
Criminal Smartass
Im surrounded by criminal smartasses
HARRY'S POV
"mum I don't need a fucking body guard" I snapped at my mum
"yes you do Harold, I couldnt live knowing you got hurt if you did" my mother sharply responded
"I bet it's gonna be some ugly old man, damnit mom I don't want some old guy following me around" I yelled at her and she walked towards me and slapped me across the face
"do not speak to me that way Harold, you will be polite, go sit on the couch and wait" she snapped
"DAMNIT I'm not a child mum, I am a grown man" I agrivatingly exclaimed
"then act like it" she said and the doorbell rang.
She ran to the door and I could hear her open it
"Oh hello, I'm Anne, my son is in the other room if you would like to come in" I heard her cheerful voice and footsteps coming down the hallway
"Harold this is Agent rum, your protection is getting the bags out of the car" my mother said smiling at me as I saw an older blonde woman apear in the doorway. She had a few wrinkled but not many, she has long blonde hair that's neatly tied to fall over her shoulder. She wore and knee low black skirt and a white blouse with her badge pinned to the side.
"Hello Harold, i am the lead agent for CSI, agent scar will be in soon" she said with a friendly smile as she walked over and shook my hand.
'great, an old bodyguard and his last name is scar... This is going to be great' I sarcastically thought to myself
A beautiful girl appeared in the doorway behind Mary. She was holding 3 duffle bags and I figure she's just here to help.
I jump from my Seattle on the couch and rush to help her. I may not be a natural gentleman but when it comes to the ladies, I am a gentlemen. She willingly lets me take two of the bags but she holds onto the third.
"Harold this is agent Scarlet, she will be your protection" The lead agent spoke and I was caught off guard. there is no way this thin young girl can be my protection.
"youre joking" I stupidly said and the girl rolled her eyes at me.
"sweety your room is third on the left" my mother said to the girl.
the girl took the bags from me and easily carried them upstairs as I watched, dumbfounded as my mother and the agent sat in the French room and had a convorsation
i trudged up the stairs and to the room the girl was staying in. I opened the door to see her texting on her phone. She simply looked up at me then continued texting.
"I'm Harry" I said and she finally spoke
"Hello, I'm Liv" she said and put her phone in the back pocket of her skinnie jeans.
"so, I guess I'm your shadow for who the hell knows how long" she said as if she was completly comfortable around strangers.
"yeah... So tell me about yourself" I awkwardly said and sat on the bed next to her
"have you ever broken the law" I asked her and she laughed
"have you ever heard of Scar11" she asked me. Of course I know who that is, youngest criminal ever and most fiesty. Scar11 is a fucking legend
"yeahu why" I asked
"in the flesh" she said, standing up and bowing
"you're lying" I said
"ask Agent Rum" she said smirking, probably proud of her acomplishments
"you're a fucking legend" I said, dumbfounded
"I know" she said and flopped down on the bed
" I um want to go where my gang hangs out" I said and she nodded
"I'll be downstairs in a couple minutes" she said and I left the room, heading downstairs
LIVS POV
I slip out of my usual work clothes and into a pair of short shorts with a black top. A leather jacket covering my gun strap and badge.
This is a gang, I know how to deal with this. Hey maybe it's marks gang.
I slip into my black combat boots and walk downstairs. Harry is waiting at the door, he acts scary but he is about as terrifying as a puppy dog.
We get outside to his car after I informed Mary we were leaving. I sit in the passenger seat of the navy blue hummer.
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After a long car ride, we arrived at an alleyway filled with stoners and people covered in tattoos. I jump from the car and walk right into the alley. Harry trails behind me, I glance behind me and he is looking at me like I'm crazy. I mean it's not like I've never been in an alley ya know.
Harry runs ahead of me to warn me about somehting
"you don't want to go back there, that's where the leader is" he said and I just pushed past him
I see mark in the back with people around him..l I was right, this is his gang.
"OI stoner" I yell his nickname I gave him a few years back. He looks over his face lighting up.
"liv I'm sor-" he began but I cut him off
"forget about it" I said and leaned in to wisper in his ear
"and Harry is about as dangerous as a baby puppy" I said and he busted out laughing.
