One Direction Kidnapped Me -Slow Updating-
Payback :3
"Okay, babye." I wave to the boys leaving to their photo shoot.
"DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!" Liam yells.
"NO PROMISES!" I slam the door behind them. FINALLY FREEDOM! When your stuck in a house with five idiots, you start getting a little claustrophobic. What to do, what to do. I walk upstairs toward my new room (use to be the guest room) and lay in my bed, thinking about every thing that has happened so far. I never thought I would still be here right now. Especially because they kidnapped me. But, where else could I go? I have no job, no money, no place to live. And these guys are awesome, even though there pretty reckless and stupid. But I AM TOO. Maybe less stupid... Then I started thinking, I never got payback for kidnapping me. Hehehe. I jump off my bed and walk into Harry's room. My room is at the end of the hall.
I walk in, the first thing I see is a HUGE shrine of glass cats, plastic cats, and stuffed animals. Also a few posters of half naked women, I wish I DIDN'T notice that. So much like Harry. I get he likes cats, but this is crazy. If he likes kittens so much, why doesn't he have one? Right, Niall would probably eat him. Hehe xD WHO WANTS KITTEN RIBS?? Mmmmm, food sounds good right now. I wonder what Niall has stashed in his room. I leave Harry's room after I grab a hoodie that says, WAZZZUP?
I open Niall's door and walk straight to his closet. He didn't have very many things laying around other wise, so I just went to the closet. Clothes, clothes, clothes, MINI FRIDGE! YESH! MINE. :3 Sooo that's why he rarely goes to the kitchen... I unplug it and carry it to my room. I hide the it in my closet, behind a few random jackets and my new hoodie. I take all his left over Nando's crap and throw it in the fridge down stairs. I wanna name him... Hmmmmm... the only name that pops in my head is Jim. SO JIM IT IS. I made a new friend today. :D Oh god I'm going psycho. My closest friends, besides the boys, is a mini-fridge. I grab a few drinks from the fridge downstairs, junk food, and other crap that belong in a fridge and shoved it in Jim. LOL. That sounded SOOO WRONG! Sorry Jim ;). I also grabbed my precious large bags of Sun Chips I made Liam buy me yesterday, and hid them next to Jim, out of sight. I wonder whats in the other boys rooms....
I walk in Liam's room and take, Toy Story boxers, and these weird lookin' sun glasses, and a REALLY cool batman sweater. I actually love batman. Muahaha :3 This is my way of payback, TAKEN DERE PRECIOUSNESS. There wasn't really anything in Zayn's room, except for his brush that I've liked for a while. But I've been secretly using it every day to brush my hair. I still need to gather my things from my old house. There wasn't anything in Louis' room either, except for these two shirts dat I took :3 -->polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=95451631 (Act like they're meant for dudes.) I also like TIGERS. ROAR.
I walked back into my room, putting my new treasures away. Atleast I have some clothes.. Maybe I should put them on. I put Liam's Toy Story boxers on and Louis' BAD T-shirt on, grabbed my Sun Chips, and pigged out downstairs on the couch. I wonder if they will notice...
About two hours later, the boys opened the door and walked in looking exhausted.
"Nap time." Zayn said pointing towards the stairs. He walked up, Niall and Harry following. Liam and Louis saw me on the couch watching Sponge Bob, so they walked over and sat next to me.
"Soooo, how was it?" I ask still staring at the large screen.
"Long. And. Tiring." Liam sighed out taking a few of my Sun Chips. RUDE. Louis kept staring at me, then my shirt. CRAP. HE NOTICED.
"Hey, is that my shirt?" POOOOOOOOOOOP
"Hmm? What? NAHH." I stood up and started walking up the stairs with my Sun Chips. Louis walked, following me. Then I think Liam noticed cause he was staring at MY boxers. Or maybe just my butt.. Yikes.
"Yeah, I think those are my boxers too."
"Nope."
"Angel.." I turned around and stuffed Sun Chips in there mouth and ran upstairs.
"MMMM! MMMM! MMMMMMM! MMM!" I'm sure some where around there, there was some cuss words.
"THERE MINE!!!!" I yell running into my room and locking it. Their stupid to put a lock in here. ;D
I didn't really hear anything else, but didn't risk checking. Mmmmm A nap sounds good too. I thought while stretching and crawling lazily to my beautiful bed.
