I slam the cab door behind me. I hate the world.

A preppy school appears before me, brick covered in vines and all. A sign proudly states, 'Beacon Hills Academy' to the left of the building and right in front the pathway is a gurgling fountain. I can already tell I don't belong here.

My combat boots pound against the cobblestone pathway as I stroll up to the building, taking my time. If I'm being forced to go to this gay school, then I'll do it at my pace thank you very fucking much.

Giant wooden doors tower over me. I lift my fist to knock on them, ignoring the creepy gold doorknocker. However, Before I can even touch the door, they swing open.

"Welcome to Beacon Hills Academy!" A perky strawberry blonde exclaims in an annoying high pitched voice, "You must be Adelaide! I'm Alexandria."

I grimace at the use of my full name, "A. Just A." I reply with a cutting tone. I can tell by Alex's knee socks and peppy attitude she's a square. A big one at that. I don't like her.

"Oh. Well c'mon then "Just A"." Alex giggles like she's the funniest thing in the world. I roll my eyes when She says, 'Just A', but follow her inside the school of hell.

"So this is the Girls main dorms," She points to a hall adorned with doors symmetrical to each other on either side of the hall. Wait. What the fuck did she just say?

"Wait. Hold the fuck up. Dorms?" I stop her and ask abruptly. Alex frowns at my choice of words which makes me want to laugh. She must not be around people who swear. She doesn't have to worry though, I won't be here long. I plan on getting kicked out by at least tomorrow.

"Um yes. Dorms... Girls dorms are in that hall. And boys are down that hall, but were not allowed inside their rooms." Alex replies like I'm stupid.

She must be joking. There is no way I'm staying here. I must be one of those students who only comes during the day. Yeah, that must be it.

Alex strolls down the girls hall and stops at the last door on the right. Okay, she must be going in her room. I take this as my cue to leave and I'm about to walk away when Alex grips my arm. I shoot her a glare and rip my arm away.

"Where are you going? This is your room." Alex says pronouncing each syllable slowly like I can't understand. My room? Is she high?

"No. No you must be mistaken, I'm not staying here." I answer shaking my head.

"Yes you are silly. Your mother has already mailed your things. They're inside, come on." Alexandra throws the door open and practically forces me inside. Sure enough, a couple of boxes written with my name on them are piled in a corner.

"I'm going to shoot Erica. Multiple times." I mutter to myself. She told me I was just going to school here. Not fucking living here! I should've known though, my things "disappearing" were obviously her. Erica and her little plots to ship me away. I swear to god, if I ever get out of this hell, shes going to be dead.

"Whos Erica? Your mother?" Alexandra asks with that annoying voice. I want to rip her vocal cords out of that skinny neck.

"No. My step-mother. And it's none of your fucking business." I snap at her. Maybe that was a bit harsh, but I could care less about her petty feelings. Right now I just want to be left alone.

"Are you going to leave anytime soon?" I ask, trying to be as polite as possible. That's when I notice the other bed. I've got a fucking roomate. How fucking fantastic.

"No... I live in here too." Alexandra says.

"This room? That we're in right now?" I ask, still unbelievingly. Please say no, please say no, please say-

"Yes... This room. Right here." Alexandra replies pointing to the floor. She's still talking to me like I'm special. I don't know if she can piss me off anymore.

Alexandra sits down on her bed. Her side of the room is neat and tidy, not a speck of dust to be found. A poster of what looks like... Einstein is it?... Hangs on the wall. I can't say I'm surprised by the pink bedspread and rug, complete with sparkles.

Shoot. Me. Now.

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Alexandra finally leaves, thank the lord. She says something about "student council mathematical" preppy shit or something. I don't really care, as long as she's gone. She acts like there's a cucumber stuck up her pencil-skirt-clad ass.

I sigh as I throw myself on my new "bed" (it's really just a mattress on the floor right now). The mattress smells like preppyness. I grab the pillow and smash my face into, screaming. I don't really care if that's childish, I want to scream.

