What The Papers Don't Say
It'll Be Fun !
" Harry come on ! Get out of the bed ! It'll be fun." I whined flopping my self on his lap causing the bed to
creek a little from the sudden action.
" But I'm tired." He reached to hold my hand.
" Tired ? Really ? Tired ? All what we've been doing since you got back from tour is cuddling and eating
and watching sappy love movies. Trust me as lovely as that has been, clubbing is and will be fun too !" I
squeezed his hand trying to emphasis my point.
" Plus all the boys will be there ?" I continued raising an eyebrow.
" Fine.But only because we need to get out a little ." Harry sighed trying to cover up the fact he really does
want to party a little. Hah. I always win.
" Come on ! Let's get ready." I grabbed his hand pulling him out of his comfortable position.
I walked into my large sized closet. I swear you could have a freaking sleepover of seven people in here !
This is the result of advertising clothing brands. But its pretty sweet too, I actually get paid to wear
stylish fancy clothes. I looked through my racks trying to find something appropriate for a night out.
I grabbed a white sort of beige colored sheer blouse and paired it up with a really glittery pink skirt.
I topped the whole outfit with a strap on belt and nude heels.You can never go wrong with smoky eyes too ?
" Babe you done yet ?" I yelled walking around stuffing my clutch with whatever I through might come
in handy for the night.
" Yeah ! Let's take my car and don't forget your pur-" Harry paused his steps checking me out.
" Holy sweet spirit of the virgin Mary." He said under his breathe.
" Oh this ? " I said looking down at my outfit. " Pulled it off in like thirty seconds, psh." I waved my hand
around earning a laugh, it really is such a cliche thing to say !
He walked up to me and gently placed his hand on my waist pulling me in, getting rid of all the
empty spaces. I realized where these would lead to before I got lost in his eyes and slowly disconnected
myself from him touch.
" Hey what com-"
" Harry, I love you. I really do but we have to go." I threw his keys at him.
" At least a little peck ?" He raised his hands up and caught them
" Fine." I sighed making a kissy face and brushed my lips on his real quick.
But only to feel his hand on my wrist trying to lead me away.
" Harry no." I pulled away sternly.
" Fine let's go then." He walked out following me in defeat.
----------------------------------------------------
" Everybody drink as if you're fresh out of the vagina Irish ! All on me ! " Niall yelled at the boys and
their girlfriends making us laugh. I loved absolutely loved drunk Niall ! Fresh out the vagina !
The way he puts things leaves me wondering what he would if he did drugs. Man, how I'd love to see that.
I was starting to get a bit tipsy myself. Can you really resist ? Liam is like the only one who doesn't put
a single little teeny tiny drop of alcohol in his mouth. How does he do that ? He leaves me wondering, too.
" How about you, Bell ?" Louis asked
" What about me ?" I asked eyeing him.
" Favorite color to wear ?" He cleared up.
" Um hot boys !" I said happily.
" I love drunk Bell !" Perrie raised her glass as everyone laughed.
" What did I say ?" I looked around slowly raising my glass in zero knowledge of my surrounding.
" We'll tell you tomorrow." Zayn said gulping down his beer.
" That is if she rememberers ! " Eleanor raised a finger.
" By the looks of it, she won't." Danielle laughed.
" Who are we talking about again ?" I asked.
" Yep. She'll remember nothing !" Harry laughed at me.
" Okay ! I have a question. Favorite food ?" I asked once more.
" Pizza !" Louis raised his hand.
" Tacos !" Harry yelled.
" Pop." Eleanor laughed
" Well I like those long ass rice stuff." I took a sip of my water.
" What in the hell are you talking about ?" Harry choked down his drink.
" I forgot what they're called ! Or those little meat sprinkles." I yelled.
" What ?" Danielle laughed squinting her eyes in confusion.
" Take a shot every time Bell says something that doesn't make sense !" Zayn raised his glass.
" Um no. I don't wanna be intoxicated with alcohol." Louis looked around protesting.
" Right ! I meant Noodles and pepperoni !" I got their attention when I realized what I had said.
" I'll drink to that !' Harry raised his glass toasting once more for the night.
