It All Started Then....
The Beginning of an Awkward Story
I wake up to the irritating beep of my alarm on my iPhone. Stretching out like a starfish, I yawn quietly. Immediately, I make my way down to my best friend, Audrey's room. I swear she could sleep through a fucking tornado tearing though the flat. AHHHH SHIT!!! I accidentally stepped on my Maltese, Larkin's, tail. Oops. Anyways I'm in Audrey's room singing "Little Things" like a gangster at the top of my lungs. Nothing....damn girl!! She is going to hate me for doing this but screw it.
"Food," I barely whisper.
"I'm up!!" She says while blindly trying to stand up, due to her wild bed head and blankets tangled around her body. Then, she falls off the bed and onto to the floor headfirst. We look at each other silently and burst out laughing. But through the laughing-induced tears, she says, " I hear you have food for me."
"No not really. You just need to get up off your bum."
"Time?" Audrey asks while rubbing sleep from her eyes.
"9:30" I say after checking my phone.
"Nope." She says groggily while crawling back onto her bed.
"Not today" I mumble while ripping off her blankets and fighting to get out of bed. All she does is slap at me while screaming a string of profanities. "Ha!!" I say as I step over her body towards the door.
"Bitch..." I hear her quietly say at me.
"If you aren't ready in twenty minutes I am going shopping without you!!!" I yell over m shoulder so she can hear me,
"Fine!" Audrey groans.
Off to get ready I think to myself. About twenty minutes and a lot of Oreos later, we're standing at the door about toenter the summery streets of London. I am wearing a gray "We Will Wok You" tank top, dark blue skinny jeans, black wedge sneakers, a coca cola snap back, smokey eyes, and brown aviators. Audrey is wearing a green and metallic good sweater, a purple beanie with bunny ears, white vans, peace sign earrings, and black nerd Ray-Bans.
"Off we go!" I say as we walk out the door on our way to Starbucks.
"Food," I barely whisper.
"I'm up!!" She says while blindly trying to stand up, due to her wild bed head and blankets tangled around her body. Then, she falls off the bed and onto to the floor headfirst. We look at each other silently and burst out laughing. But through the laughing-induced tears, she says, " I hear you have food for me."
"No not really. You just need to get up off your bum."
"Time?" Audrey asks while rubbing sleep from her eyes.
"9:30" I say after checking my phone.
"Nope." She says groggily while crawling back onto her bed.
"Not today" I mumble while ripping off her blankets and fighting to get out of bed. All she does is slap at me while screaming a string of profanities. "Ha!!" I say as I step over her body towards the door.
"Bitch..." I hear her quietly say at me.
"If you aren't ready in twenty minutes I am going shopping without you!!!" I yell over m shoulder so she can hear me,
"Fine!" Audrey groans.
Off to get ready I think to myself. About twenty minutes and a lot of Oreos later, we're standing at the door about toenter the summery streets of London. I am wearing a gray "We Will Wok You" tank top, dark blue skinny jeans, black wedge sneakers, a coca cola snap back, smokey eyes, and brown aviators. Audrey is wearing a green and metallic good sweater, a purple beanie with bunny ears, white vans, peace sign earrings, and black nerd Ray-Bans.
"Off we go!" I say as we walk out the door on our way to Starbucks.
Nice chapter ;)
8/26/13