
Those Totally Dumb FanFic Moments [Editing]
Number 25: Kylie, The Fucking Skilled Arse Rabbit
All Kylie ever does,
is jump, hop and boucne?
like, for example,
I hopped into the shower but didn't slip on the wet floor because I am a fucking skilled arse rabbit.
I jumped into the car and didn't bother opening the door because that is just way to mainstream and jumping into the car is so much better.
I bounced down the stairs but because I can freaking hop into the shower and jump in the car I don't fall and break something because I am Kylie, the fucking skilled arse rabbit.
It's kinda annoying when Kylie is going to a concert and she always goes to a 5SOS concert , I LOVE 5SOS! But at least go to a Katy Perry concert once in a while.
11/5/14