After taking an hour nap, I decide to finally unpack my things. I have a feeling no one is coming to get me out of this hell anytime soon.

I could probably escape. It wouldn't be that hard. I don't actually have anywhere to go if I did that though. Or money for that matter. Fuck my life.

After impatiently trying to neatly unpack my clothes, I just dump the contents of the box on my bed. Digging through the pile, I finally find some comfy items. I throw on my black Ramones tee shirt and opt for just wearing my black lacy panties and knee high socks. Pants are overrated anyway. And seeing as how I don't think Alex is going to come home from her nerd fest anytime soon I might as well.

Meanwhile, I fashion a very clever array of sheets above my mattress, complete with lights. I discover a box of Ramen Noodles hidden in Alex's stock of nasty organic shit she calls food and heat them up. I also find my laptop buried in one of my boxes. I'm watching Teen Wolf as I munch on the noodles when there's a sudden knock on the door. I jump ten feet in the air and spill my noodles all over the floor.

"Fuckkk." I yell and quickly hop off my bed. I shut my laptop close and attempt to clean up the noodles before giving up. 'I'll do that later' I tell myself. Which is probably not true because I'll most likely either fall asleep or forget before that happens.

I slide across the wood floors in my socks and throw open the door. I forget that I have little to no coordination and almost slip on the air. I seem to have also forgotten that I'm pantless.

"Um. Hi..?" In front of me stands a boy looking quite embarrassed. His cheeks are flushed as he looks me up and down. Then he seems to get ahold of himself and looks me in the eye. His eyes are a burning green, a contrast to the perfect pink of his lips. His hair is brown and quite curly. He doesn't seem to be as big of a square as Alex, but he acts like he's never seen a girl before. At least one that doesn't dress like a librarian. His lean body is clad in a plain red tee shirt and jeans. I give him points for his scuffed up white converse. This guy is certainly hot. Maybe this school won't be as bad as I think...

The stranger boy clears his throat awkwardly while I lean against the doorframe just smirking at him. "You must be Adelaide... I'm Edward." He says and sticks his hand out for me to shake. I frown slightly when he says my full name.

"Its A. Just A." I reply, but without the edge I gave Alex. I shake his hand firmly and release it.

"You wanna come in?" I ask and raise my brows slightly. Edward nods and I step away from the doorway to let him in. He purposely slides against me as he walks by and I grin. Maybe Ed isnt such a nerd. This could be interesting.

Ed stands awkwardly in the middle of the room and shoves his hands in his pockets. I walk over to the mess of noodles I made on the floor and purposely bend over slowly. I feel Ed's eyes on my ass and I smirk to myself. I scoop up the rest of the noodles and throw them in the rubbish bin.I feel Edwards eyes on me the whole time. I wash my hands and dry them with a towel before finally sitting on my bed in front of Ed.I pat the spot next to me and Ed slowly walks over and sits down.

"Um. Is Alex here...? I was supposed to drop off my study notes for her." Edward comments, avoiding my gaze. Hmm, does he have a thing for Alex?

"Oh are you dating her? And she's not here right now..." I ask.
Ed bursts into laughter at my question. I frown at him.

"No, no way. Alex is just a friend." Good to know.

"Oh so what notes are you dropping off?"

"Just physics." Ed leans back on my bed and raises a brow at all the shit covering the bed. I shrug and he chuckles lightly.

"Oh well I absolutely suck at physics." Or any or other subject that I might possibly need in life.

"I could help you? If you want." Things could certainly get interesting. I grin at him and nod my head quickly. You can stay as loooooong as you want baby.

"Cool. I'll get Alex's book I know where she keeps it." Ed stands up and rummages through Alex's desk before he pulls out a Physics Textbook. He shakes it and does a little jig. I laugh at him and he sits back down on the bed.

"Okay. I guess we'll start at the beginning." Edward begins and I already tune out.

