“We’re playing football at a golf range?” Alexis questioned suspiciously as they pulled into the resort parking lot. Niall shot a worried look to Harry who was holding back a smirk.

“Okay okay..I might have lied. We’re actually going golfing.” Harry quickly got out of the car before anyone could put their two sense in. Alexis unbuckled the seat belt that she shared with Niall and turned around to Felicia, “Golf?! GOLF?!”

“I’m not golfing.” Felicia crossed her arms, sinking into the seat. “Come on, babe. We’ll have a laugh with it. I’m not much of a golfer myself.” Zayn poked at Felicia causing her to squirm in her seat. “Fine..” she mumbled loud enough for Zayn to hear.

“And you?” Niall poked Lexi’s side, making her lean her body into his. She shrugged, “I guess I can try it just this once.” Alexis easily gave in with a smile spreading across Niall’s face. The group emptied out of the car and over to the resort building to get their equipment then off to two separate golf carts. Alexis, Louis, and Harry in one with Felicia, Zayn, and Niall in the other. At the first hole Harry and Niall practiced their swings while everyone sat in their carts, observing.

“Why did you agree to this shit sport?” Louis attempted to put passed whatever was bothering him and joke around with the gang.

“Uhh why did YOU agree?” Alexis quickly shot back, crossing her arms.

“I didn’t. I was tricked into thinking we were playing football instead.” Louis shook his head, narrowing his eyes at Harry.

“So were we! I didn’t agree to golf. Who ever thought golf would be fun? I mean I love miniature golf but this is just plain boring.” Felicia motioned towards Harry and Niall practicing and huffed.
“I do fancy some mini golf.” Louis smirked, pulling out a club. “Let me show you how it’s done lads.” He walked passed his friends and over to the ball that was set up on the tee. He took one practice swing before going in for his official swing. Louis pulled back the club and took a forceful swing that sent the club traveling through the air and down the course. He looked down at the ball that still sat on the tee, creating a crease between his eyebrows. “Oh..See you at the next hole!” Louis pumped his fist outward, jumping into the cart with Alexis and driving in the direction of the club.

“Wait! I didn’t get to go!” Alexis shouted back to the crowd that hadn’t moved an inch other than Felicia laughing at Louis’ actions.

“You’ll get plenty more opportunities.” Louis waved his hand back at the group. “I actually needed to have a little private chat with you.” Lexi looked back to see Zayn and Felicia just now practicing their swings.

“About what?” she asked turning to Louis. He looked flustered and worried as he went to pick up the club he had tossed.

“Be careful.” he spoke quickly as he sat back in the cart and continued over to the second hole.

“Careful? Is golfing with you really that dangerous?” Alexis commented cheerfully. He shook his head and sighed, “I’m not talking about golf. I’m talking about Harry.” He parked the cart once they reached the second hole. “Same with Felicia and Zayn. They’re my best mates but I know how they think, and that’s with their cock.” He rubbed the back of his neck with his hand and turned to Lexi, “Listen, I’m not saying to drop him like trash. I just want the two of you to be careful because I’ve seen what they can do and the pain they can cause.” Alexis opened her mouth and moved her lips but nothing came out except a creaking noise. Louis spotted the other golf cart pulling up behind them and shushed Lexi before she even got a word out.

“So what’s going on with Louis?” Felicia whispered to her friend who was balancing her golf club in the palm of her hand. Felicia rolled her eyes and smacked the club off her hand.

"Hey! What was that for?” Alexis whined, picking up the golf club off the ground.

“Spill the beans!” she smacked the girl’s exposed arm. Lexi pulled Felicia over to the empty golf cart, taking a seat in the rear seats.

“So this morning Louis seemed a little down but I didn’t think too much of it since we just met them and everything. He failed at making breakfast so I said I would help and ended up making everything. I thought he was cooking for Eleanor but he wanted to cook for the three of us because she wasn’t even there. I asked him where he was last night and he said he didn’t even plan on coming out with the guys.” Alexis was quickly cut off by Felicia, “So they lied to us then?”

“Precisely. I’m guess Liam and Niall didn’t know about it either. Anyway, when I was coming out of our flat this morning it looked like Harry and Louis were arguing but stopped as soon as they saw me. Then when Louis drove off with me earlier he told me, us, to be careful.” Alexis glanced around them before finishing. “He wants us to be careful with Harry and Zayn because he knows how they are and that they only think with their dicks.”

“He said they only think with their dicks?” Felicia asked, peeking over in his direction.

“He said cock, but that’s not the point!” Alexis took a deep breath. “I don’t know if we should trust them. They’re sex gods in a boy band that could fuck any girl they wanted. That just equals bad news right there.”

“Stop over thinking the situation. We are spending a day with One Direction, minus Liam of course, BUT it still counts as One Direction. Enjoy the day and we’ll talk when we get home.” Felicia stood up from the seat and placed herself in front of Alexis.

