Lust Island
Chapter 16.1
Izzy sat outside of the cave watching for any sign of the boys while Kelsea went in to change. If any of those fucks came close now, Izzy was going to have a piece of their ass. What she didn't know was that Zayn had already made his way into the cave, hoping to get a chance to speak with Kelsea alone and clear up any misconceptions she may have about earlier. He really just wanted to protect her from Harry. Zayn wasn't sure why Harry was zoning on Kelsea now but he knew it couldn't be good. As Kelsea drew her jogger top over her head Zayn cleared his throat, letting her know she wasn't alone.
"Zayn, what are you doing in here? Ugh. I'm in no mood for more of your cave man crap."
"Just hear me out. I was only trying to protect you, girl. I don't know what Harry's deal is but whatever he's got up his sleeve, it can't be good. He knows the rules just like we all do, six months then we switch girls. Why's he even trying to mess with you now? Think for a moment."
Kelsea bit her bottom lip as she realized Zayn was possibly right. She gave him a watered down version of her smile to keep from crying. Was Izzy, right? Was this all really a game for them? Zayn saw the worry dancing across Kelsea's face and pulled her into a hug. At just that moment, Izzy walked in to see what was taking so long.
"Put you hands up and back away from Kelsea slowly, Malik!" Izzy barked. Zayn shook his head and turned to see Izzy with that damn monkey, holding him like a baby.
Just to get on her nerves, he hugged Kelsea tighter. Izzy smirked and whispered to ‘Jacques’, who nodded and enthusiastically yelled. He then leapt from her arms and ran straight for Zayn, biting him right on the left buttock. Zayn yelped in pain as the sharp primate teeth sank into soft butt flesh. Izzy laughed and held out her arms for the little guy to come back. She scratched his head and chin, telling him he was a good little monkey while Zayn and Kelsea stared at her in disbelief. Izzy gave an evil grin, "What, monkeys are easy to train? Monkey ‘1’ Zayn ‘0’!"
Zayn limped out of the cave holding his freshly bitten butt. He turned to Kelsea and shook his head, "I swear, if I didn't know better, I'd say that was an Izzy cock block. It was a good one, too."
Kelsea giggled and went back to digging for a new, clean top. Poor Zayn, didn't he realize he had just been blocked by a master.
It was later in the afternoon when the group headed down to the beach area to face Ryan again for the next ‘challenge’. Kelsea was feeling much better, and was ready to take on whatever he threw her way. Izzy settled on a log, with ‘Jacques’ jumping around on her shoulder. Kelsea chuckled as the little monkey darted back and forth between Niall and Izzy. It was almost as if he thought they were his mum and dad. Kelsea wondered if Izzy would bury the hatchet with Niall for the ‘baby’s sake’… As the group waited patiently, the hydraulics on the plane kicked in and the door opened.
Everyone stood with their mouths agape as music started to play through loud speakers and a woman with short blond hair wearing a white suite, deplaned and made her way towards them in full on dance mode! “Ellen Degeneres?!” Izzy screeched, jumping to her feet and running towards her. Izzy loved Ellen and she knew her routine well. She laughed and danced with her, as a startled ’Jacques’ leapt onto Niall for safety. The group couldn’t help but laugh as Izzy and Ellen twerked uncontrollably to ‘Blurred Lines’, by Robin Thicke. Finally, when the music stopped pumping, Izzy threw her arms around Ellen and said, “What the hell are you doing here! I love you!”
“Well, Simon felt Ryan had become slightly psychotic and decided to replace him. No love lost between those two. He’s probably somewhere, sipping ‘Mojitoes’ and soaking up the sunshine. They flew him out last night when I flew in! Now Izzy, Simon tells me you’re exempt from the challenges for now right!?” Izzy nodded her head and took her place on the log again. “Okay, so the groups are Kelsea, Niall and Zayn versus Harry, Liam and Louis! Please choose one person out of each or your groups for this challenge.”
“Can we confer?” Liam asked.
