Spying -Louis Tomlinson Fanfic-
What part of secret squirrel don't you understand?! -Louis' POV-
-Louis’ POV-
“Louis! You in troubleeeeee” Niall laughed as he handed me the phone. I glared at him and picked up the phone “WHAT PART OF SECRET SQUIRREL DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!” Tyler’s voice rang through the phone. I cringed and looked at the boys, they were all staring at me with confusion so I went into the kitchen.
“I’m sorry Tyler! I kinda got to into spy mode and tried to tumble across her lawn… and of course she had to see me…” I chuckled at the memory. “Louis, this is not funny! If you cant take this seriously then we are going to have to assign someone else” Tyler said seriously. I sighed and rubbed my temple.
“Ok, sorry. WAIT! I have an idea” I said evilly into the phone. I heard Tyler groan, he knew my plans were crazy. “Hurry up Louis, what is it” He asked suspiciously. “Well, wouldn’t it be easier to spy on her if I got to know her?” I asked rhetorically “Yes bu-“ Tyler started but I cut him off “Exactly, so I will get to know her and wont get in trouble with the police for being a creeper!” I said excitedly. I heard Tyler sigh loudly “Fine. But its your funeral if anything goes wrong” and he hung up.
I put the phone on the table and walked into the lounge room where the boys were staring at me with the ‘explain yourself peasant’ look.
“So… whats up with ‘secret squirrel’” Zayn asked curiously. “Well I asked Tyler if I could go out and he said only if I could be secret squirrel so I wouldn’t get mobbed… lets just say me and secret squirrel do not mix” I lied quickly, but it sounds like something I would do so they boys obviously believed me when they started laughing. “Oh Lou, only you would do that” Liam chuckled shaking his head.
I stuck my tongue out at him and said goodnight to the boys considering it was nearly 12:00am and I needed to get up early to ‘meet’ Erin.
“Night Lads” I yelled as I walked up the stairs to my room.
I got into my Pj’s and brushed my teeth before hoping into bed and slowly drifting off to sleep.
Next morning
My alarm clock went off and I groaned. I sat up and did a series of stretches that looked like I was being possessed and went to the bathroom to brush my teeth. I then went to my wardrobe and picked out today’s outfit and got changed.
I pulled my high-tops on and grabbed my keys and phone and walked out quietly considering all the boys would be asleep. I wrote a quick message saying ill be home later and left.
I knew Erin and Nancy would be at Starbucks so that was my first stop. I got out of my car and quickly searched for them, I saw Erin sit down and I smiled to myself “Perfect” I whispered, I entered the store looking down so no one would notice me and walked towards the far booth.
“Excuse me, is this seat taken?” I asked, looking up. Erin looked at me in shock. She slowly shook her head and I sat down with a cheeky smile “Hi, I’m Louis. And you are?” I asked normally. “I- I’m Erin and uh, I know who you are” She said blushing. “Really? You like 1D then?” I asked, I knew the answer to that. “Of course their my favourite band!” She said excitedly. “Who’s your favourite?” I asked with a knowing look. I also knew that “Um. You” She said quietly. “Awesomeeeeee” I said happily and held out my hand for her to high five.
She laughed and high fived me, a quick spark shot through my hand when she made contact and I looked at her strangely. She had the same expression so she must of felt it to.
I shook it off and went to speak but instead a female voice spoke “Erin, who’s this?” She asked that was obviously Nancy.
“Do not faint, scream, cry or jump on him… its Louis Tomlinson” She said and then whispered my name at the end. I love the way she said my name… Wait what?! Where did that come from…
“Not funny Erin” She said slightly angry. “Hello” I said, laughing and turned my face to her. Nancy mouth fell open and looked to Erin “Y- You were serious?!” She whispered yelled. “Why would I lie about that?!” She asked sarcastically. “Wow... Ok...” She said and sat next to Erin. “So what brings you to our old Starbucks?” Erin asked curiously. “Well I was bored and the lads weren’t doing anything fun so I thought I would go on a little trip” I said. “Actually, would you guys like to meet the boys? I am sure they would love some visitors!” I said happily, proud of my plan “Would we like to?! OF COURSE WE WOULD!” Nancy shouted. “Hun, you cant do that when we see them!” Erin laughed.
Nancy nodded and we all stood up. “Were off to see the 1D boys, the wonderful 1D boys of… 1D?” I sang and we all ran out of the building. “Just follow my car and we’ll be there in no time” I said and got in my car.
