On the drive to the mall, Niall-of course- got "starving" so the boys sent us off in one car and them in another so that they could go feed a dying Niall. I decided to drive, and when we got there, we weren't greeted by a whole lot of screaming, which we were grateful for. A few hours passed and the boys still hadn't come, we were all pooped so we decided to go plop down and eat some Chik-fil-a.
"So, Christina, are you and Harry official?" Perrie asked munching on a fry.
"I don't really know, ya'know. I like what we have, and I know I like him, but I have no idea about him, like if he likes me," I shrugged and the girls started laughing.
"Christina, he is head over heels for you!" Danielle laughed, "You are too self-concious!"
"I am done carrying these bags, should I text the boys to come get their asses over here?" I asked, after everyone had had a nice conversation about my insecurity.
"Yes, please! We still haven't hit Victoria Secret, Forever 21, Urban Decay, and a whole ton of other stores!" El said, pretending to wipe sweat from her forehead.
I chuckled and pulled out my phone.
From:Christina-Harry??? Where are u guys?!?! xoxo-a very pissed bunch of girls
From:Harry-Chrissy, chill out. Niall got hungry, we're just leaving the restaurant. R U ladies @the mall? <3
From:Christina-No Harry, we're not at the mall! And I'll see soon, otherwise I'll drive home and drag ur asses off the couch!
From:Harry-how'd u know?
From:Christina-Harry, dear, you do realize my phone tells me where people are texting me from?
From:Harry-ok ok, we're leaving
From Christina: I know, and you better be here soon! Love you to the moon and back!
"You will not believe what they were doing!" I said, laughing as I put my phone back in my purse. Danielle spoke up,
"They were sitting on the couch," she said.
"How'd you know?"
"Liam hasn't stopped texting me about Harry's plan, and how they locked him up in the bedroom so that he didn't make them go, funny really," Danielle said shrugging.
"That is too funny, ladies, I want a milkshake, you want one?" I asked, pulling out my wallet. I stopped breathing for a second.
"What is it?" El asked, looking at my face.
"Harry snuck 300 thousand dollars in my purse, read this note!" I said, thrusting it at her.
"Dear Chrissy, when you were getting in the other car, I snuck this money into your purse because I felt bad about you paying for everything, so spend it as you want and I love you! xoxoxoxoxoxo Harry!" El said, her voice growing in excitement with every word.
"I cannot believe he did that!" I said, putting the money in my purse.
"You're not gonna spend it?" El asked, confused. I told her no, and asked why, "Well, because Harry's last girlfriend had no reserves about spending whatever money of his she did, we didn't like her, and she was a bitch. But he isn't gonna be happy to know you didn't spend it," El chuckled at the last sentence.
"He can deal with not being happy, I am gonna go get a milkshake, you girls want one?" I asked for the second time. They all nodded their heads and we all got a Cookies and Cream milkshake. We sat down and were just starting to drink when we heard obnoxious shouts of carrots and about a bird named Kevin.
There wasn't a ton of teenage girl screaming, but once they saw the boys with us, they realized who it was. The fans were all really sweet, except one who looked a little familiar.
"How does it feel to be the girl Harry resorts to after Caroline?" the girl yelled, still slinging hate comments.
"How does it feel to be the girl Harry never noticed?!" I yelled back, fed up with this girl. Niall whispered in my ear as the girl stared at me in rage.
"Do you know who she is?" Niall asked.
"No idea, and I don't believe I care," I said shrugging.
"That is Taylor Fucking Swift!" Niall said, hugging me.
"Cool," I said, and Taylor stormed off.
A few moments later the paparazzi swarmed me, "Is it true that you stole Harry from Taylor Swift?" one lady yelled.
"Well, is it true that Taylor stormed out about 5 minutes ago, rushed over to you, and gave you all the dirt about how her and Harry were shopping and I came in and swooped him away from her?"
"How'd you know?" a question popped through, after a few moments of silence.
"Taylor is easy to figure out, you need to learn that!" I said, chuckling, "Now may I continue to shop with my boyfriend?" I asked, giving them what they wanted, and kissing Harry on the lips.
The paparazzi left, and we had a very fufilling day, towards the end of the day, Harry asked me a question, "How'd you do it?"
"What?"
"How'd you get them to go away?" he asked.
I shrugged, I didn't really know, and to be honest, I didn't really care. I was happy that I got to spend a day along with my favorite boy in the world, "I don't know Harry, but I am glad I did, because it was one of the best days in my life."
"What is the first favorite day?" Harry asked.
