"Aye you bitch come here!" Zayn yelled "What the eff don't call me a bitch I prefer slutbag." you said. "Bitch why you always gotta catch a effing attitude and shit it's getting on my last goddamn nerve." he said back "wanna fight??" you spat at him. Suddenly you were in hand to hand combat. HE hit you the face with your pet cat Clio you scratched you in the eyeball. You threw you dinning room table at him which he reflected off of him with his beatimous jawline. Zayn then took a baseball bat and hit you in the heads repeatedly until you died. Little did he know you weren't and you got up and choked hime to death. "That's right bitch can't fuck with Campon.' as you spit into his face. And then you ran off into the sunset with Selena Gomez which you later became lesbian lovers and never looked back at your irrelevant life ever again. You lived happily as a ratchet ass bitch forever.

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