Erin got in her car and we started driving. About 5 minutes later we got there and we all pulled up at the large house. I got out and watch Erin and Nancy stare at the house. “It’s nicer inside” I joke, Erin rolls her eyes playful and Nancy squealed.
We all walked through the door and I whispered to the girls “Get in the broom cupboard and when I say ‘I have something to show you, jump out and scream. Trust me this will be hilarious!” I laugh quietly. Erin nodded with an evil smirk and Nancy was already in the cupboard.
They got in and shut the door, but not fully shut. “OI LADS!” I yelled, suddenly all four of them where shoving each other through the door. “Where so bored Louissssss” Harry whined “Well I have something to show you” I said loudly. And on cue the girls burst out of the cupboard screaming their heads off.
The boys screamed like little girls, Niall jumped into Liam’s arms and fell onto the floor, Zayn smashed into the wall and a painting nearly fell on his head and Harry was in the fatal position rocking back and forth on the floor.
Erin, Nancy and I were laughing so hard we had to lean on each other for support, Erin let go off me and fell on the floor laughing her ass off while little tears rolled down her cheeks. Nancy clutched her stomach and kept laughing and I had to wipe all the tears from my eyes.
After probably 7 minutes we finally calmed down enough to talk. “I can feel my abs coming on” Erin giggled as she stood up. I chuckled and looked at the boys. “Very jumpy this evening boys” I smiled.
“WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!” They all screamed at the same time “I think I had a heart attack” Niall whimpered. “Awwwww” Erin yelled and ran over to Niall. “I’m sorry” She cooed and tackled Niall into a bear hug. Niall smiled happily and hugged her back.
Strangely that made me feel something I haven’t felt in a long time… I cant put my finger on it but I certainly didn’t like it. “Erin, he’s a big boy. He’ll be fine” I said. She let go and hugged all the other boys. “Hi, I’m Erin and that’s Nancy” She said and pointed to Nancy waved and hugged all the boys too. “Louis said you guys would be bored so he brought us over to have some fun!” She smiled. “And from that entrance, I’m sure you guys are loads of fun!” Zayn laughed.
“You don’t even know the half of it” Erin and Nancy said together with evil smirks. The boys and I looked at each other worriedly, the girls both then cracked up again.
“You should of seen your faces!” Nancy laughed. “Ha-ha” Harry said sarcastically. “Did we scare you Hazza” Erin said in a baby voice. “LOUIS! Control your new girl” Harry yelled.
“Oh hunny, I have a boyfriend” Erin said “Shoot, which reminds me I need to call him” she said and pulled out her phone and quickly dialed her boyfriend’s number.
“Hey Leo” she said “Um.. do you really wanna know?” she asked “Ok, well you asked for it. I’m at One Direction’s house!” She said happily “You don’t believe me… well you should come over then” she said hotly, obviously he doesn’t believe her. “Can Leo come over so he believes me?” She asks us, putting her hand over the speaker. We all nod and she goes back “Yep, you can ill text you the address. Ok, yep, totally, uh huh. Bye” She said.
“Thanks guys” She said “Can you put your address in?” She asked me, handing her phone to me “Sure” I made a new contact and put my number and our address in. “Here guys, put ya numbers in” I said as I threw the phone to Niall, he happily put his number in and passed it around.
Erin and Nancy looked at each other with wide eyes. “Um… do you have a spare room or something? We need to have a quick chat” Nancy said to Zayn. “Yeah, upstairs to the right” He said smiling.
I haven’t seen him that happy since He and perrie broke up (I LOVE ZERRIE! ZERRIE SHIPPER ALL THE WAY PUT IT JUST GOES WITH THE STORY, ILY ZERRIE) She smiled and they ran upstairs.
“Oooh” I said laughing. “Shut up” He said rolling his eyes. Suddenly screaming echoed down the stairs. “What the?” Liam asked looking up the stairs.
We heard lots of screaming like “I cant believe its one direction” “You have their numbers. Send them to me” “Why are we so lucky” “We are never leaving” etc. etc.
The boys and I cracked up laughing, but composed ourselves when they walked down the stairs. “You might have wanted to close the door love” I laughed slightly when Erin stood next to me.
She blushed slightly and shrugged her shoulders. “Oh! I need to text Leo” She said, remembering. I handed her, her phone and she scrolled through her next contacts that had all of us in it. She smiled brightly and sent the address to Leo.
