Lily's POV:

"Come on! It's only one name!" Posted Luke.

"Nooooo! I'm not going to tell you my middle name!"

"Come on what's so bad about it?"

"Everything! I despise it!"

"How many letters are there at least," I quick counted in my head.

"Seven, you'll never guess it, no one has ever!"

"Abigail, Gillian, Mallory, Tiffany, Whitney!"

"Nope, nope, nope, nope, and nope!"

"Who have you told?"

"My entire family knows my middle name but you can't ask them because they're all dea-" I stopped, I can't share that with anyone.

"What? Why can't I ask them?" Luke looked confused.

"Um, they're nothing...they're fine."

"I have the worst feeling that you have a ton of secrets from me."

"No, not really, it's just family is.... Complicated."

I felt a vibration in my jeans pocket and pulled it out. Louis was calling me.

"Uh, I gotta go use the restroom." I pulled back my chair and ran to the bathroom, quickly locking the door. I accepted the call and said:

"Louis? Is that you?"

"Well yeah and there's-"

"Niall!"

"And Zayn!"

"And Harry!"

"And best of all, Liam!"

"Hey you guys! I've missed you all!"

"WE'VE MISSED YOU TOO!" Screamed Niall and Zayn.

"We called because we're concerned about your safety," said Harry.

"What, why?"

"Eleanor told us you were out with someone," said Louis.

"Yeah, I had math homework to catch up on and-"

"People know about you," stated Zayn.

"Zayn, I'm completely aware that millions of girls hate my guts but-"

"We just want you to make sure that the people you put your trust into aren't just being nice to you to get to us or our money," said Liam.

"I know that's your best intemotions but really-"

"We just don't want anything bad happening to you," said Niall.

"Yes, I get that but the person I'm with currently-"

"Could put you in huge danger!" Said Liam.

"SHUT UP AND LISTEN!" Silence.

"Okay, the person that I'm with, 1. Is a guy!!! How would he know that Louis Tomlinson and Eleanor Calder adopted a girl?"

"Maybe he's gay!" Shouted Louis.

"Or he has a sister!" Yelled Harry.

"I'll ask him later and I know for a fact that he is NOT gay because he and I are on a-" My voice faltered, remembering that I promised Louis that I wouldn't date anyone before he left.

"Are you on a date?" Asked Louis quietly.

"Yes, but only because-"

"Save it! I specifically said that you aren't allowed to date!" Screamed Louis.

"Busted!" Yelled Zayn.

"Can we talk to him, Lily? You know, just to make sure he's decent and all," said Liam.

"And take a picture too! Or we could FaceTime or Skype!" said Niall.

"No! It's not even a real date!"

"Hand him the phone Lily," Louis said sternly.

"This is so humiliating! He probably doesn't even know who One Direction is!"

"And tell him to go to the bathroom, for more privacy! We don't want anyone over hearing this!" Said Zayn.

"No! God no!"

"If you don't do it, Eleanor and I will take away your phone privileges!" Shouted Louis.

"Is it really that serious?"

"YES!" Shouted all five of them.

"Okay, okay. Just let me tell him." I exited from the bathroom and made my way to Luke. I slid my phone across the table and sighed.

"They want to talk to you in the bathroom."

"Excuse me?"

"Take the phone into the bathroom and talk to them. I don't blame you if you don't want to go to the dance with me afterwards."

"Is this your parents?"

"You'll find out, just go."

Luke picked up my phone nervously and asked:

"Hello?" His face paled a bit as he made his way to the men's bathroom. He bit his lip before replying to whatever question they asked.

"Um, no, I'm not circumcised." Fuck.

Notes

@swimprincessj
Yeah sorry about that... I just thought that there are many fans that are kind of young, like 11, 12, 13, 14, & 15 that have like no chance of dating One Direction so I thought it might be fun if you're family was One Direction and still have some romance. It's kind of hard to include them so much because of I want to make this realistic, they're on tour A LOT, but I'll do my best to include them as much as I can!
LOVE YOU ALL!!!!
@Louistomlinson