I woke up to the sound of silence. I don't like that sound... Some things going on, the boys aren't LOUD for once. I stood up and walked over to my door, and unlocked it. As I walked down the stairs, I combed my short hair with my fingertips. It didn't take that much effort, because sometimes when I take a shower I use some of Zayn's products. And they are actually really good for my hair. Hehe. I walk down the stairs and jump a little when the five boys jump out of no where in front of me, and point paint ball guns at me. DAFOE?
"Hi to you too." I say walking in the living room, ignoring them as they slowly follow me. I find an extra paint ball gun on the table in the living room. So I grab it and point it at them.
"Whats yo probs FOOLS?!" I yell. I run out of the living room and in the kitchen.
"WE WANT OUR STUFF BACK!" They all yell. SHIIIIIT.
"What now?" I ask, acting like I know nothing.
"I KNOW YOU TOOK MY MINI FRIDGE!"
"YOUR'E WEARING MY TOY STORY BOXERS!"
"THAT'S MY SHIRT!"
"I'M MISSING MY FAVORITE HOODIE!"
"I KNOW YOUR USING MY HAIR PRODUCTS BECAUSE YOU SMELL LIKE ORANGES!"
"So I took your stuff.. It was payback for kidnapping me." I said calmly.
"That makes more sense, BUT ITS STILL OUR STUFF." Harry yells.
Seriously, I took your clothes and Jim, you took me away from my home which resulted in my mom dying.
"Okay fine, to make this more fair to YOU. We play this paint ball game. If you guys hit me five time, I give back all your stuff. But, if I hit all of you once, I get to keep Jim and your clothes." They all nodded but Niall seemed to get a little confuzzled.
"Who's Jim?"
"Oh, him? Just a guy I found walking on the sidewalk. He seemed pretty chill, so I grabbed him, and stuffed him in my closet for special uses. If you know what I mean. ;D" I lied winking at him.
"OOOH. WAIT, WHAT!?" All the boys screamed in confusion. Hehehe...
"AAAAND GO!" I yell for the paint ball game to start.
"DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!" Liam yells.
"NO PROMISES!" I slam the door behind them. FINALLY FREEDOM! When your stuck in a house with five idiots, you start getting a little claustrophobic. What to do, what to do. I walk upstairs toward my new room (use to be the guest room) and lay in my bed, thinking about every thing that has happened so far. I never thought I would still be here right now. Especially because they kidnapped me. But, where else could I go? I have no job, no money, no place to live. And these guys are awesome, even though there pretty reckless and stupid. But I AM TOO. Maybe less stupid... Then I started thinking, I never got payback for kidnapping me. Hehehe. I jump off my bed and walk into Harry's room. My room is at the end of the hall.
I walk in, the first thing I see is a HUGE shrine of glass cats, plastic cats, and stuffed animals. Also a few posters of half naked women, I wish I DIDN'T notice that. So much like Harry. I get he likes cats, but this is crazy. If he likes kittens so much, why doesn't he have one? Right, Niall would probably eat him. Hehe xD WHO WANTS KITTEN RIBS?? Mmmmm, food sounds good right now. I wonder what Niall has stashed in his room. I leave Harry's room after I grab a hoodie that says, WAZZZUP?
I open Niall's door and walk straight to his closet. He didn't have very many things laying around other wise, so I just went to the closet. Clothes, clothes, clothes, MINI FRIDGE! YESH! MINE. :3 Sooo that's why he rarely goes to the kitchen... I unplug it and carry it to my room. I hide the it in my closet, behind a few random jackets and my new hoodie. I take all his left over Nando's crap and throw it in the fridge down stairs. I wanna name him... Hmmmmm... the only name that pops in my head is Jim. SO JIM IT IS. I made a new friend today. :D Oh god I'm going psycho. My closest friends, besides the boys, is a mini-fridge. I grab a few drinks from the fridge downstairs, junk food, and other crap that belong in a fridge and shoved it in Jim. LOL. That sounded SOOO WRONG! Sorry Jim ;). I also grabbed my precious large bags of Sun Chips I made Liam buy me yesterday, and hid them next to Jim, out of sight. I wonder whats in the other boys rooms....
