***Jess’ POV***

I woke up with a pounding headache; it was like I had been punched in the side of the head

by Dwayne Johnson! I was the first of the girls to have woken up. The boys had gone but

they left a note on the kitchen counter that read:

Gone to record some stuff for the album, sorry we didn’t wake you love. We also apologise

for leaving Dani, Perrie and El with you, they were whining about taking you into town! Hope

you don’t have anything planned for today as we know you have a week until your full school

courses and we can’t wait to do them with you!! We’ll pick the girls up around 6 ish if that’s

okay? Call if you are in trouble or want anything! Lots of love, the boy’s xo.

I smiled at this and put it back on the counter before walking over to the fridge and getting a

bottle of water and 2 tablets of Advil. It wasn’t until then that I realised I had the whole house

to myself. Mum was still at work and Harry was probably fucking Chloe as per usual! I

caught a quick glance of the note that was left upside down where I placed it and there was

a message on the back.

P.S I ate the last of the bacon, sorry. ~ Niall xo

I also smiled at this but then soon came to realise that I only bought a pack of 24 rashes of

bacon yesterday and I only ate 2 rashes last night then unintentionally vomited on Harry.

He’s now planning my funeral… of revenge.


I, then, changed into an oversized shirt and tights and decided to clean the mess of my

house. I quickly cranked up the volume to Chloe by Emblem3 which I soon after discovered

that I was dancing like a black woman in a club- yeah! This is my jam bitches. About 20

minutes after I had replayed this song so much that I could write it down while I was in a

coma; I found that Dani and Perrie were standing in the doorway recording it! I dropped my

broom that was being used as a prop for an air guitar and demanding that they stop

recording it!

After that fiasco we decided to drive into town and do a bit of shopping for ourselves!

Somehow half way into the trip Dani, El and Perrie dragged me into Ann Summers (it’s like

Victoria Secret but it’s very… dirty?). I refused to buy anything because I didn’t have a man

to impress that night so I told them to knock themselves out and to buy as much as they

would need! As usual, me being the gullible twat I am ended up buying 2 sets of lingerie

thanks to El nagging me to!


By the time we got back to my house, the boys were waiting on the doorstep and arguing

over a bag of crisps (potato chips if you’re American). Earlier into the ride home, Perrie had

offered for me to stay the night at their house, which is where the others are staying tonight. I

didn’t refuse her offer- I don’t fancy having to stay up all night (get it? Ha!) Listening to that

Chloe bitch complaining about her non-existent boobs!


As soon as I was in the comfort of my own bedroom, I stripped down into my underwear and

ran to the bathroom with my clothes this time! After washing my entire body with vanilla body

wash, I stepped out of the shower and onto the white foot mat which absorbed most of the

moisture from my feet. I then moisturised my whole body and wrapped my frame into a robe

before applying Nars shiny foundation, my everyday eyeliner and Maybelline falsies mascara

. I only applied a small amount of makeup because we might be staying in or going for

dinner, so I slipped into tights, denim shorts and a red blouse that was long at the back and

tucked into my Denim Shorts at the front. After I was satisfied with my appearance I walked

into my room to pack an overnight bag. I, finally, then paired my outfit with my white and red

Nike Air forces- as you can tell, I’m not a very ‘girly girl’. After stumbling down the stairs, I

came face to face with a laughing group of people all hunched over a white IPhone and I

recognised that song! Shit! El sent him a copy of the video from this morning of me dancing

like an absolute boob! Harry finally got his revenge by posting it on Twitter AND Instagram .

While they were trying to calm Niall down, I got into the SUV that their driver bought them in,

I offered him a small smile and he gave me one in return. About 5 minutes after being in the

car, the rest of the gang came and we somehow crammed into a seven seater SUV- Harry

had his own seat, same with Dani, Liam was also in his own seat, I was on Nialls lap

(involuntarily and kept apologising which he kept replying with an it’s okay), Perrie was on

Zayn’s lap and El was on Louis.

Turns out the fans thought it was hilarious that I was singing and dancing in that video! We

also went for some Nandos’, well I and Niall did, the others said that they were going to have

some Italian food because they were ‘trying to be healthy’. Hey, more for us right? Ever

since Niall told me to eat as much as I could, I’ve been craving Nandos’ even though it’s only

been a day.

Ever heard of that phrase ‘ Shop till we drop’ well me and Niall spent a lot of money on

Nandos’ and lets just say… We ate till we dropped! As soon as we got home, we crashed on

the couch and cuddled in a friendly manner, I soon found myself dozing off into a slumber.

***Niall’s POV***
Jess fell asleep within a matter of minutes, I laid there watcher he sleep for a few minutes

before thinking she’d find it weird if she knew, just thinking about it made me have a sour

face. I, then, too fell asleep to the sound of a loud silence.

Notes

Sorry I haven't updated in like 4 days....

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