cause we are the singers, and Ariella and Eleanor in the back but everyone is seen and making a V shape! And then, well, you guys get the point!" Perrie said, embarrassed that she had talked for so long.
"Perrie, that is an amazing idea! We should totally do that!" I said, "And then I could do a cover of Ciara 'Ride' and Danielle could teach me some choreography for it and we could make a video and start our own channel and do vlogs and stuff!"
"I think this day just got a whole lot better!" Ariella and Eleanor said. We all came in for a group hug.
"Things are starting to look up. Now, Danielle and Liam make up, we all stop giving him cold shoulder, and become one big, happy, singing/dancing/modeling family!" I giggled.
"Totally!"
"Totally!"
"I'm in!"
"Hell yeah!" Everyone said at the same time. We all giggled and turned to watch the end of the boys' show. Things really really were starting to look up.
My eyes are wide like cherry pies
I gots a taste for men who're older
It's always been so it's no surprise
Ah he's in the sky with diamonds
And it's making me crazy
All he wants to do is party with his pretty baby
Come on baby, let's ride
We can escape to the great sunshine
I know your wife and she won't mind
We made it out to the other side
We made it out to the other side
We made it out to the other side
Come on come on come on come on come on baby
Woah ah yeah
I fall asleep in an American flag
I wear my diamonds on Skid Row
I pledge allegiance to my dad
For teaching me everything he knows
Havery's in the sky with diamonds
And it's making me crazy
All he wants to do is party with his pretty baby
Come on baby, let's ride
We can escape to the great sunshine
I know your wife and she wouldn't mind
We made it out to the other side
We made it out to the other side
We made it out to the other side
Drug, suck it up, like Vanilla Ice is
Don't treat me rough, treat me real nice-is
Decorate my neck, me, I'm on diamond ices
Why, come on come on come on
Oooh...
Yeow!
Come on baby let's ride
We can escape to the great sunshine
I know your wife and she wouldn't mind
We made it out to the other side
Come on baby, let's ride
We can escape to the great sunshine
We made it out to the other side
We made it out to the other side
Come on come on come on baby
Come on come on come on baby
Woah ah
My pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola
Oooh... ah
My pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola
Oooh...
My pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola
Oooh... woah... yeah," I sang as I fruitified my hair with some kind of Bath and Body Works shampoo Eleanor had gotten for me. Everyone was basically giving Liam the cold shoulder after him and Danielle got together, although me and Danielle were getting on just fine. In fact, she was becoming my friend fairly quickly. And even she was being pissy at Liam, opting to room with me, Eleanor, Perrie, and Ariella instead of Liam.
"Are you going to keep turning Harry on with your Lana del Rey pussy flavour or get your beautiful ass out here so we can go shopping!" Danielle screamed through the door.
"I'm coming, I'm coming!" I bitched back, giggling at myself. I finished washing my hair and stepped out, tying my hair in a messy bun on top of my head. I put on:http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=89850634 because I really wasn't feeling getting all dressed up and it was lightly cold.
"Are you ready yet?!" Ariella groaned right before I stepped out.
"I'm here I'm here, put ya titties in a bra, hold ya horses, chill ya beans, whatever you want to say!" I said as I was half dragged to the front door. I quickly kissed Harry's cheek, gave everyone a hug (with the noticeable exception) and was rushed out the door.
-AT THE MALL-
The paparazzi were everywhere! Some were respectful and backed off when they were asked to, but others were just all up in our jizz-net. It was moments like these I regretted every dating any of the boys, but then I remembered how much I loved all of them. Yes, even Liam.
However, one question stood out to me.
"Is the reason you went to Harry after Liam because he is your rebound and your shoulder to cry on, especially after the loss of your mother and sister?" One of them shouted in my face. I cringed and tried to keep walking, but my embrace on Danielle's hand noticeably increased.
"I know, it sucks, but just try to ignore it," she muttered in my ear. I nodded and we kept walking, but I was fighting tears.
Was nothing sacred to them? Just after I was coming to terms with the fact that I didn't really even have a family anymore, they had to bring it back up. And to top it off, cause they love adding dirt to the pile, they had to include both of the boys I love/loved. Well, maybe I love both of them, but that's beside the point!