“Nancy, where’s your phone. Can’t leave you out can we” Harry said, with a cheeky grin.
Zayn growled lowly, but luckily no one heard him besides me.
Someone’s jealous. I’ll be having a chat to Mr. Malik when the girls leave.
Nancy shakily handed her phone to Liam who was closest and we all put our numbers in.
Suddenly the doorbell rang and I went to go and get it. I opened the door and I recognized it was Leo. “Erinnnnn” I shouted. She came running to the door and smirked and Leo.
“Is this enough proof?” She asked innocently. He rolled his eyes “Sorry for not believing you” He said “That’s what I thought” Erin said then turned around. “Um… Would you like to come in?” I questioned. “Yes please” He said, slightly pushing me out of the way.
“Alrighty then” I said under my breath and shut the door. Leo had his arm around Erin’s waist and I rolled my eyes.
“Let’s go sit in the lounge room” Zayn suggested. We all nodded in agreement and walked into the lounge room. We all sat down and there was no room for the girls. Leo grabbed Erin and placed her on his lap and I snorted lightly. “Nancy would you like to sit?” Zayn asked. She nodded and smiled. He went to stand up but before he could she gently sat down on his lap.
He looked at her surprised and slightly shrugged.
This is going to be interesting….
*** I AM A LEGEND!”***
Two chapters in one days. YAYYYYYY
So this chapter is 2000+ words, and all done to listening to 1D. so thank you 1D you officially helped me write a chapter about yourself. Bravo!
Erin xx
“Louis! You in troubleeeeee” Niall laughed as he handed me the phone. I glared at him and picked up the phone “WHAT PART OF SECRET SQUIRREL DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!” Tyler’s voice rang through the phone. I cringed and looked at the boys, they were all staring at me with confusion so I went into the kitchen.
“I’m sorry Tyler! I kinda got to into spy mode and tried to tumble across her lawn… and of course she had to see me…” I chuckled at the memory. “Louis, this is not funny! If you cant take this seriously then we are going to have to assign someone else” Tyler said seriously. I sighed and rubbed my temple.
“Ok, sorry. WAIT! I have an idea” I said evilly into the phone. I heard Tyler groan, he knew my plans were crazy. “Hurry up Louis, what is it” He asked suspiciously. “Well, wouldn’t it be easier to spy on her if I got to know her?” I asked rhetorically “Yes bu-“ Tyler started but I cut him off “Exactly, so I will get to know her and wont get in trouble with the police for being a creeper!” I said excitedly. I heard Tyler sigh loudly “Fine. But its your funeral if anything goes wrong” and he hung up.
I put the phone on the table and walked into the lounge room where the boys were staring at me with the ‘explain yourself peasant’ look.
“So… whats up with ‘secret squirrel’” Zayn asked curiously. “Well I asked Tyler if I could go out and he said only if I could be secret squirrel so I wouldn’t get mobbed… lets just say me and secret squirrel do not mix” I lied quickly, but it sounds like something I would do so they boys obviously believed me when they started laughing. “Oh Lou, only you would do that” Liam chuckled shaking his head.
I stuck my tongue out at him and said goodnight to the boys considering it was nearly 12:00am and I needed to get up early to ‘meet’ Erin.
“Night Lads” I yelled as I walked up the stairs to my room.
I got into my Pj’s and brushed my teeth before hoping into bed and slowly drifting off to sleep.
Next morning
My alarm clock went off and I groaned. I sat up and did a series of stretches that looked like I was being possessed and went to the bathroom to brush my teeth. I then went to my wardrobe and picked out today’s outfit and got changed.
I pulled my high-tops on and grabbed my keys and phone and walked out quietly considering all the boys would be asleep. I wrote a quick message saying ill be home later and left.
I knew Erin and Nancy would be at Starbucks so that was my first stop. I got out of my car and quickly searched for them, I saw Erin sit down and I smiled to myself “Perfect” I whispered, I entered the store looking down so no one would notice me and walked towards the far booth.
“Excuse me, is this seat taken?” I asked, looking up. Erin looked at me in shock. She slowly shook her head and I sat down with a cheeky smile “Hi, I’m Louis. And you are?” I asked normally. “I- I’m Erin and uh, I know who you are” She said blushing. “Really? You like 1D then?” I asked, I knew the answer to that. “Of course their my favourite band!” She said excitedly. “Who’s your favourite?” I asked with a knowing look. I also knew that “Um. You” She said quietly. “Awesomeeeeee” I said happily and held out my hand for her to high five.
