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Fifty Shades of Payne

Fangrling should be a professional sport

It all started one day when I went on tumblr really. I was scrolling down as usual when BAM I found sex on legs. His name, I would come to know, was Liam Payne. He was really hot. I swear to god that my mouth was emitting drool like nobodies business at the sight of him. Before I knew it my tongue was against the screen.

"O-M-G, MARGO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" My best friend Kim said, causing me to blush. She was wearing red pants and a striped shirt and I almost started crying because she looked like that other member of One Direction, but I forgot his name.

One Direction was the band Liam was in. Did I forget to mention that?

I pulled away from the computer, blushing furiously. I rubbed my cheeks and quickly closed my computer. "Nothing!" I stammered, eyes round and innocent looking.

She rolled her eyes and screeched, "YOU'RE LOOKING AT ONE DIRECTION ON TUMBLR AGAIN AREN'T YOU?"

"NO!" I replied.

"YES YOU ARE, ADMIT IT!"

"Okay! I was!" I squeaked. I backdown quickly because Kim was mexican and often told me she could get ghetto quickly if she got angry. I don't like that side of her. She smiled triumphantly and sat in a chair that was next to mine on the computer.

"I knew it." she said.

"I know, i know." I sighed, openign my computer back up, "But I can't help it! They're so hot! Especially that Liam guy. His lips make me want to do things, Kim. Lots of things."

She rolled her eyes. "You're a virgin, Margo. Not some whore who's body is ready."

"But my body is ready!" I shouted, pulling at my hair. Maybe not really. After all I was a virgin and I was barely seventeen years old. My birthday was last week. Me and Kim went bowling. We got hit on some guys, but rejected them because they only wanted our v-cards. We're not hoes, so we left the bowling ally and watched movies at my house instead and ate popcorn and carrots. Kim loved carrots.

Anyway, as I was saying. I am a virgin and would never have sex with someone if i only just met them. Even if it was Liam Payne...

Well...NO NO MARGO DONT THINK THAT, I told myself, trying to breathe again. When I think too much about something I forget how to breathe sometimes. I'm very hyper if you couldn't tell.

For the next few hours we started browsing through tumblr again, sobbing, screaming, and crying when we saw pictures we liked. It was an emotional couple of hours.

At some point we turned on the radio.

"NOW FOLKS, HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO WIN A CHANCE TO MEET ONE DIRECTION"

We both jerked our heads up and looked at the radio, our eyes wide.

"BE CALLER NUMBER TWELVE AND ANSWER US THIS QUESTION: WHAT IS LOU'S PIGEON'S NAME?"

We screamed and grabbed our iPhones, calling repeatedly. Much to our dismay they finally came live with their twelfth caller and Kim cried while I threw my phone down angrily.

"HELLO TWELFTH CALLER, DO YOU HAVE OUR ANSWER?"

"YES!" THEY SAID, "HIS NAME IS PAUL!!!!!"

"OH! YOU ARE WRONG! NEXT PERSON TO CALL IN WINS TWO TICKETS AND BACKSTAGE PASSES TO SEE ONE DIRECTION LIVE! WE HAVE OUR CALLER COMING IN RIGHT NOW! HELLO? HELLO? WHO IS CALLING?"

"HI MY NAME IS KIM"

I swear I stopped breathing when I turned and saw Kim jumping up and down in delight.

"HELLO KIM, CAN YOU TELL US THE NAME OF LOUIS TOMLINSON'S PET PIGEON?"

"KEVIN, HIS NAME IS KEVIN!"

"THAT IS CORRECT!"

We both screamed in glee and I almost peed.

We were going to see One Direction.

And I was finaly going to get to meet Liam Payne.

Notes

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