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I watch Ed as his pretty pink lips move and his curls shake lightly. I've noticed that whenever he's thinking hard about something, he bites his hand or chews the inside of his cheek. I've been pretending I don't understand the concept he's been explaining for the past ten minutes just so I can watch him some more.

"Do you get it now? A?" Ed asks me and I decide to relieve him of his task finally and nod my head yes. Ed grins and highfives me.

"I knew you could do it. Okay just copy those down." He points to some equations and I grab my pencil. I put the lead down and start to copy them. Ed watches me as I do so and I stop for a second and look up at him through my lashes.

"You have a girlfriend Ed?" I ask innocently, then look back down at the book.

"Um.. No." Ed mumbles out and I put my pencil down. I place my hand on his thigh and look back up at him.

"You ever have a girlfriend?" I ask lowly, sliding my hand up slowly.

"N-Not really." He stutters quietly.

"You want a girlfriend?" My hand is now on his upper thigh. Ed's eyes are wide and I smirk. I lean my face right next to his, putting weight on my hand thats resting on his thigh.

"There are many benefits to having a girlfriend, Ed." I whisper in his ear then bite it softly. Ed stays still. Hmm.

I smash my lips onto his and finally he responds. We move our lips together. I let my hand falls onto his crotch and put some weight on it. I press my hand against him, rubbing and Edward gasps. I take the opportunity to slide my tongue into his mouth and massage his. Ed wrestles his Tongue with mine while I'm still rubbing him. He's so hard it must hurt. I grin against his mouth and pull away. I fiddle with the hem of his shirt before Ed rips it off himself. I grin at the sight of his toned chest.

I position him to sit on the edge of the bed and he complies. I slip onto the floor between his legs and unzip his pants slowly. Ed looks like hes about to protest but I place a finger on his lips to shush him.

I successfully slip Ed's pants and discover his black boxers. I grin and slide those off too. Holy shit, he's huge. I'm a little wary of this now, how am I supposed to fit that in my mouth?

I push my doubts to the back of my mind and wrap my hand around his length. Ed groans and bucks his hips. I'm almost tempted to laugh, I barely touched him. I pump my hand up and down before sliding my lips around his tip. I swirl my Tongue around him and suck.

Ed gasps, "Fuckk, A." He curses. I'm surprised at his words, he doesn't seem like the type to swear. I like it, though.

I continue to suck and swirl around him. Ed grips my hair with his hands and thrusts into my mouth. I know he's close when I feel him at the back of my throat. I know Ed knows too because he starts to pull away from me. I stop him and lick a hot stripe up his length. Ed curses again and I take the opportunity to slip my mouth back around him. I swallow with him in my mouth and thats when he comes.

"Jesus Christ." Ed gasps as I swallow the come. Ed pulls his boxers back up. He flops back down on my bed and screws his eyes closed.

I hop onto his waist, straddling him and smile. Edward opens his eyes and laughs at me. I giggle back which is so not like me. Oh god, I'm going soft.

"That was..." Ed begins and I finish for him, "Amazing, I know, I know." I smile cheekily and he rolls his eyes.

"Someones a bit cocky." Ed comments and it's my turn to roll my eyes.

"And you have a big cock. Both true facts." I lean down and kiss him. Ed smiles against my lips and I peck his nose. Normally I wouldn't be doing this cutesy shit but Ed just makes me go all fuzzy or whatever inside. It's weird. My type is the bad boy, the trouble maker. I don't usually go for the smart nerdy kind, but Ed is just so damn cute.

I guess we kind of just got caught up in kissing that we didn't hear the door open. Or the really annoying high-pitched gasp. Or the sound of a purse clattering onto the floor. We did hear the scream though. It'd be hard not to.

"OHMYGOD!" Alex screams from the front door. Ed sat up immediately and slammed his head against mine. We both groan from the pain and I unstraddle him, holding a hand to my head where we collided.