She laughed and high fived me, a quick spark shot through my hand when she made contact and I looked at her strangely. She had the same expression so she must of felt it to.
I shook it off and went to speak but instead a female voice spoke “Erin, who’s this?” She asked that was obviously Nancy.
“Do not faint, scream, cry or jump on him… its Louis Tomlinson” She said and then whispered my name at the end. I love the way she said my name… Wait what?! Where did that come from…
“Not funny Erin” She said slightly angry. “Hello” I said, laughing and turned my face to her. Nancy mouth fell open and looked to Erin “Y- You were serious?!” She whispered yelled. “Why would I lie about that?!” She asked sarcastically. “Wow... Ok...” She said and sat next to Erin. “So what brings you to our old Starbucks?” Erin asked curiously. “Well I was bored and the lads weren’t doing anything fun so I thought I would go on a little trip” I said. “Actually, would you guys like to meet the boys? I am sure they would love some visitors!” I said happily, proud of my plan “Would we like to?! OF COURSE WE WOULD!” Nancy shouted. “Hun, you cant do that when we see them!” Erin laughed.
Nancy nodded and we all stood up. “Were off to see the 1D boys, the wonderful 1D boys of… 1D?” I sang and we all ran out of the building. “Just follow my car and we’ll be there in no time” I said and got in my car.
Erin got in her car and we started driving. About 5 minutes later we got there and we all pulled up at the large house. I got out and watch Erin and Nancy stare at the house. “It’s nicer inside” I joke, Erin rolls her eyes playful and Nancy squealed.
We all walked through the door and I whispered to the girls “Get in the broom cupboard and when I say ‘I have something to show you, jump out and scream. Trust me this will be hilarious!” I laugh quietly. Erin nodded with an evil smirk and Nancy was already in the cupboard.
They got in and shut the door, but not fully shut. “OI LADS!” I yelled, suddenly all four of them where shoving each other through the door. “Where so bored Louissssss” Harry whined “Well I have something to show you” I said loudly. And on cue the girls burst out of the cupboard screaming their heads off.
The boys screamed like little girls, Niall jumped into Liam’s arms and fell onto the floor, Zayn smashed into the wall and a painting nearly fell on his head and Harry was in the fatal position rocking back and forth on the floor.
Erin, Nancy and I were laughing so hard we had to lean on each other for support, Erin let go off me and fell on the floor laughing her ass off while little tears rolled down her cheeks. Nancy clutched her stomach and kept laughing and I had to wipe all the tears from my eyes.
After probably 7 minutes we finally calmed down enough to talk. “I can feel my abs coming on” Erin giggled as she stood up. I chuckled and looked at the boys. “Very jumpy this evening boys” I smiled.
“WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!” They all screamed at the same time “I think I had a heart attack” Niall whimpered. “Awwwww” Erin yelled and ran over to Niall. “I’m sorry” She cooed and tackled Niall into a bear hug. Niall smiled happily and hugged her back.
Strangely that made me feel something I haven’t felt in a long time… I cant put my finger on it but I certainly didn’t like it. “Erin, he’s a big boy. He’ll be fine” I said. She let go and hugged all the other boys. “Hi, I’m Erin and that’s Nancy” She said and pointed to Nancy waved and hugged all the boys too. “Louis said you guys would be bored so he brought us over to have some fun!” She smiled. “And from that entrance, I’m sure you guys are loads of fun!” Zayn laughed.
“You don’t even know the half of it” Erin and Nancy said together with evil smirks. The boys and I looked at each other worriedly, the girls both then cracked up again.
“You should of seen your faces!” Nancy laughed. “Ha-ha” Harry said sarcastically. “Did we scare you Hazza” Erin said in a baby voice. “LOUIS! Control your new girl” Harry yelled.
“Oh hunny, I have a boyfriend” Erin said “Shoot, which reminds me I need to call him” she said and pulled out her phone and quickly dialed her boyfriend’s number.
“Hey Leo” she said “Um.. do you really wanna know?” she asked “Ok, well you asked for it. I’m at One Direction’s house!” She said happily “You don’t believe me… well you should come over then” she said hotly, obviously he doesn’t believe her. “Can Leo come over so he believes me?” She asks us, putting her hand over the speaker. We all nod and she goes back “Yep, you can ill text you the address. Ok, yep, totally, uh huh. Bye” She said.