“Hey babes! We’re only on the third hole and you’re giving up?” Zayn called out and motioned for them to join. Felicia grinned and raised her eyebrows at Alexis before jogging over to Zayn and the rest of the boys.

By the tenth hole Felicia and Alexis weren’t into the game as much as the guys were. The two decided to sit back and watch the four competitive boys finish the next eight holes.

“Wait a minute. You’re telling me you don’t even know if you two had sex or not?” Felicia asked baffled by the thought. Alexis shrugged with an unreadable expression, leaning against the golf cart that Felicia was sitting in, “I remember us leaving Funky Buddha separately and me tripping on a flight of stairs, which explains the bruise forming on my leg. I woke up and I was in bed with Harry fucking Styles.”

“Does your vagina hurt?” Felicia questioned with a cold sober expression. Alexis snorted at her friend’s serious facial features and quickly covered her mouth and nose, “It doesn’t feel much different then it did yesterday.” She shrugged again, “I’m not going to worry too much about it. Like you said, we’re spending the day with One Direction.”

“You two definitely did it and I’ll get it out of your later.” Felicia beamed joyfully, flashing her teeth to Alexis who rolled her eyes in return.

“Speaking of you and One Direction, what happened last night between you and Zayn?” Lexi nudged Felicia, making her eyebrows dance around. Felicia’s face instantly went from amusing to mortified at Alexis’ words.

“I’d rather not talk about it.” she murmured with her gaze traveling to the ground.

“Too bad! I’ve told you everything that’s going on and now it’s your turn to spill the beans.” Alexis stared intently at her friend as she tapped her foot on the ground.

“I might have made a complete fool out of myself..I tried to do that sexy crawl on the bed that you see in movies. I fucking clawed at him like a goddamn cat! I’m mortified thinking back on it.” Felicia covered her face with her hands and let out a muffled scream. The corners of Alexis’ mouth began to curl upwards as she fought to keep a straight face for her friend’s sake. The longer she held in her laugh, the funnier it become. Before Lexi could stop she burst into laughter, clenching onto her sides with tears in her eyes. “Yeah yeah laugh it up.”

“I’m sorry but that’s the funniest thing I’ve heard in my entire life. God I wish I could have seen that.” Alexis wiped the tears from her eyes and took a deep breath before straightening herself out. “Can you reenact it for me later?”

“Fuck you.” Felicia flipped her middle finger to her friend with a shit eating grin.

“Uh..should we come back later?” Harry questioned, slowly walking closer to the cart the Felicia sat in. Felicia’s eyes widened at Alexis and shook her head at Harry, “Not at all.” she immediately spit out.

“She was just being her cheeky self!” Alexis patted Felicia’s head, smiling. Louis plopped down next to Felicia with a loud sigh, “Golf is tiring.” He tossed his head back, stretching his arms back where Harry was arranging the golf clubs. Louis smacked them around causing Harry to smack his face. Alexis trotted over to the other golf cart, reaching into the cooler and grabbing herself a cool water bottle.

“Sex is even more tiring.” a smiled cracked on Harry’s face as he continued to move around the clubs. Alexis rolled her eyes as she took a sip of her water. Felicia’s tongue slid along the underside of her top teeth before a smirk formed on her face, “You and Alexis would know.” Alexis went to gasp which caused the water to go down the wrong pipe. She immediately began to choke with water shooting out of her nose and mouth. Hunched over, Alexis coughed and beat on her chest until she could finally breathe.

“Why are you lot talking about sex?” Zayn asked, placing his golf club in the holder along with Niall’s. Felicia pointed repeatedly at Harry and Lexi and began to shout, “Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex!” Zayn’s eyes widened and Niall’s narrowed in on Harry.

“You two had sex?” Niall gritted his teeth waiting for Harry’s response. Harry shook his head and let out a chuckle, “No, we didn’t have sex.”

“Bullshit. That is complete and utter bullshit. I CALL BULLSHIT ON YOU GUYS!” Felicia responded. “You can’t just stay the night at someone’s house while drunk and not have sex. That is not how it works.” As Felicia finished her last sentence, a look of utter horror was placed upon Louis’s face.
“Well, that’s not what happened in this case. Wait, so does this mean YOU slept with Zayn last night?” Harry asks with a smirk appearing on his face.

“What-I didn’t say-this isn’t-stop-I don’t-UGH,” Felicia managed to say while hiding her face. “No, mate. That’s definitely not what happened last night,” Zayn responded, walking over towards Felicia to rub her back in order to make her feel less awkward.

“Yeah, the only thing that happened last night was MEEEOOOOOWWWWW,” Alexis smirked while mimicking Felicia’s earlier actions.

“Oh god. No, Lex shut up before I kill you okay,” Felicia responded with a mortified look on her face.

“Enough of this sex talk and lets get back to business.” Louis clapped and rubbed his hands together. Felicia glanced over to Alexis, who was now sitting between Zayn and Niall, and raised her eyebrows, “How about a little race?”