“Absolutely!” Ellen responded enthusiastically.
Before Niall and Zayn had a chance to speak, Kelsea volunteered, “I want to do this challenge.” They shifted uncomfortably and glanced at each other. They both wanted to win this challenge and Kelsea was, well, she was a girl.
“But don’t you think it would be better if Niall or I took this one?” Zayn suggested carefully, not wanting to offend her.
Kelsea shook her head adamantly, “I need to do this guys. Please understand.” she pleaded. They both shook their heads in agreement.
Meanwhile, as the other team conferred, a heated argument had broken out between Liam and Louis. Taking advantage of the distraction and the opportunity to ‘play’ side by side with Kelsea, Harry stepped forward and sneakily volunteered for his team.
Zayn and Niall shot each other worried glances and prayed that the challenge wouldn’t involve anything physical.
Izzy sat comfortably to the side happy that it was Ellen on the island and Ryan was gone. She felt at ease for the first time in days. She was just antsy to see what the next challenge could be. Hopefully for Kelsea, it wasn't too much.
"This challenge is called the Gluttony Challenge. Each team will have one minute to eat as many crab cakes as they can before the buzzer sounds. Harry, Kelsea are you ready?"
Kelsea nodded, she could eat crab cakes all day. Harry, on the other hand turned a little green until he saw Kelsea grin in his direction.
"I'm ready as I'll ever be," Harry said licking his lips at Kelsea.
"WHAT THE CRAIC? A FOOD CHALLENGE AND I HAVE TO SIT THIS ONE OUT? KELSEA YOU SUCK!"
"Ha ha ha Irish! Jealous are we?" Izzy asked, still dancing around.
"Shut it, just shut it Izzy!"
Izzy stuck out her tongue and went to give Kelsea a hug for good luck. Jacques jumped on Kelsea's shoulder and puckered up his lips, going in for a kiss when Izzy pushed him back, "No Jacques, no kissing Kels."
"No, no monkey lips on Kelsea," Harry said trying to scold Jacques as well.
The monkey made a rude gesture and stood on his hind legs. Before anyone knew what to do, Harry was covered in monkey urine. Kelsea and Izzy dropped to their knees laughing as Harry ran in a circle screaming like a little girl. Louis gave a sigh and picked Harry up, throwing him into the water, "Hush sissy. It's just pee. How will you act when there's a baby and it pisses on you, hmm?"
Jacques went and stood by the water and actually put his hands on his little monkey hips, turned and farted right on Harry. Everyone laughed ,except for Harry who was too busy pouting. That monkey was really getting on his nerves.
Ellen, trying to keep a straight face and not laugh prodded everyone to continue with the challenge, letting Liam replace Harry at the table.
"3-2-1 GO!" Ellen yelled.
30 seconds had passed and Kelsea was beating Liam. For a guy, he was a very dainty eater. Kelsea had no problem spooning the delicious cakes into her mouth but Liam on the other hand was using his fingers, seemingly afraid to touch the spoon. The buzzer sounded and Kelsea had eaten 24 crab cakes compared to Liam's measly 8. Her team had won.
As Ellen declared their team the official winners, Kelsea, Zayn and Niall danced and jumped around hugging each other. “Ahem! Hands off mofos!” Izzy shouted. Ellen shot Izzy a look. It wasn’t difficult for Ellen to see that Izzy was cock blocking, and since Simon had gone over the ‘rules’ of the game with her prior to sending her to the island, it didn’t take her long to figure out that Izzy’s actions were impeding the ‘natural development’ of the game.
Something would have to be done.
“Okay, your team must face the consequences.” she said, directing her gaze to Liam, Harry, Louis and Izzy.
Louis was quick to jump in, “Izzy is exempt from challenges and consequences.”
Ellen raises a hand to stop Louis’s protests. “I’m familiar with the rules. She’s only exempt if it could be potentially harmful to her or the possible child. Kelsea, Zayn and Niall please follow me.” she says. Izzy jumps to her feet to object but Ellen is quick to shut her down. “Uh, uh. Their reward is a night of comfort and luxury on the plane. Your team must stay on the island.”
