Harry, Niall, Liam, Louis and Zayn all sat in a back room with a two-way mirror. Niall had his face pressed close to the glass even though the contestants hadn't even been allowed in the building yet.

"Niall, what are you doing?"

"Just seeing if any of the contestants meet the criteria to be my princess, Liam."

Louis yawned, shaking his head. This was going to be a terribly long day. He looked over at Harry who nodded silently. It was like they could read each other's minds. They had given Uncle Si their stipulation list last night and he seemed to agree with it. It wasn't much, just a few simple requests, no blondes, no implants and no one who resembled any of the ex-girlfriends.

"I still don't know why you guys said no implants, what if we need flotation devices on the island." Harry said with a chuckle.

"Harry, seriously?"

"Liam, lighten up. We can't be so serious all the time."

Louis leaned forward in his seat and tapped Harry on the shoulder,” and what would you do if the implant popped, hmm. No doctors on the island remember."
All five of them laughed and looked back at the window. What was taking so long to let the ladies in.

Izzy and Kelsea stood in the long line surrounded by a bunch of Amanda Bynes look-alikes and a few Kim Kardashian wannabes. They had gone last night and got facials and body waxes so that they would look their best. Their held the head shots they had gotten done last year. Neither of them had money to get them done again.

There seemed to be a desk at the front of the line with some guy asking each girl a few questions and sending them on their way. Kelsea gave Izzy a worried look as they got closer to the front. No one was making it through the doors. That guy had sent away at least two hundred girls all ready. They got closer and heard the questions the guy was asking.

"Are you a fan of 'One Direction'? Are those natural breasts? Do you have survival skills? "
The girl said she loved 'One Direction' and was immediately shooed away.

"Kels, who's 'One Direction'?"

"No Idea Izz."

The man poked his head around the girl standing in front of him.

"You, both of you, come here , right now"

Kels and Izz gave each other an oh no he didn't look and stepped forward.

"Do you know who I am, girls?"

"Some old guy who doesn't like 'One Direction' or breast implants?"

Kelsea elbowed Izzy in the ribs. As much as Kelsea loved Izzy, the girl had no brain to mouth filter and would say whatever. He was going to send them away for sure. He looked them both up and down before standing, “Follow me, please, girls."

They shrugged and followed him, listening to the girls behind them bitch about it not being fair.

The man waved his hand to a security guard and told the guy to send the rest of the candidates away.

"Girls, I have good news for you. I think you are perfect for my newest venture. I think you are going to enjoy your time on Lust Island."

Izz and Kelsea looked at each other and Izzy mouthed, “Lust Island?"

"If you'll please wait in here, I need to go speak with my colleagues."

A few minutes later and woman walked in wearing surgical gloves. "I'm sorry for this but I have been told to make sure neither of you have been surgically enhanced."

Kelsea and Izzy shrugged and took their tops off, not knowing that behind the mirror sat the old man and 5 horny boys. The woman poked and squeezed and weighed their breasts with each hand before giving a thumb-up gesture to the mirror.

"You can put your tops back on please. The physician will be calling for you shortly," she gave them a curt nod and left the room.

They had their tops back on and sat on the bench by the wall.

"Kels, do you find it odd that they're so concerned with our boobs?"

"Maybe they just want people without implants for health reasons. Sounds like this is going to be a very physical thing."

They sat lost in thought when music filled the room. It had a good beat. Kelsea thought maybe they were playing it to keep them from getting bored. Izzy wrinkled her nose and looked at her friend.

"So, audio torture is part of the try-out?"

"Izzy, shut up!"

Izzy laughed and took out her I Pod, popping the ear buds in. She sat back against the wall and let the sounds of the 80s fill her ears. She started singing St. Elmo's fire at the top of her lungs when the door opened and the man walked back in.

"Incredible. You both really have no idea who One Direction is, do you?"

Kelsea shook her head no and kicked Izzy in the shin to get her attention

"Ouch, hookah, why did you kick me?"

Kelsea nodded her head towards the guy. Izzy quickly took out her ear buds and smiled sweetly to the man, letting her dimples show.

"Oh, god, not another one," he mumbled. "If you'll follow me, it's time for your physicals."

He led them down a long corridor and opened a door and told them to disrobe, put on the gowns and wait. He walked back to the boys to let them know of the progress so far. He could hear them chattering before he reached the door.

"They're real and they are spectacular!"

"Harry, quoting Seinfeld is so over."

"Shut up Lou, did you not see those tits. I think I'm in love."

"Harold, you do not judge a woman by her umm assets"

"Aww, is Daddy Direction jealous?"

Simon slammed the door closed hard to get their attention," They are in for their physicals, now and to see if they are fertile."

"I have a question, Uncle Simon."

"Yes, Zayn?"

"OK, you said we all get a backpack of basics , will they get one too?:

"Actually, they will be getting two packs. One with basics like you will be getting and another with feminine hygiene products. Now, as much as we are hoping procreation takes places sooner rather than later. It takes 9 months for a child to be born so that gives you lads about 2 months to sew your seed."

"If they're fertile, right?"

"Right, Liam."

"Do we get to meet them before we land on the island?"

"No."

"I have one more question."

"Zayn, so many questions, today. Yes?"

"Will it be our job to take care of them and provide for them or do we all work together?"

"That will be decided on the island, but may I suggest that you guys show them you can properly care for them, yes?"

The boys nodded in agreement. They would show these girls just how manly they could be. Harry grinned knowing he was going to win this contest.

Izzy and Kelsea had just survived the physical from hell. They had been poked, prodded and drained of blood and pee. That doctor had asked so many personal questions. Now they were all dressed waiting for the next challenge.

"Kels, look up 'One Direction', I want to know who they are."

"I was just thinking the same thing."

Kelsea took out her I-Pod and opened the browser, typing in One Direction. She was flooded with pictures of five hot guys and a bunch of links.

"Izz, it says 'One Direction' was formed in 2010 on the X-factor show. They rose to fame in 2011 with their hit What Makes You Beautiful. It goes on to list their accolades and accomplishments, the records they have broken, stuff like that."

Izzy looked over at Kelsea's I-Pod and grinned, "That tall one with the stripes on, I'd so man-rape him."

"Slut."

They were both laughing when the woman who fondled their boobs walked in. "You're free to go now. Mr. Cowell says to go home, sleep, and make sure you eat a well balanced meal . You will leave Wednesday morning for the island. You may both pack one knapsack of essentials and clothing. Only bring what you cannot live without."

She turned on her heel and walked out not even giving them the chance to ask any questions. They sat there for a moment stunned when the old guy walked back in with 2 folders.

"These are your plane tickets and itinerary. Don't lose them. Now go get ready to leave for 12 months. Enjoy your stay on Lust Island."

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