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Those Totally Dumb FanFic Moments [Editing]

Number 35: That Blonde Bimbo Bitch

I find it annoying when.....

there is always a bitch.

That has a full on, like, posie and everything.

and the bitch, or as Kylie likes to refer to her 'The Bimbo', is always blonde.

The bitch can never have a different coloured hair.

Only blonde.

Kylie's orders.

It's like, the bitch turns to her sidekick and partner in crime and says something like...

"you know what? I might die my hair blue. Go all mermaid on your arse"

but then Kylie jumps out of no where and starts strangling the bitch while screaming, "STICK WITH BLONDE, CHELSEA!"

beware blondes, there is a Kylie out there somewhere. she's just waiting for an opportunity to pounce on you.

Comments

It's kinda annoying when Kylie is going to a concert and she always goes to a 5SOS concert , I LOVE 5SOS! But at least go to a Katy Perry concert once in a while.

Brianna J.
11/5/14

I don't like how in some fanfictions they are getting abused, but their parents gave them a laptop, an iphone 5, an ipad, and she can afford to go shopping. or when they say that they are poor. Probably because they have a laptop, an iphone 5, an ipad, and brand new clothes. Not to mention she has to pay a phone bill. I'd like to know how these girls do it, because I'm lucky to even have a phone.

metomlinson
7/23/14

I hate it when your reading a fan fiction and Kylie does something so incredibly stupid and it's like no Kylie don't jump off the cliff hahaha

CallMeBri
7/21/14

Hey I hate it when, Kylie is always going to a concert. And Harry watches her the entire performance im like HE IS A STALKER!!!!

alovinliam
5/12/14

I hate when people rush the story...I was reading this one where Niall kissed this girl back stage ok....next chapter ITS 3 FUCKING YEARS LATER AND SHE DOESNT WANT TO DATE NIALL ANYMORE AND IM LIKE DAFUQ HAPPENED IN THOSE THREE YEARS!