Laura was a quite girl from a town near Mullingar, Ireland. She loved to read and, in fact, she was heading to a library right now though not for the obvious reason. The December wind was making it harder to breath normally while trudging through the cold night. The girl was relieved when she finally enter the old, stone building. When she saw obviously died blonde hair facing away from her she headed in that direction.
"Hello sir. May I assist you?" She asks in her best professional voice. The "blonde" turns to her but when he sees her his striking blue eyes brighten with glee.
"Laura!" He shrieks and engulfs her in a large hug. She laughs at his eagerness and he pulls away offended. A pout spreads across his face which just makes her laugh harder.
To the young lad her laughter sounded like a beautiful melody. Whenever she was around he didn't know what to do. She was so beautiful, kind and funny. She also had a large appetite which just sealed the deal for Niall. He saw her with a desire that he had never felt with anyone else. He wanted her as his princess. There was just one problem; she doesn't want a prince. He couldn't help but think about how she would look with a ring on her finger and later on a little boy or girl rushing to him when he came home from work and she making them dinner. Laura, on the other hand, did love Niall, more than she would ever admit, but her last breakup will always have her heart in pieces. The man she loved tore out her heart with his bare hands. He proposed to her and then a week later he ran off with some tramp. She promised herself that she would never love again, instead become a lonely old dog lady (cats make her nervous). Breaking the awkward silence and deep thoughts, Niall speaks up.
"Hey Laura do you wanna go to Nando's? It's almost lunch and I'm hungry." This remark makes Laura laugh once again at Niall's cute antics.
"Ni your always hungry!" she exclaims.
They head off arm in arm but before they can reach the big, fancy door the librarian jumps out in front of the happy couple. A metal object is pointed at poor Laura then fired. Niall and Laura both shriek. Niall is shot in the kidneys next and he lays beside her, looking at each other one last time. Tears stream down both of their faces, leaving salty stains on the carpet.
"I love you Laura," Niall says, accepting his fate. He holds her the last time in this life and they past in each other's arms, under the watchful eye of the librarian.
"Next time don't talk in my Library!" She says, laying the gun on top of them with disgust. She walks away slowly and without another world.
Remember children, don't talk loudly in libraries. It could have deadly side affects.

Notes

I wrote this for my friend Laura and I hope she doesn't hate it too much. I didn't want to do the normal "And they lived happily ever after!" crap so I wrote something sad/ funny. (I have kinda dark humor if you can't tell) The moral of this story is don't yell in libraries or you get shot.
The end.