Dumb Fanfic Moments
You're Mainstream
Ok so I've read quite a few fanfics. when I say quite a few, I mean over 100, and in every single one (if it is a Harry one) Harry drives a freaking Black Rangerover.
I'm sorry, didn't realize that a Black Rangerover was the only type of car available to drive! At least change the colour to make your fanfic a bit different!
Also, I've never, and I mean NEVER, read a fanfic where the main character isn't a starbucks freak and goes there at the very LEAST once a day! Usually she goes there 3 times a day and drinks like 3 coffees while she's there!!
There are other places to drink coffe, just to let you know!
We don't need to be reading your annoying mainstream daily routine of getting starbucks ok? It's fine if she goes there but we don't need to know when she goes and what she gets when she's there and the exact conversation she has with the serving lady or what name she writes on the cup or what the serving lady looks like, especially if she isn't even mentioned in to story after that.
Just stop. Be original.
I'm sorry, didn't realize that a Black Rangerover was the only type of car available to drive! At least change the colour to make your fanfic a bit different!
Also, I've never, and I mean NEVER, read a fanfic where the main character isn't a starbucks freak and goes there at the very LEAST once a day! Usually she goes there 3 times a day and drinks like 3 coffees while she's there!!
There are other places to drink coffe, just to let you know!
We don't need to be reading your annoying mainstream daily routine of getting starbucks ok? It's fine if she goes there but we don't need to know when she goes and what she gets when she's there and the exact conversation she has with the serving lady or what name she writes on the cup or what the serving lady looks like, especially if she isn't even mentioned in to story after that.
Just stop. Be original.
I agree about the whole making the girlfriends seem like total bitches is wrong... some people r just jealous of them
3/27/14