We collect ourselves together quickly and stand up. Alex is standing there with her jaw hanging. I want to snicker at how dumb she looks, but I refrain.

Ed quickly throws on his pants while I just stand there. I'm sure it must look pretty bad to her; with Ed shirtless and jut recently pantless and me also pantless. But really, she should just deal with it. I mean standing there like a retard is kind of stupid. Besides, Ed is just her friend and I'm not her friend, quite the opposite really.

Finally Alex pulls herself together. Or so I thought. "ED HOW COULD YOU?!?" She screams and bursts into tears. Um... Am I missing something?

"Alex, its not even what it looks like." Ed tells her, but it sounds unconvincing even to me. It's exactly what it looks like.

"I can't even believe this! You are the last person I would expect to cheat on me Ed! Espescially with that slut." Alex cries. Ouch. Okay, I know I was mean but damn. I, A Johnson, do call war upon Alexandra whatever-her-last-name-is.

Then something hits me. "Cheat on you...? Ed I thought you said you were just friends..."

"Seriously?!? I'm done here." Alex waddles out of the room and I laugh a little. Thats right, bitch.

"Alex... Wait..." Ed calls half-heartedly. Then he shrugs and turns to me. "So I might have lied a bit..."

"How long have you been dating...that?" I ask with a scowl. I feel bad for poor Eddie, no one should have to endure Alex. I've only known her for an hour or two myself and I want to set myself on fire whenever I see her.

"About three months.." Ed replies and I give him an apolegetic look. "She's not even half-bad once you get to know her. She just a bit, well..."

"Uptight?" I answer for him. He nods. "Annoying? High-pitched? Bratty? Preppy? A square? Bitchy? S-" I keep adding until Ed puts a finger to my lips.

"She just misunderstood, I guess." Ed says and runs his hands through his hair. His curls are all in disarray, I can't help but think that makes him look sexier.

"Misunderstood? No, I'm pretty sure I understand her. Shes a rich bitch whos used to getting what she wants when she wants it." I scoff. I've seen her type before. They dont know what pain is. And if Alex thinks that her little boyfriend cheating on her is the end of the world then she better think again.

"Yeah, I guess she is...." Ed mumbles.

"Then why are you dating her?"

"Her parents and mine are bestfriends. They kept telling me to "ask her out, you know you like each other," then they kept pressuring me so I guess I just did it to shut them up. However I didn't know that Alex has been fucking obsessed with me since we were 5. I guess I just don't have the heart to break up with her." Edward sighs and sits down on my bed, "I have to go get her back though..."

"Why? She's fucking annoying. And a bit hippy if you know what I mean." I say and sit down next to him, nudging him with my elbow. I'm right, Alex has a weirdly shaped body. Her face is pretty, sure, but shes a little flat-chested twig on top and all big hips and thighs on bottom.

"Yeah, but I know she'll go bitch to our parents all about my little cheating and then...yeah, it just won't be good." Ed sighs and runs his hands through his hair. We sit back down on my "bed" and I just look at him.

"What?" He asks, a smirk on his lips.

"Why did you lie to me? About..her..." It's not that I'm jealous, just curious.

"Because I like you," Edward states matter-of-factly as he shrugs his shoulders, "And I knew I wouldn't have gotten a blowjob if I told you I was dating Alex." Ed grins cheekily at the last part and winks. I roll my eyes and shove him on the shoulder.

"For such a nerd, you are one cocky bastard."

Notes

Weyheeeyyy! I really shouldn'nt be making a new story because I haven't updated my other ones in forever but what fucking ever. I've always wanted to write a styles twins fanfic so I am. Yep...anyways, hope you like it, comment, vote, please with a louis on top!

It makes my soul sing when people comment. :)

Oh heres A's side of the room if you wanna see. If she ever gets around to decorating it that is,
oh and I'll add characters and such laterr like tomorrow. Also, if anyone wants to make me a cover....No? Okay...But if you do I will love you forever. Baaiiii