I walk in Liam's room and take, Toy Story boxers, and these weird lookin' sun glasses, and a REALLY cool batman sweater. I actually love batman. Muahaha :3 This is my way of payback, TAKEN DERE PRECIOUSNESS. There wasn't really anything in Zayn's room, except for his brush that I've liked for a while. But I've been secretly using it every day to brush my hair. I still need to gather my things from my old house. There wasn't anything in Louis' room either, except for these two shirts dat I took :3 -->polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=95451631 (Act like they're meant for dudes.) I also like TIGERS. ROAR.
I walked back into my room, putting my new treasures away. Atleast I have some clothes.. Maybe I should put them on. I put Liam's Toy Story boxers on and Louis' BAD T-shirt on, grabbed my Sun Chips, and pigged out downstairs on the couch. I wonder if they will notice...
About two hours later, the boys opened the door and walked in looking exhausted.
"Nap time." Zayn said pointing towards the stairs. He walked up, Niall and Harry following. Liam and Louis saw me on the couch watching Sponge Bob, so they walked over and sat next to me.
"Soooo, how was it?" I ask still staring at the large screen.
"Long. And. Tiring." Liam sighed out taking a few of my Sun Chips. RUDE. Louis kept staring at me, then my shirt. CRAP. HE NOTICED.
"Hey, is that my shirt?" POOOOOOOOOOOP
"Hmm? What? NAHH." I stood up and started walking up the stairs with my Sun Chips. Louis walked, following me. Then I think Liam noticed cause he was staring at MY boxers. Or maybe just my butt.. Yikes.
"Yeah, I think those are my boxers too."
"Nope."
"Angel.." I turned around and stuffed Sun Chips in there mouth and ran upstairs.
"MMMM! MMMM! MMMMMMM! MMM!" I'm sure some where around there, there was some cuss words.
"THERE MINE!!!!" I yell running into my room and locking it. Their stupid to put a lock in here. ;D
I didn't really hear anything else, but didn't risk checking. Mmmmm A nap sounds good too. I thought while stretching and crawling lazily to my beautiful bed.
I woke up to the sound of silence. I don't like that sound... Some things going on, the boys aren't LOUD for once. I stood up and walked over to my door, and unlocked it. As I walked down the stairs, I combed my short hair with my fingertips. It didn't take that much effort, because sometimes when I take a shower I use some of Zayn's products. And they are actually really good for my hair. Hehe. I walk down the stairs and jump a little when the five boys jump out of no where in front of me, and point paint ball guns at me. DAFOE?
"Hi to you too." I say walking in the living room, ignoring them as they slowly follow me. I find an extra paint ball gun on the table in the living room. So I grab it and point it at them.
"Whats yo probs FOOLS?!" I yell. I run out of the living room and in the kitchen.
"WE WANT OUR STUFF BACK!" They all yell. SHIIIIIT.
"What now?" I ask, acting like I know nothing.
"I KNOW YOU TOOK MY MINI FRIDGE!"
"YOUR'E WEARING MY TOY STORY BOXERS!"
"THAT'S MY SHIRT!"
"I'M MISSING MY FAVORITE HOODIE!"
"I KNOW YOUR USING MY HAIR PRODUCTS BECAUSE YOU SMELL LIKE ORANGES!"
"So I took your stuff.. It was payback for kidnapping me." I said calmly.
"That makes more sense, BUT ITS STILL OUR STUFF." Harry yells.
Seriously, I took your clothes and Jim, you took me away from my home which resulted in my mom dying.
"Okay fine, to make this more fair to YOU. We play this paint ball game. If you guys hit me five time, I give back all your stuff. But, if I hit all of you once, I get to keep Jim and your clothes." They all nodded but Niall seemed to get a little confuzzled.
"Who's Jim?"
"Oh, him? Just a guy I found walking on the sidewalk. He seemed pretty chill, so I grabbed him, and stuffed him in my closet for special uses. If you know what I mean. ;D" I lied winking at him.
"OOOH. WAIT, WHAT!?" All the boys screamed in confusion. Hehehe...
"AAAAND GO!" I yell for the paint ball game to start.
please update i have bin waiting a year to hear the rest of this story
1/29/15