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She's Having Their Baby

Every Cliche He Could Think Of

"Fellas, a word please?" Harry said motioning the guys out into the hallway,leaving Kat sitting on the bed.
"Okay,before any of you try to bitch or plead her case, I have a proposal for you."
Louis looked at Harry with a smirk,"I think I may like this idea, go on."
"I can only speak for myself but I know I don't want to lose her, with or without that stupid contract. There's only one way we can achieve that and that's if one of us end up with her as our wife. She could be like Wifey Direction and belong to all of us. I know you guys may not agree and most likely this will go against some morals you have. I really feel like we have no other options, she's going to run one day."
"I thought you were going to say we should go all fan fiction on her and kidnap her and be mean until she loves us.", Liam said, grinning at Harry.
"Let's call that Plan B. Either way, we don't let her run away. Agreed?"
"Agreed!",came the other four voices
"So, I say each of us gets a date night with her. Take the time to get to know her, but not too much time, we only have a few months before the kids are born so this has to be a done deal before then. If she chooses to go home, that's the end of it."
"Can I just say, this does sound like fan fiction plan, Haz. Can we just do the cliche stuff?",Louis giggled and ran back into Kat's room. "
When he walked in , she was sound asleep. Being pregnant must be hard work. Poor girl was exhausted.
One Direction's biggest fan sat in front of her TV,replaying the last episode of the boys show. One part showed Louis hugging Kat from the back. It made the crazy woman scream.
"Oh, the feels. Why does that bitch get to live with them."
The crazy woman loaded her gun while laughing hysterically. She pointed the gun at the TV and shot out the screen.
"No one hugs my Louis. Kat,I'm gonna gut you!"
Dr. Smythe sat in his office, still trying to comprehend what his nurse had done.He had to inform Katrina and One Direction. Maybe he could just call one of the guys and tell them there had been a mix-up with another patient. A computer error perhaps. His credibility would be shot if word got out about his secretary but he was legally bound to inform the authorities and his patient. Kat first, That would be easiest. Which guy should he call, though? Seemed Payne was the responsible one out of the five guys. He'd ring him up.
Liam was laying back on the bed, fantasizing about his dream date with Kat. He secretly wanted to win her for himself. He could actually see a future with her,raising the children. He was deep in thought when his phone rang. He saw the doctor's office calling and answered straight away.
"Yes, Doctor. Is there a problem?"
"Actually, yes. Seems we had a errm computer mix up, Kat is still pregnant with just twins. Im terribly sorry about the awkward situation you all were placed in by being misinformed by my office."
The wheels in LIam's mind began to turn. How could he work this to his advantage? Then he knew just what to do.
"Thank-you Doctor. It's actually a bit of a relief to be honest. Thank-you for letting is know.I'll inform Kat.",Liam smiled into the phone as he hung up.
It's was now or never. He could do this. It was what was best for everyone really. He just hoped they didn't see through his lie or ask questions later.
"Guy's the doctor just called me. Seems there was a bit of a mix-up. Kat is only carrying twins,not quints. He believes one child to be mine and the other to be Louis'"
Harry,Niall and Zayn all looked at the ground sadly. Harry and Zayn really wanted to be the dad. Zayn went to his room heartbroken while Harry stood there crying.
"Hey, I thought we wouldn't get to know who the real dad was in case Kat left. That's what Sam said,remember?",Niall said out of the blue.
"Errm, he changed his mind?",LIam said trying to cover Niall's mouth with his hand.
"I say I go call him back and see what he has to say." Harry said growing angry suddenly. He just had a feeling something was off about all of this.
"No, no. No need to bother him, He umm,had to go see to a patient."
"Liam,I'm going to get to the bottom of this. Trust that!" Harry yelled,walking to Kat's room and slamming the door.
Kat stirred in her sleep but didn't wake as Harry laid down next to her.,"Shh,baby girl, I just need to hold someone right now. Sleep,babe, just sleep."
He raised her shirt just a bit and traced his fingers over her belly. He didn't care what Liam said, he felt a connection to these children and no matter how badly Liam wanted kids, Harry felt like they should be his.
Louis sat in his room, not sure if he should laugh or cry. Liam said the kids were theirs but he saw that weird look on Liam's face. He wasn't sure what to believe anymore. He decided that the only way he would feel right would be to call the doctor himself. So he did. What he learned shocked him.Larry Stylinson was having twins.He had to tell Harry. When he walked into her room he was in for a big surprise.
Kat tossed and turned in her sleep, too hot. She was having a dream and moaned a little,"Oh, Louis, yes,yes."
Harry lifted his head and looked at Louis then her, amused before whispering,"Harry's here ,too,love."
"Yes,god,yes, give it to me hard,Harry. That's right, kiss me all over, Liam."
Harry chuckled. Maybe Kat wasn't as innocent as he thought. He had to get the lads in here so he took out his phone and texted Zayn telling him Kat was having an orgy dream.
Niall and Zayn came in just as Kat got loud,"Hell yeah, Niall, who's my naughty leprechaun?"
Niall's face turned redder than a cherry and Zayn let out a snort. Kat rolled out of Harry's arms and onto her stomach,"Ohh, come here Zayn, my bronze god. Louis, do me from the back, All of you, do whatever you want to with me."
The guys all looked at each other and grinned,"Should we wake up her before she says something she may regret?",Niall asked, his face flushed,all the way to his chest
I truly think we're past that point.",Louis laughed,stomping his foot.
Harry laughed and shook her.She barely opened her eyes before tugging him by his shirt and crashing her lips into his,"Kiss me,you cuppycake."
Harry pushed her back a little,"Sorry, Dorothy, you're not in Kansas anymore."
"I was dreaming and, why are you all in here?"
"To watch the show,Kat. Thanks babe, you were superb.",Zayn said pinching her cheek.
Kat jumped up off the bed armed with a pillow, "Prepare to die!"
"What's wrong, love? You don't want your bronze god to give it to you anymore."
"I hate all of you!"
"I think we love you even more, you're a naughty girl when you sleep." Niall snickered.
"I call dibs on sleeping with her tonight!".Louis yelled."Hey, Haz, can I talk to you for a minute?"
"Sup' Lou?"
"I called the doctor back in my room. Larry Stylinson is having twins,Harry"
The world began to spin in front of Harry and his knees hit the floor with a loud thud. He knew it, he knew it all along. He was a daddy.That was his last thought before the world fell away and darkness took over him.
"What's wrong with him,Lou?"
"I think he ate too much of your candy,Kat."
"You guys faint more than any girl I know."
"Hey,guys, let's go watch the show tonight. I love how they do those montage's. I'll make popcorn.", Niall happily shouted."Come on Kat, your naughty leprechaun will give it to you."
"Shut it,Horan!"
Sam was waiting for her editor to finish the final cut of tonight's episode."Are you sure it looks like he punched her?"
"Yup, I'm good at what I do."
"Great, people think the camera never lies."
Forty-five million people including Kat and the boys watched as Liam's fist came in contact with Kat's flinching face as he yelled at her. They were all stunned. Especially LIam.
"Wait, guys, that never happened! I would never hit her!"
"The camera never lies,Li!",Harry said,towering over him with balled up fists.
Sam sat watching the guys reaction. Another media masterpiece. Sam was on op of the world.

Comments

OMFG PLZ UPDATE IM DYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYING GAH THE FEELS

Zayny4Zayn Zayny4Zayn
12/15/13
Update please
mickaluna26 mickaluna26
11/16/13
Update
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11/2/13
So when are you going to update
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9/22/13
I'm dieing