HARRYS POV
there she is...
making convorsation with the leader like she knows him
"Mark, you know her" Niall asked
"guys this none other than scar11, my partner in crime" he said laughing and she punched his arm
"I think you were my partner" she said and he just nodded
"wait... You're stone12" Zayn asked with suprise
"in the flesh" Mark said and bowed
Oh good god, I'm surrounded my criminal smartasses
"mum I don't need a fucking body guard" I snapped at my mum
"yes you do Harold, I couldnt live knowing you got hurt if you did" my mother sharply responded
"I bet it's gonna be some ugly old man, damnit mom I don't want some old guy following me around" I yelled at her and she walked towards me and slapped me across the face
"do not speak to me that way Harold, you will be polite, go sit on the couch and wait" she snapped
"DAMNIT I'm not a child mum, I am a grown man" I agrivatingly exclaimed
"then act like it" she said and the doorbell rang.
She ran to the door and I could hear her open it
"Oh hello, I'm Anne, my son is in the other room if you would like to come in" I heard her cheerful voice and footsteps coming down the hallway
"Harold this is Agent rum, your protection is getting the bags out of the car" my mother said smiling at me as I saw an older blonde woman apear in the doorway. She had a few wrinkled but not many, she has long blonde hair that's neatly tied to fall over her shoulder. She wore and knee low black skirt and a white blouse with her badge pinned to the side.
"Hello Harold, i am the lead agent for CSI, agent scar will be in soon" she said with a friendly smile as she walked over and shook my hand.
'great, an old bodyguard and his last name is scar... This is going to be great' I sarcastically thought to myself
A beautiful girl appeared in the doorway behind Mary. She was holding 3 duffle bags and I figure she's just here to help.
I jump from my Seattle on the couch and rush to help her. I may not be a natural gentleman but when it comes to the ladies, I am a gentlemen. She willingly lets me take two of the bags but she holds onto the third.
"Harold this is agent Scarlet, she will be your protection" The lead agent spoke and I was caught off guard. there is no way this thin young girl can be my protection.
"youre joking" I stupidly said and the girl rolled her eyes at me.
"sweety your room is third on the left" my mother said to the girl.
the girl took the bags from me and easily carried them upstairs as I watched, dumbfounded as my mother and the agent sat in the French room and had a convorsation
i trudged up the stairs and to the room the girl was staying in. I opened the door to see her texting on her phone. She simply looked up at me then continued texting.
"I'm Harry" I said and she finally spoke
"Hello, I'm Liv" she said and put her phone in the back pocket of her skinnie jeans.
"so, I guess I'm your shadow for who the hell knows how long" she said as if she was completly comfortable around strangers.
"yeah... So tell me about yourself" I awkwardly said and sat on the bed next to her
"have you ever broken the law" I asked her and she laughed
"have you ever heard of Scar11" she asked me. Of course I know who that is, youngest criminal ever and most fiesty. Scar11 is a fucking legend
"yeahu why" I asked
"in the flesh" she said, standing up and bowing
"you're lying" I said
"ask Agent Rum" she said smirking, probably proud of her acomplishments
"you're a fucking legend" I said, dumbfounded
"I know" she said and flopped down on the bed
" I um want to go where my gang hangs out" I said and she nodded
"I'll be downstairs in a couple minutes" she said and I left the room, heading downstairs
LIVS POV
I slip out of my usual work clothes and into a pair of short shorts with a black top. A leather jacket covering my gun strap and badge.
This is a gang, I know how to deal with this. Hey maybe it's marks gang.
I slip into my black combat boots and walk downstairs. Harry is waiting at the door, he acts scary but he is about as terrifying as a puppy dog.
We get outside to his car after I informed Mary we were leaving. I sit in the passenger seat of the navy blue hummer.
_______________________________
After a long car ride, we arrived at an alleyway filled with stoners and people covered in tattoos. I jump from the car and walk right into the alley. Harry trails behind me, I glance behind me and he is looking at me like I'm crazy. I mean it's not like I've never been in an alley ya know.
Harry runs ahead of me to warn me about somehting
"you don't want to go back there, that's where the leader is" he said and I just pushed past him
I see mark in the back with people around him..l I was right, this is his gang.
"OI stoner" I yell his nickname I gave him a few years back. He looks over his face lighting up.
"liv I'm sor-" he began but I cut him off
"forget about it" I said and leaned in to wisper in his ear
"and Harry is about as dangerous as a baby puppy" I said and he busted out laughing.
HARRYS POV
there she is...
making convorsation with the leader like she knows him
"Mark, you know her" Niall asked
"guys this none other than scar11, my partner in crime" he said laughing and she punched his arm
"I think you were my partner" she said and he just nodded
"wait... You're stone12" Zayn asked with suprise
"in the flesh" Mark said and bowed
Oh good god, I'm surrounded my criminal smartasses
Notes
Comment plz :)if you were reading the wild west, I deleted that story and replaced it with this one so... Sorry but I didn't have any ideas for the wild west but hopefully this makes up for it
11/8/13