What The Papers Don't Say
That's Alot Of Guys
" You can't leave someone you technically never dated. I didn't even ask Taylor to be my girlfriend."
" Oh I see. So are you excited about the tour ? "
She continued making small talk as the boys joined. I decided to give them some band time as
another reporter snatched me.
I have been through lots and lots of interviews. Same old questions about my love life, career, family,
new years resolution, and the sequel with Taylor.L.
" Hey babe um you might check out Taylor's date. It's Taylor." Harry said as he wrapped his arms
around me.
Taylor and Taylor ? What ?
" Are you mind fucking me, Harr-"
I interrupted myself this time when I saw the view. Taylor swift is Taylor Lautner's date.
What ? What is wrong with Taylor ? Taylor Lautner not Taylor swift. But what is wrong with Taylor too ?
Taylor swift not Lautner. UGH fuck.
" Isabella can you tell us what is going on ? "
" Taylor what is happening ?"
" Wasn't he seen with her first?"
" Why did you and Harry break up ?"
" Over here !"
Oh kill me already. When did Taylor Swift even get here ?
I eyed Harry a worried glance. He just rubbed my arm.
Oh it gets even better. We're next to pose with them !
" We meet again Bell ! " Taylor hugged me. I didn't hug back.
" Oh my gosh. Hello ! It's so nice to finally meet you." Taylor Swift said putting that sweet act back on.
She tried to hug me but I pushed her back for a handshake.
" Oh shit" Harry said under his breath.
" Nice to meet you too ! Oh I know you ! My gosh aren't you the one who dated Joe Jonas and John Mayer ?"
Taylor nodded at me and smiled.
" Oh OH and Jake Gyllenhaa ! "
" And that guy from glee ! Umm.. Corry Montieh ! Oww and Zac Efron ! And of course Eddie redmayne ! "
I continued.
Taylor stood there awkwardly. BAM BIOTCH ! Yo is going down tonight.
I seriously had enough from Taylor bossing Harry around to trying to make me jealous by going out with one of my closest friends ? HELL TO THE NAW . Uh-huh.
" Can't forget Lucas till ! OH and Conor Kennedy ! Damn that's a lot of guys !"
" Uhh .." Taylor bluffed.
" Good luck brah. " I noodged Taylor Lautner and walked away.
" Did you just do that ? THE PAPAS ARE GOING CRAZY ! " Harry got my attention.
Oh no. I'm gonna be in so much trouble. Crap. I didn't realize what I said until the words left my mouth.
"I'm in so much trouble." I looked at Harry.
" It was worth it."
" WOOOOOO THAT'S MY GURL U GO U WERKED UP THERE YO OWNED IT DAMN
GURL THATS RIGHT YO SHOWED HER WHO HAS THE TETAYES HERE"
Louis yelled hugging me.
" A simple " what are you doing" could've been enough, Bell ! "
Liam whispered.
" I have no control whatsoever over myself guys. She pushed my buttons."
I looked at them innocently.
* we gonna skip forward to the after party*
" ISABELLA MARIA JHON LEWINGTON !" Kera yelled. This ain't going to be pretty.
" That's me" I raised my hand.
" WHY ON THE NAME OF GOD'S EARTH DID YOU DO THAT ?
YOU JUST INSULTED TAYLOR SWIFT INFRONT OF MILLIONS AND MILLIONS
OF PEOPLE ISABELLA ! "
" Your middle name is Maria ?" Harry laughed at me.
I shot him the little-too-fucking-soon look.
" OH AND YOU ! HARRY ! MAKING OUT RIGHT ON THE SPOT ?
WHAT ? WHY ? WHAT IS GOING ON ? WHAT ? "
Kera finally took a breathe.
" I frankly myself would love to know what is going on."
Simon joined in.
" Fuck" Niall muttered.
" Shit just got real." Louis replied back.
Shit did just get real. I'm looking down. WHAT DO I SAY ?
" Oh I see. So are you excited about the tour ? "
She continued making small talk as the boys joined. I decided to give them some band time as
another reporter snatched me.
I have been through lots and lots of interviews. Same old questions about my love life, career, family,
new years resolution, and the sequel with Taylor.L.
" Hey babe um you might check out Taylor's date. It's Taylor." Harry said as he wrapped his arms
around me.
Taylor and Taylor ? What ?
" Are you mind fucking me, Harr-"
I interrupted myself this time when I saw the view. Taylor swift is Taylor Lautner's date.
What ? What is wrong with Taylor ? Taylor Lautner not Taylor swift. But what is wrong with Taylor too ?
Taylor swift not Lautner. UGH fuck.
" Isabella can you tell us what is going on ? "
" Taylor what is happening ?"
" Wasn't he seen with her first?"
" Why did you and Harry break up ?"
" Over here !"
Oh kill me already. When did Taylor Swift even get here ?
I eyed Harry a worried glance. He just rubbed my arm.
Oh it gets even better. We're next to pose with them !
" We meet again Bell ! " Taylor hugged me. I didn't hug back.
" Oh my gosh. Hello ! It's so nice to finally meet you." Taylor Swift said putting that sweet act back on.
She tried to hug me but I pushed her back for a handshake.
" Oh shit" Harry said under his breath.
" Nice to meet you too ! Oh I know you ! My gosh aren't you the one who dated Joe Jonas and John Mayer ?"
Taylor nodded at me and smiled.
" Oh OH and Jake Gyllenhaa ! "
" And that guy from glee ! Umm.. Corry Montieh ! Oww and Zac Efron ! And of course Eddie redmayne ! "
I continued.
Taylor stood there awkwardly. BAM BIOTCH ! Yo is going down tonight.
I seriously had enough from Taylor bossing Harry around to trying to make me jealous by going out with one of my closest friends ? HELL TO THE NAW . Uh-huh.
" Can't forget Lucas till ! OH and Conor Kennedy ! Damn that's a lot of guys !"
" Uhh .." Taylor bluffed.
" Good luck brah. " I noodged Taylor Lautner and walked away.
" Did you just do that ? THE PAPAS ARE GOING CRAZY ! " Harry got my attention.
Oh no. I'm gonna be in so much trouble. Crap. I didn't realize what I said until the words left my mouth.
"I'm in so much trouble." I looked at Harry.
" It was worth it."
" WOOOOOO THAT'S MY GURL U GO U WERKED UP THERE YO OWNED IT DAMN
GURL THATS RIGHT YO SHOWED HER WHO HAS THE TETAYES HERE"
Louis yelled hugging me.
" A simple " what are you doing" could've been enough, Bell ! "
Liam whispered.
" I have no control whatsoever over myself guys. She pushed my buttons."
I looked at them innocently.
* we gonna skip forward to the after party*
" ISABELLA MARIA JHON LEWINGTON !" Kera yelled. This ain't going to be pretty.
" That's me" I raised my hand.
" WHY ON THE NAME OF GOD'S EARTH DID YOU DO THAT ?
YOU JUST INSULTED TAYLOR SWIFT INFRONT OF MILLIONS AND MILLIONS
OF PEOPLE ISABELLA ! "
" Your middle name is Maria ?" Harry laughed at me.
I shot him the little-too-fucking-soon look.
" OH AND YOU ! HARRY ! MAKING OUT RIGHT ON THE SPOT ?
WHAT ? WHY ? WHAT IS GOING ON ? WHAT ? "
Kera finally took a breathe.
" I frankly myself would love to know what is going on."
Simon joined in.
" Fuck" Niall muttered.
" Shit just got real." Louis replied back.
Shit did just get real. I'm looking down. WHAT DO I SAY ?
Ok, thnx so much
2/17/13