" Oh guys ! I have a good question." I put my cup down.
" I wanna hear this." Niall talked for the first time. He really laughs at everything, especially when
he's wasted !
" What's the difference between pea soup ? And roasted beef ? Huh ? HUH ? " I think it's a pretty smart question.
" Um. One is liquid and one is solid ?" Danielle answered.
" Nope." I denied.
" I don't know." Liam looked around.
" Psh you guys ! Anyone can roast beef, But ! Wait for it. Wait." I raised a finger in anticipation.
" No one can pee soap !" I waved my hand around trying to send a DUH !
" HOLLY FUCK !" Eleanor yelled spitting her drink everywhere.
" Am I that smart ?" I asked looking around for a clue.
" Oh my gosh !" Harry covered his eyes bursting into fits of laughter everywhere.
" Take her home." Zayn said trying to tone down Perrie which wasn't really wokring since he was laughing with here too ! Way to go, Malik.
" Come on, babe." Harry got up pulling my chair back.
" But, no ! " I protested crossing my arms together.
" You need to sleep." Harry gently but quickly carried me bridal style.
" HEY THERE DELILAH WHAT'S IT LIKE IN YOUR VAGINA ?" I sang in his arms.
" You. Need .. To stop. Or.Else.I'll drop you ! " Harry choked through his giggling.
" Please get your ride home on tape !" Louis yelled.
" This gon be good." I could hear Eleanor saying in the distance.
Harry buckled my seat belt and turned on the engine.
" Love ?" He looked at me trying to check up on my drunk status.
" Ehm ?" I looked at him.
" How you feeling ?" He took a turn left. Or right. No, left.Um I'm not sure.
" Babe if I sleep on a Tuesday night, will I wake up as a zebra's uncle ?" I asked.
" What ?" He burst into laughter squinting his eyes together cutely. Him and Danielle squint their eyes when they laugh, what if I'm riding with Danielle ! OH MY GOD. Sleep, Bell. Just sleep. Everything will be good. One two three four ..
" I hope she's not a zebra's uncle tomorrow then." Harry said smiled at my snoring.
creek a little from the sudden action.
" But I'm tired." He reached to hold my hand.
" Tired ? Really ? Tired ? All what we've been doing since you got back from tour is cuddling and eating
and watching sappy love movies. Trust me as lovely as that has been, clubbing is and will be fun too !" I
squeezed his hand trying to emphasis my point.
" Plus all the boys will be there ?" I continued raising an eyebrow.
" Fine.But only because we need to get out a little ." Harry sighed trying to cover up the fact he really does
want to party a little. Hah. I always win.
" Come on ! Let's get ready." I grabbed his hand pulling him out of his comfortable position.
I walked into my large sized closet. I swear you could have a freaking sleepover of seven people in here !
This is the result of advertising clothing brands. But its pretty sweet too, I actually get paid to wear
stylish fancy clothes. I looked through my racks trying to find something appropriate for a night out.
I grabbed a white sort of beige colored sheer blouse and paired it up with a really glittery pink skirt.
I topped the whole outfit with a strap on belt and nude heels.You can never go wrong with smoky eyes too ?
" Babe you done yet ?" I yelled walking around stuffing my clutch with whatever I through might come
in handy for the night.
" Yeah ! Let's take my car and don't forget your pur-" Harry paused his steps checking me out.
" Holy sweet spirit of the virgin Mary." He said under his breathe.
" Oh this ? " I said looking down at my outfit. " Pulled it off in like thirty seconds, psh." I waved my hand
around earning a laugh, it really is such a cliche thing to say !
He walked up to me and gently placed his hand on my waist pulling me in, getting rid of all the
empty spaces. I realized where these would lead to before I got lost in his eyes and slowly disconnected
myself from him touch.
" Hey what com-"
" Harry, I love you. I really do but we have to go." I threw his keys at him.
" At least a little peck ?" He raised his hands up and caught them
" Fine." I sighed making a kissy face and brushed my lips on his real quick.
But only to feel his hand on my wrist trying to lead me away.
" Harry no." I pulled away sternly.