“B-But, B-but…” Izzy stammers.
Kelsea walks over to Izzy and gives her a quick hug. “Please don’t worry. I won’t do anything I don’t want to do.” she whispers.
“That’s what I’m afraid of?” Izzy whispers to herself as she watches Ellen lead Kelsea, Zayn and Niall up and into the plane. Once inside, she had to give them the grand tour as her plane was so much bigger and better equipped than Ryan's was. There was 2 bedrooms, each at opposite ends of the plane, with king size beds and satin sheets, a flat screen plasma TV, with satellite TV channels, a full fridge, stuffed with goodies and in the bathroom was an actual sauna with jets. Kelsea sighed; this was going to be a night in heaven.
"Ok, so I'm going back to my room to make a few calls and confer with Mr. Cowell over a few things then I'm going to sleep. Jet Lag and all that jazz. Eat whatever you want and relax Have fun, guys and girl but not too much fun," Ellen said, winking at the trio.
"Look, she even has FIFA Zayn, we haven't played FIFA in ages bro," Niall said, so excited he reminded Zayn of that damn monkey.
"Okay, we play. I'm going to beat you so bad Niall. Kelsea you want to play, too?"
"You guys go ahead without me; I see coffee,” Kelsea told them, heading for the cases of bottled Starbucks coffee drinks. Ellen had to have had at least 20 cases. Kelsea twisted the lid off and went back into with the guys taking a sip. “Oh, the perfection. Too bad they don't bottle that Canadian coffee, Tim Horton’s. That would be amazing." Kelsea realized she was talking to herself. They guys were lost in their game and taunting each other. No matter how old a guy got, once you sat him in front of a video game, they were automatically 13 again. Ellen came out of her room motioning for Kelsea to come to her. Kelsea hopped up and ran over to her only to be handed a big bag from Macy's. Kelsea opened it and inside was a set of very silky teddy and a soft, cotton track suit inside.
"Those are yours. You might want to take a hot, relaxing bath before you pass out."
"Woohoo, thanks so much, Ellen."
"Here, can you give this bag to the guys, there's stuff in there for them. Night chick."
"Night, Ellen."
Kelsea walked back to the living area of the planes feeling better than she had in the last couple of days. She had coffee and now she was going to take a lovely bubble bath. Might help her leg stop aching, too. To top it all off, she had a sexy new teddy to tease the guys with. Izzy couldn't stop her now. She walked by Zayn and Niall, tossing them their bag informing them that it was fresh clothes from Ellen. They just nodded, not even taking their eyes off the screen. She shook her head and laughed. Boys will be boys.
"I'm going to go have a soak and cover my naked body in bubbles."
They both just nodded, not even paying attention to her. She wondered if they would act the same once they saw her in her new teddy. Somehow she knew a video game would be the last thing on their minds.
Izzy could kill her later, at least she would die happy.
"Zayn, what are you doing in here? Ugh. I'm in no mood for more of your cave man crap."
"Just hear me out. I was only trying to protect you, girl. I don't know what Harry's deal is but whatever he's got up his sleeve, it can't be good. He knows the rules just like we all do, six months then we switch girls. Why's he even trying to mess with you now? Think for a moment."
Kelsea bit her bottom lip as she realized Zayn was possibly right. She gave him a watered down version of her smile to keep from crying. Was Izzy, right? Was this all really a game for them? Zayn saw the worry dancing across Kelsea's face and pulled her into a hug. At just that moment, Izzy walked in to see what was taking so long.
"Put you hands up and back away from Kelsea slowly, Malik!" Izzy barked. Zayn shook his head and turned to see Izzy with that damn monkey, holding him like a baby.
