Late
That bed
she takes us out. we pass rooms after rooms.
" there are only two clean rooms left..." she says
'' and what is that supposed to mean?'' i ask
'' dose that mean that we will get the two different rooms and you will watch Harry?'' Thomas asks
she laughs
'' i need more sleep tan any of you, im getting a room. you guys will have to sleep together''
me and the child look at each other than look back at the doctor
'' hahaha, no'' we say at the same time
'' i can not sleep with a shit bag like him'' Thomas yells
'' just figure it out! im going to bed''
she walks in the near-by room
'' well, looks like your sleeping in the hall way, see you in the morning'' he says to me
'' uhh, no!'' i say grabbing his shoulder as he walks in our room
'' im getting the bed, you can sleep on the chair''
'' over my dead body''
'' really? really?!if we are really going to play that game than i can go right over to Harry, get his germs and give them to you''
'' whatever asshole''
'' dick-head''
''fucking faggot''
'' cock sucker''
'' come on, man, just sleep on the floor''
'' fine, but you have to give me one sheet and your pillow''
'' says who?!''
''the older one''
''how was Shakespeare, was he a nice guy?''
'' uh oh! looks like the baby has his dipper full''
'' i do have a big penis'' he says with a smirk
''look who's rocking 4 inches!''
'' if that is your impression of big im not surprised at long yours is''
''one thing i know for sure that mine has explored more than yours had''
'' let me guess, you boyfriends asshole''
'' close, your moms''
'' DONT YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY MOM!''
''go suck a dick, lil shit''
''oh im sorry, im not used to your daily routine''
'' i apologize, yours must be masturbating wile listing to Katy Perry in the background''
'' i heard you were doing the exact same thing last week''
'' how do you know? you must really like watching guys jerk, dont you?''
'' i have better things to do with my time than watching you rub your stumps''
'' oh, like what? talking that doctor into giving you steroids so you can pick up a tea cup?''
'' hey, at least i have enough sense not to pull out a gun on random people, yeah, real nice first impression''
'' why cant you just go sleep with your little girlfriend?''
'' she is not my girlfriend''
''that explains a lot, she is way out of your league''
'' oh please, i have more game than you''
'' yeah, because every girl falls for your Beiber-hair''
'' you could not get a girl to sleep with you if you saved her life''
'' what ever, dude, im just going to sleep in the chair'' i say walking in, pulling off a sheet from the bed hand sitting down
'' yea!''
he runs and jumps in bed and snuggles with the pillow as i try to fall asleep.
Hi
5/2/14