"Come on, we're finally here," Eleanor said, tugging me inside my favourite store.
****
"I am famished! Are you girls hungry?" Perrie chirped.
"I am dying! I feel like my stomach is digesting itself!" Ariella groaned, clutching her stomach dramatically and pretending to swoon.
"You're always like that," Dani giggled.
"That's why you're Niall's girlfriend!" I added with Eleanor at the same time. We both laughed at each other. Somehow, in all of this hot mess, Eleanor and I had become tighter than ever. Inseparable sisters now.
"Well, I could use some food too!" I added.
"I guess we're all pretty hungry then," Dani said. We all nodded and headed off to the food court.
-BACK AT THE HOTEL-
"Are you excited for the boys' show tonight?" Eleanor asked me as we sorted through our clothes and tried to decide what to wear.
"Not really," I admitted, fiddling with the lace on a dress.
"Why not?" El sounded genuinely concerned.
"Because what if the fans, who already didn't exactly approve of Liam and I, and also who definitely don't approve of Harry and I, make the boys sad? I don't want to be the cause of a ruining of a great show!" I exclaimed, reaching panic mode.
"So that's why you haven't been going to any of their shows," El said sympathetically, pulling me in for a hug.
"That's why," I sniffled into her shirt. We sat like that for a long time before she leaned in and whispered in my ear.
"I love you. Harry loves you. And Liam loves you. And so do Niall, Zayn, Louis, Ariella, Perrie, Danielle, and 3/4 of the fans. Just because the few that are on twitter send you hate, doesn't mean that the others don't love you. Let me show you," Eleanor said, pulling out a laptop. She logged into twitter and showed me some of the posts on my wall. "This one is my favorite," she pointed to one that read: @LiveLuv123: to all hateful directioners, why hate on @MaddieBoo when you could be improving your life? ur not making anyone feel better! urs truly, me!
"I like that one too," I smiled and followed that girl, retweeting her tweet, and DMing her a thank you with love. For the next half an hour we looked at loving tweets before we had to get ready.
"So can you do this?" Eleanor asked me sincerely.
"Yeah, I can do this!" I said and dug through my clothes. She laughed at my enthusiasm before getting ready herself.
****
I was wearing:http://www.polyvore.com/bow/set?id=77314006 and Eleanor was wearing:http://www.polyvore.com/tay/set?id=69356857. We went out to check on the girls.
Perrie:http://www.polyvore.com/lazy_day_with_zayn/set?id=66876670
Danielle:http://www.polyvore.com/night_at_beach/set?id=66617688
Ariella:http://www.polyvore.com/untitled_134/set?id=86716492
"Are you girls ready yet?" Our gaurd groaned through the door. We all burst out laughing, we were getting complained at yet again for taking too long getting ready.
"Yeah yeah, we're here!" Ariella said, skipping out into the hallway to be escorted to the show venue place thingy. See how much attention I pay to names?
-AT THE SHOW-
We were sitting front row, watching the boys as they hopped up and down, made funny faces, and just acted stupid. Then, someone screamed. Not unusual, but the girl screamed and pointed at me.
"OHMYGAWD YOU'RE MADALYN AND YOU FOLLOWED ME ON TWITTER TODAY!" She screamed, causing me to shudder lightly at her high pitch and nod.
"That's me!" I shot her a million dollar smile.
"You have no idea how excited I am to finally meet you! I love you! And I heard your voice when Louis tweeted a vid of you singing in the shower-" I cut her off.
"He did what?"
"OMG you don't know about that!" She handed me her phone and, sure enough, there was a very recent vid of me singing Lana del Rey in the shower. "It's really good! And then you DMed me and I had a heart attack! It was no problem standing up for you! You deserve it! You're talented and gorgeous and-" I cut her off again.
"Thank you very much. You're gorgeous and you made my day a whole lot better," I smiled sincerely at her.
"I know I'm rambling but can you sign this?" She held out her iPhone. I signed it, gave her a hug, and took a few pictures before she bounded off to go tell her friends about it. Danielle, Eleanor, Perrie, Ariella, and I all jumped up and down and danced and sang with the boys. At one point, though, Harry did something that made me shoot him daggers.