Just to get on her nerves, he hugged Kelsea tighter. Izzy smirked and whispered to ‘Jacques’, who nodded and enthusiastically yelled. He then leapt from her arms and ran straight for Zayn, biting him right on the left buttock. Zayn yelped in pain as the sharp primate teeth sank into soft butt flesh. Izzy laughed and held out her arms for the little guy to come back. She scratched his head and chin, telling him he was a good little monkey while Zayn and Kelsea stared at her in disbelief. Izzy gave an evil grin, "What, monkeys are easy to train? Monkey ‘1’ Zayn ‘0’!"
Zayn limped out of the cave holding his freshly bitten butt. He turned to Kelsea and shook his head, "I swear, if I didn't know better, I'd say that was an Izzy cock block. It was a good one, too."
Kelsea giggled and went back to digging for a new, clean top. Poor Zayn, didn't he realize he had just been blocked by a master.
It was later in the afternoon when the group headed down to the beach area to face Ryan again for the next ‘challenge’. Kelsea was feeling much better, and was ready to take on whatever he threw her way. Izzy settled on a log, with ‘Jacques’ jumping around on her shoulder. Kelsea chuckled as the little monkey darted back and forth between Niall and Izzy. It was almost as if he thought they were his mum and dad. Kelsea wondered if Izzy would bury the hatchet with Niall for the ‘baby’s sake’… As the group waited patiently, the hydraulics on the plane kicked in and the door opened.
Everyone stood with their mouths agape as music started to play through loud speakers and a woman with short blond hair wearing a white suite, deplaned and made her way towards them in full on dance mode! “Ellen Degeneres?!” Izzy screeched, jumping to her feet and running towards her. Izzy loved Ellen and she knew her routine well. She laughed and danced with her, as a startled ’Jacques’ leapt onto Niall for safety. The group couldn’t help but laugh as Izzy and Ellen twerked uncontrollably to ‘Blurred Lines’, by Robin Thicke. Finally, when the music stopped pumping, Izzy threw her arms around Ellen and said, “What the hell are you doing here! I love you!”
“Well, Simon felt Ryan had become slightly psychotic and decided to replace him. No love lost between those two. He’s probably somewhere, sipping ‘Mojitoes’ and soaking up the sunshine. They flew him out last night when I flew in! Now Izzy, Simon tells me you’re exempt from the challenges for now right!?” Izzy nodded her head and took her place on the log again. “Okay, so the groups are Kelsea, Niall and Zayn versus Harry, Liam and Louis! Please choose one person out of each or your groups for this challenge.”
“Can we confer?” Liam asked.
“Absolutely!” Ellen responded enthusiastically.
Before Niall and Zayn had a chance to speak, Kelsea volunteered, “I want to do this challenge.” They shifted uncomfortably and glanced at each other. They both wanted to win this challenge and Kelsea was, well, she was a girl.
“But don’t you think it would be better if Niall or I took this one?” Zayn suggested carefully, not wanting to offend her.
Kelsea shook her head adamantly, “I need to do this guys. Please understand.” she pleaded. They both shook their heads in agreement.
Meanwhile, as the other team conferred, a heated argument had broken out between Liam and Louis. Taking advantage of the distraction and the opportunity to ‘play’ side by side with Kelsea, Harry stepped forward and sneakily volunteered for his team.
Zayn and Niall shot each other worried glances and prayed that the challenge wouldn’t involve anything physical.
Izzy sat comfortably to the side happy that it was Ellen on the island and Ryan was gone. She felt at ease for the first time in days. She was just antsy to see what the next challenge could be. Hopefully for Kelsea, it wasn't too much.
"This challenge is called the Gluttony Challenge. Each team will have one minute to eat as many crab cakes as they can before the buzzer sounds. Harry, Kelsea are you ready?"
Kelsea nodded, she could eat crab cakes all day. Harry, on the other hand turned a little green until he saw Kelsea grin in his direction.
"I'm ready as I'll ever be," Harry said licking his lips at Kelsea.
"WHAT THE CRAIC? A FOOD CHALLENGE AND I HAVE TO SIT THIS ONE OUT? KELSEA YOU SUCK!"
"Ha ha ha Irish! Jealous are we?" Izzy asked, still dancing around.