“A race? What kind of race?” Harry questioned, pushing Louis closer to Felicia and taking a seat in the free space. Felicia placed her hands on the steering wheel and tightened her grip, “Unless you’re scared.” She added, ignoring Harry’s question.

“I’m not.” Alexis shot back quickly, nudging Niall’s. “Switch spots with me.” she whispered to him.
“See you on the flip side, losers!” Felicia called out as she slammed her foot to the gas pedal and began taking off towards the wooded area as Niall went to stand up. Lexi grabbed Niall’s arm, stopping his from getting out of the cart. She instantaneously slid onto his lap with her foot colliding his the gas pedal. “YAH YAH!” she barked at the cart, smacking the roof as if it was a horse.

Alexis quickly gained on her friend who was leaning into the wheel and laughing at Louis’ high pitched screams. “We’re all going to die!” he shouted, grabbing Harry’s arm. Harry gripped onto the side bars that held up the roof. Niall wrapped his arms around Alexis’ waist, holding on for his dear life. Zayn gripped the seat and cheered on Alexis as she pulled up along side of Felicia. They quickly approached the woods but before Alexis knew it, Felicia swiftly cut the wheel and turned back towards the golf course. Alexis quickly did the same causing the cart to tilt onto just two wheels and all three of them to let out a scream. The other two wheels dropped to the ground and the cart unexpectedly picked up speed leading to their heads jolting back. They shot passed the other cart, cutting in front of them.

“Dammit! Come on Big Bertha!” Felicia stomped her free foot on the floorboard as the raced up the steep hill.

“Who in sam hell is Bertha?” Louis clung tighter onto Harry’s arm. Felicia sucked her teeth, rocking forward to pass Alexis, “This sweet ride that’s going to win us this race!” Once they were up the hill they gained speed as the course began to go in a downward slope.

“COME ON MOBY DICK! We can win this race!” Alexis shouted, pumping her fist repeatedly into the air. Niall’s arms tightened around Alexis’ waist as Zayn hid his face into Niall’s shoulder. “I can’t watch anymore!” Zayn announced, sliding closer to Alexis and Niall.

The two were neck and neck speeding down the steep hill that was filled with patches of sand throughout. One sat in the middle of the course and they were quickly coming up on it. Alexis sharply cut the wheel to the left, Felicia to the right, to avoid hitting the deep sand pit. They met again once they passed the sand pit with both carts just inches apart. “What are you doing? This takes you to the biggest pit on the course!” Harry began to panic, looking around frantically.
“So?” Felicia replied with her eyes shifting from the course to Harry.

“It’s about a fifty foot drop that will lead to our death!” he shouted back, grabbing ahold of the wheel and cutting it in the direction of the wooded path. “TURN!” he shouted to the group as they headed straight towards the cliff. Zayn picked up his head and turned to the other cart that was turning away from them.

“They’re going the long way. We’re going to win!” Zayn smacked Niall’s arm then held up his hand. Niall smack his hand in return, “Fuck yeah, mate!” Zayn looked back at the group waving their hands amuck with their faint shouting. “I think they’re trying to tell us something.”
“WE’RE GOING TO DIE!” Alexis wailed at the sight of the drop, taking her hands off the steering wheel and covering her eyes with her foot still on the gas. Niall reached around Alexis and took hold of the wheel with wide eyes. They couldn’t pull off or halt to a stop now with how close and how quickly they were getting to the ledge. The group had no choice but to go through with it and try to make the jump. Niall took over the gas pedal as Alexis and Zayn clung to each other, rumbling about being too young to die.

The cart took off into the air and the three let screams erupt as they flew through the air. “I TOLD YOU WE’RE GOING TO DIE!” “I’M TOO PRETTY TO DIE!” “I DIDN’T GET MY LAST MEAL. I’M GOING TO DIE HUNGRY!” The cart began to tip forward as they got closer to the ground. Out of instinct they quickly leaned back, shifting the cart and causing the back tires to roughly crash to the ground with a blustering pop, sending the three bouncing off the seats. The front tires joined the ground with another intense pop. The golf cart instantly produced smoke as it slowly rolled down the course until coming to a stop. Alexis dove out of the cart and to the ground, “I’m alive! I’ll live to see another day!” She began kissing the ground before rolling over onto her back and letting out a big sigh of relief. Zayn and Niall slowly stepped out, taking a seat on the ground next to Alexis.

“Oh thank god! I thought you were dead meat.” Felicia pounced on her friend who was laying on the ground and began to kiss her cheeks repeatedly.

After using all their strength to push the soiled golf cart back to the main building, the group stood there taking it all in. “How are we going to explain this?” Niall lifted his snapback off his head and rubbed the back of his neck nervously.

“Wild billy goats?” Alexis shrugged as she leaned her head against Felicia’s shoulder. The group laughed and quickly made a break for the car, piling in and speeding off before dealing with the consequences.