" Fine let's go then." He walked out following me in defeat.
----------------------------------------------------
" Everybody drink as if you're fresh out of the vagina Irish ! All on me ! " Niall yelled at the boys and
their girlfriends making us laugh. I loved absolutely loved drunk Niall ! Fresh out the vagina !
The way he puts things leaves me wondering what he would if he did drugs. Man, how I'd love to see that.
I was starting to get a bit tipsy myself. Can you really resist ? Liam is like the only one who doesn't put
a single little teeny tiny drop of alcohol in his mouth. How does he do that ? He leaves me wondering, too.
" How about you, Bell ?" Louis asked
" What about me ?" I asked eyeing him.
" Favorite color to wear ?" He cleared up.
" Um hot boys !" I said happily.
" I love drunk Bell !" Perrie raised her glass as everyone laughed.
" What did I say ?" I looked around slowly raising my glass in zero knowledge of my surrounding.
" We'll tell you tomorrow." Zayn said gulping down his beer.
" That is if she rememberers ! " Eleanor raised a finger.
" By the looks of it, she won't." Danielle laughed.
" Who are we talking about again ?" I asked.
" Yep. She'll remember nothing !" Harry laughed at me.
" Okay ! I have a question. Favorite food ?" I asked once more.
" Pizza !" Louis raised his hand.
" Tacos !" Harry yelled.
" Pop." Eleanor laughed
" Well I like those long ass rice stuff." I took a sip of my water.
" What in the hell are you talking about ?" Harry choked down his drink.
" I forgot what they're called ! Or those little meat sprinkles." I yelled.
" What ?" Danielle laughed squinting her eyes in confusion.
" Take a shot every time Bell says something that doesn't make sense !" Zayn raised his glass.
" Um no. I don't wanna be intoxicated with alcohol." Louis looked around protesting.
" Right ! I meant Noodles and pepperoni !" I got their attention when I realized what I had said.
" I'll drink to that !' Harry raised his glass toasting once more for the night.
" Oh guys ! I have a good question." I put my cup down.
" I wanna hear this." Niall talked for the first time. He really laughs at everything, especially when
he's wasted !
" What's the difference between pea soup ? And roasted beef ? Huh ? HUH ? " I think it's a pretty smart question.
" Um. One is liquid and one is solid ?" Danielle answered.
" Nope." I denied.
" I don't know." Liam looked around.
" Psh you guys ! Anyone can roast beef, But ! Wait for it. Wait." I raised a finger in anticipation.
" No one can pee soap !" I waved my hand around trying to send a DUH !
" HOLLY FUCK !" Eleanor yelled spitting her drink everywhere.
" Am I that smart ?" I asked looking around for a clue.
" Oh my gosh !" Harry covered his eyes bursting into fits of laughter everywhere.
" Take her home." Zayn said trying to tone down Perrie which wasn't really wokring since he was laughing with here too ! Way to go, Malik.
" Come on, babe." Harry got up pulling my chair back.
" But, no ! " I protested crossing my arms together.
" You need to sleep." Harry gently but quickly carried me bridal style.
" HEY THERE DELILAH WHAT'S IT LIKE IN YOUR VAGINA ?" I sang in his arms.
" You. Need .. To stop. Or.Else.I'll drop you ! " Harry choked through his giggling.
" Please get your ride home on tape !" Louis yelled.
" This gon be good." I could hear Eleanor saying in the distance.
Harry buckled my seat belt and turned on the engine.
" Love ?" He looked at me trying to check up on my drunk status.
" Ehm ?" I looked at him.
" How you feeling ?" He took a turn left. Or right. No, left.Um I'm not sure.
" Babe if I sleep on a Tuesday night, will I wake up as a zebra's uncle ?" I asked.
" What ?" He burst into laughter squinting his eyes together cutely. Him and Danielle squint their eyes when they laugh, what if I'm riding with Danielle ! OH MY GOD. Sleep, Bell. Just sleep. Everything will be good. One two three four ..
" I hope she's not a zebra's uncle tomorrow then." Harry said smiled at my snoring.
Ok, thnx so much
2/17/13