It's not like I'm one of those girls who pretends to have never even heard One Direction. Because honestly, only people in like the most remote freaking places on earth have that excuse. Like my 3rd cousin Robert, he's been in the Arctic circle studying god knows what for about 5 years.
In fact, I've even been to a concert of theirs with a couple of friends . I probably know about 50% of 1/5 of the lyrics songs ( if you can even understand that fraction of a fraction ). And I even have a crazy relative ( another I know ) who made me listen to their entire Up All Night album on repeat when we were on a road trip.
When people ask me on my opinion of One Direction, I don't yell for either love or hatred. They're just there. Don't get me wrong, they're all good looking guys, they have good voices, and they seem to all be really down to earth and nice. The only reason I'm not a raging One Direction fan is probably because their music just isn't my thing.
When I was at their concert, sure I was up excited, I mean why not?Its freaking One Direction, I would probably be murdered by some serial killer fan if I didn't. (I had already gotten some nasty glares for wearing my cozy Deadmau5 hoodie anyways) But after the 3rd or so love song, I just got TIRED. I mean the 1D fans must be on steroids or something because how the fudge can they stay up screaming and dancing, never stopping for TWO BLOODY HOURS?
I probably sound like a hypocrite because I went to their concert even when I don't really love their music but hey, I went with friends and even had a good time. Some people probably want to beat my head with a frying pan, because I don't love them, but even if I did, I was in the last freaking row and could barely hear a thing from all the raging fans.
Seriously, I have a very important question for you guys. Why do you all scream bloody murder at their concerts? Don't you want to hear their ACTUAL voices? Don't you want to hear their ACTUAL music in FREAKING PERSON?
I maybe wrong but in my own personal fictional statistics, it says the most likely people to want to hear their voices are One Direction fans. That would be no problemo if you all would just STOP SCREAMING.
I apologise if any of you are annoyed my my excessive use of capitalisation, but I feel it's necessary for you all to learn.
I feel like this is a bit of long introduction- I've also gotten way off topic. But lastly and most importantly, even though I thought I would have been the last person to actually meet and befriend One Direction, it happened. If you all aren't too annoyed by me right now, you can read on and find out how that exactly happened.

1. Bloody Fangirls

   " What are you talking about? What the hell is 1D mean- OH!" I realised. 1D, One Direction! " I forgot One Direction lives in London!" I laughed at myself," I'm so freaking stupid, what else could it be?"

2. Paul Higgins Knocks Me Over

   " You don't like our music?" Louis asked a puppy dog pout on his face. " Not particularly," I admitted, with a rueful smile.