“Thanks guys” She said “Can you put your address in?” She asked me, handing her phone to me “Sure” I made a new contact and put my number and our address in. “Here guys, put ya numbers in” I said as I threw the phone to Niall, he happily put his number in and passed it around.
Erin and Nancy looked at each other with wide eyes. “Um… do you have a spare room or something? We need to have a quick chat” Nancy said to Zayn. “Yeah, upstairs to the right” He said smiling.
I haven’t seen him that happy since He and perrie broke up (I LOVE ZERRIE! ZERRIE SHIPPER ALL THE WAY PUT IT JUST GOES WITH THE STORY, ILY ZERRIE) She smiled and they ran upstairs.
“Oooh” I said laughing. “Shut up” He said rolling his eyes. Suddenly screaming echoed down the stairs. “What the?” Liam asked looking up the stairs.
We heard lots of screaming like “I cant believe its one direction” “You have their numbers. Send them to me” “Why are we so lucky” “We are never leaving” etc. etc.
The boys and I cracked up laughing, but composed ourselves when they walked down the stairs. “You might have wanted to close the door love” I laughed slightly when Erin stood next to me.
She blushed slightly and shrugged her shoulders. “Oh! I need to text Leo” She said, remembering. I handed her, her phone and she scrolled through her next contacts that had all of us in it. She smiled brightly and sent the address to Leo.
“Nancy, where’s your phone. Can’t leave you out can we” Harry said, with a cheeky grin.
Zayn growled lowly, but luckily no one heard him besides me.
Someone’s jealous. I’ll be having a chat to Mr. Malik when the girls leave.
Nancy shakily handed her phone to Liam who was closest and we all put our numbers in.
Suddenly the doorbell rang and I went to go and get it. I opened the door and I recognized it was Leo. “Erinnnnn” I shouted. She came running to the door and smirked and Leo.
“Is this enough proof?” She asked innocently. He rolled his eyes “Sorry for not believing you” He said “That’s what I thought” Erin said then turned around. “Um… Would you like to come in?” I questioned. “Yes please” He said, slightly pushing me out of the way.
“Alrighty then” I said under my breath and shut the door. Leo had his arm around Erin’s waist and I rolled my eyes.
“Let’s go sit in the lounge room” Zayn suggested. We all nodded in agreement and walked into the lounge room. We all sat down and there was no room for the girls. Leo grabbed Erin and placed her on his lap and I snorted lightly. “Nancy would you like to sit?” Zayn asked. She nodded and smiled. He went to stand up but before he could she gently sat down on his lap.
He looked at her surprised and slightly shrugged.
This is going to be interesting….
*** I AM A LEGEND!”***
Two chapters in one days. YAYYYYYY
So this chapter is 2000+ words, and all done to listening to 1D. so thank you 1D you officially helped me write a chapter about yourself. Bravo!
Don’t forget to Vote, Comment and subscribe if you enjoyed this chapter! Personally this is my favourite so far, what do you think? Which is your favourite so far?
Love you guys so much and ill update soon :D
P.S. I AM GOING TO ONE DIRECTION CONCERT TOMORROW NIGHT!!! ME AND MY BESTIES ARE GOING TO SEE THEM AS WELL AS 5SOS. TOO MANY FEELS I AM LEGIT LYING ON THE FLOOR CRYING RIGHT NOW!!!! I CAN’T RIGHT NOW!!1!1!! OMG I SERIOUSLY CANT HAND THIS SHIZ RIGHT NOW!!
Erin xx
Notes
*** I AM A LEGEND!”***Two chapters in one days. YAYYYYYY
So this chapter is 2000+ words, and all done to listening to 1D. so thank you 1D you officially helped me write a chapter about yourself. Bravo!
Don’t forget to Vote, Comment and subscribe if you enjoyed this chapter! Personally this is my favourite so far, what do you think? Which is your favourite so far?
Love you guys so much and ill update soon :D
P.S. I AM GOING TO ONE DIRECTION CONCERT TOMORROW NIGHT!!! ME AND MY BESTIES ARE GOING TO SEE THEM AS WELL AS 5SOS. TOO MANY FEELS I AM LEGIT LYING ON THE FLOOR CRYING RIGHT NOW!!!! I CAN’T RIGHT NOW!!1!1!! OMG I SERIOUSLY CANT HAND THIS SHIZ RIGHT NOW!!
Anywayyyyyyyy ily all and i'll update ASAP
10/4/13