"So as many of you know," he began, making everyone go fairly quiet, "Madalyn and I are a couple now. And, thanks to Louis, you know how good of a singer she is. Especially when it comes to her, erh, well, you heard the song! Anyway, would you guys like, a very special performance?"
"AHH!" The crowd screamed. I blushed and shot him daggers.
"If looks could kill right now, I would be dead," Harry said into the mic, making everyone laugh. "But I want to tell you a story. As you all know, or maybe not know, Liam and Danielle are back together. Madalyn and Danielle get on better than Liam and Danielle do at the moment. When Madalyn and Liam split, she was pretty sad. So I took it into my very large hands," he winked provocatively, causing everyone to "ooh", "to make her happy! We went to Nandos and sang a very special song. I think it is now my favourite song at the moment. But I wanted to tell you that little background thinga-ma-hoojet before Madalyn got her booty up here and sang for you! Paul, you know what to do," he winked at Paul and I, before I knew what was entirely happening, was picked up and carried onto the stage like a toddler. I glowered at Paul while he shrugged innocently. Harry pecked me on the cheek, but I glowered at him too. "Don't be like that! Sing for the people!" He poked my side.
"Okay. How about this song. I'm going to sing, hmm, Ed Sheeran 'Kiss Me'!" I qued the music before beginning. "Settle down with me
Cover me up
Cuddle me in
Lie down with me
And hold me in your arms
And your heart's against my chest, your lips pressed to my neck
I'm falling for your eyes, but they don't know me yet
And with a feeling I'll forget, I'm in love now
Kiss me like you wanna be loved
You wanna be loved
You wanna be loved
This feels like falling in love
Falling in love
We're falling in love
Settle down with me
And I'll be your safety
You'll be my lady
I was made to keep your body warm
But I'm cold as the wind blows so hold me in your arms
Oh no
My heart's against your chest, your lips pressed to my neck
I'm falling for your eyes, but they don't know me yet
And with this feeling I'll forget, I'm in love now
Kiss me like you wanna be loved
You wanna be loved
You wanna be loved
This feels like falling in love
Falling in love
We're falling in love
Yeah I've been feeling everything
From hate to love
From love to lust
From lust to truth
I guess that's how I know you
So I hold you close to help you give it up
So kiss me like you wanna be loved
You wanna be loved
You wanna be loved
This feels like falling in love
Falling in love
We're falling in love
Kiss me like you wanna be loved
You wanna be loved
You wanna be loved
This feels like falling in love
Falling in love
We're falling in love!" I sang, closing my eyes and feeling the music like I did every time. I opened my eyes again, embarrassed that I let myself get so into it.
"That was brilliant!" Harry exclaimed, taking me into a giant embrace.
"Thanks, babe. Now I'm going to go!" I waved and skipped back stage, but not before Harry got a cheeky slap on my bum in. I waggled my finger at him in disapproval, which he repeated, and everyone laughed at us.
I met the girls back stage and they all hugged me. "I knew you could sing but damn girl did you feel that one!" Dani exclaimed, pulling me into a hug.
"I know, I love that song. Besides Jessie J, 'Sexy Silk' that is my theme song!" I said, hugging her back.
"Girl! We should totes do a cover of that!" Perrie said. "And make a music video for it! And during the video, everyone is dancing and being fun and provocative and party like! Dani could choreograph and we could fan out behind her! There's five of us, so it would be Dani in the front, Madalyn and I behind her cause we are the singers, and Ariella and Eleanor in the back but everyone is seen and making a V shape! And then, well, you guys get the point!" Perrie said, embarrassed that she had talked for so long.
"Perrie, that is an amazing idea! We should totally do that!" I said, "And then I could do a cover of Ciara 'Ride' and Danielle could teach me some choreography for it and we could make a video and start our own channel and do vlogs and stuff!"
"I think this day just got a whole lot better!" Ariella and Eleanor said. We all came in for a group hug.
"Things are starting to look up. Now, Danielle and Liam make up, we all stop giving him cold shoulder, and become one big, happy, singing/dancing/modeling family!" I giggled.
"Totally!"
"Totally!"
"I'm in!"
"Hell yeah!" Everyone said at the same time. We all giggled and turned to watch the end of the boys' show. Things really really were starting to look up.
7/30/13