"The day I found out that One Direction thought I was worth something, because I really am not," I said, leaning in and staring him in the eyes.
"I hate and love when you do that," he said, looking me over.
"Do what?" I batted my eyelashes innocently.
"Say you're not worth anything, or that you aren't that good, then you lean in real close and hypnotize me."
"Oh, sorry!" I said backing away.
He pulled me back in, "Didn't I say I loved it too?" he asked and kissed my lips.
"Whoa, PDA alert!" Louis said, barging in the living room.
"Thanks Louis, wouldn't want me to not be a regular virgin, especially since Harry took my lip virginity," I rolled my eyes.
"WHAT?" Louis pretended to be shocked, "You're a virgin?"
"But of course, but does that matter?" Louis shook his head.
"Girls don't understand, do they?" Louis asked Harry.
"Never have!" Harry teased, poking me in the ribs. I tried to hold in a giggle, but a small one escaped, "Oh, I forgot that you were ticklish!" Harry said, wiggling his eyebrows in a teasingly sinister way.
"Please don't!" I said, grabbing his hands and kissing them.
"Well, Harry, I think she's charming you, not the other way around!" Louis said, punching Harry in the arm, "Where'd your ladies magic go?"
"Boo-bear," El said from behind, "Leave the lovely couple alone," she grabbed Louis's hand and dragged him off to the bedroom, with a wink at me, she closed the door.
"Where were we?" I asked Harry, leaning in and kissing his nose.
**HARRY'S POV**
She was such a tease, and she batted her eyelashes like she didn't know what she did. Leave it to Louis to ruin the moment, barging in with his PDA alerts.
I found out she was a virgin, which surprised me. She was so pretty, and I couldn't understand. Get it together, man! I thought to myself. I was falling hard and fast. El saved mine and Chrissy's moment by dragging Louis out of the room. Christina was too tempting, and when she kissed my nose I lost it.
**CHRISTINA'S POV**
I didn't realize he had a boner until I accidentally put my hand down there so I could lean in and kiss his lips. I jumped back and blushed, Harry blushed too.
"Sorry, I didn't mean to!" I said, and sat on the opposite side of the couch.
"Not your fault," he said, looking down, I gave him a look of disbelief, "Okay, maybe your fault a little bit," he chuckled. I laughed too.
"You wanna watch a movie?" I asked, and he laughed again, "What?"
"You asked the oddest question after that event," he replied.
"Well, I am gonna go pick out a movie, you may go 'fix' it if you need to," I shrugged and got up to pick out a movie. When I turned back around, Harry was unbuttoning his pants, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!" I yelled and covered my eyes.
"You said to go fix it!" Harry said, confused.
"I meant in a bathroom or something!" I muttered. I heard pants zip up.
"Hey, sorry, Mr. Cyclops is calmed down now," he said and I turned around.
"Did you just call your penis Mr. Cyclops?" I asked, looking at him boggling.
He nodded and blushed. I giggled and put the movie on. I sat down away from Harry and he shifted towards me and put an arm around my waist. I decided to push my luck and put my hand on his thigh.
"You, Christina Jule Dylan, are a tempting, terrible angelic demon!" Harry teased, kissing my head.
"Really?" I asked innocently and the movie started.
"Sh, watch," Harry whispered and started playing with my hair. I layed my head on his chest and fell into a comedy. I laughed at Montey Python, but Harry didn't laugh. I looked up, and he had fallen asleep on my head. I moved my head quickly and looked up, so his lips landed on mine.
"Huh?" Harry asked, but I cut him off by kissing him, "Best alarm clock ever!" he said when I broke away.
"I know," I said and stretched, "I'm hungry, I'm going to order some food."
Niall burst through the door, "Did you say food?" he gasped.
"Yeah, I was about to order Chinese, do you want any?"
"What a stupid question!" he asked.
"Fine, what do you want?" I asked dialing the number.
"I want General Pso's chicken, Lo mein, rice, shrimp stirfry, beef and brocolli," I cut him off.
"So you want the entire menu?" I asked.
"Yeah that'll work," he said.
"Hello, yes, I'd like to order your entire menu, and extra Lo mein. Can I have the Lo mein with no meat, just vegetables?" I paused a moment while the man repeated the order, "Perfect! Thank you!"
I hung up the phone and the boys stared at me, "What?"
"What do you mean, extra Lo mein, but without the meat?"
"Exactly what I said, I don't like my Lo mein with meat," I shrugged.
"You're crazy," Niall said, shaking his head.
"Whatever, food will be here in a few minutes."