"Shut it, just shut it Izzy!"
Izzy stuck out her tongue and went to give Kelsea a hug for good luck. Jacques jumped on Kelsea's shoulder and puckered up his lips, going in for a kiss when Izzy pushed him back, "No Jacques, no kissing Kels."
"No, no monkey lips on Kelsea," Harry said trying to scold Jacques as well.
The monkey made a rude gesture and stood on his hind legs. Before anyone knew what to do, Harry was covered in monkey urine. Kelsea and Izzy dropped to their knees laughing as Harry ran in a circle screaming like a little girl. Louis gave a sigh and picked Harry up, throwing him into the water, "Hush sissy. It's just pee. How will you act when there's a baby and it pisses on you, hmm?"
Jacques went and stood by the water and actually put his hands on his little monkey hips, turned and farted right on Harry. Everyone laughed ,except for Harry who was too busy pouting. That monkey was really getting on his nerves.
Ellen, trying to keep a straight face and not laugh prodded everyone to continue with the challenge, letting Liam replace Harry at the table.
"3-2-1 GO!" Ellen yelled.
30 seconds had passed and Kelsea was beating Liam. For a guy, he was a very dainty eater. Kelsea had no problem spooning the delicious cakes into her mouth but Liam on the other hand was using his fingers, seemingly afraid to touch the spoon. The buzzer sounded and Kelsea had eaten 24 crab cakes compared to Liam's measly 8. Her team had won.
As Ellen declared their team the official winners, Kelsea, Zayn and Niall danced and jumped around hugging each other. “Ahem! Hands off mofos!” Izzy shouted. Ellen shot Izzy a look. It wasn’t difficult for Ellen to see that Izzy was cock blocking, and since Simon had gone over the ‘rules’ of the game with her prior to sending her to the island, it didn’t take her long to figure out that Izzy’s actions were impeding the ‘natural development’ of the game.
Something would have to be done.
“Okay, your team must face the consequences.” she said, directing her gaze to Liam, Harry, Louis and Izzy.
Louis was quick to jump in, “Izzy is exempt from challenges and consequences.”
Ellen raises a hand to stop Louis’s protests. “I’m familiar with the rules. She’s only exempt if it could be potentially harmful to her or the possible child. Kelsea, Zayn and Niall please follow me.” she says. Izzy jumps to her feet to object but Ellen is quick to shut her down. “Uh, uh. Their reward is a night of comfort and luxury on the plane. Your team must stay on the island.”
“B-But, B-but…” Izzy stammers.
Kelsea walks over to Izzy and gives her a quick hug. “Please don’t worry. I won’t do anything I don’t want to do.” she whispers.
“That’s what I’m afraid of?” Izzy whispers to herself as she watches Ellen lead Kelsea, Zayn and Niall up and into the plane. Once inside, she had to give them the grand tour as her plane was so much bigger and better equipped than Ryan's was. There was 2 bedrooms, each at opposite ends of the plane, with king size beds and satin sheets, a flat screen plasma TV, with satellite TV channels, a full fridge, stuffed with goodies and in the bathroom was an actual sauna with jets. Kelsea sighed; this was going to be a night in heaven.
"Ok, so I'm going back to my room to make a few calls and confer with Mr. Cowell over a few things then I'm going to sleep. Jet Lag and all that jazz. Eat whatever you want and relax Have fun, guys and girl but not too much fun," Ellen said, winking at the trio.
"Look, she even has FIFA Zayn, we haven't played FIFA in ages bro," Niall said, so excited he reminded Zayn of that damn monkey.
"Okay, we play. I'm going to beat you so bad Niall. Kelsea you want to play, too?"
"You guys go ahead without me; I see coffee,” Kelsea told them, heading for the cases of bottled Starbucks coffee drinks. Ellen had to have had at least 20 cases. Kelsea twisted the lid off and went back into with the guys taking a sip. “Oh, the perfection. Too bad they don't bottle that Canadian coffee, Tim Horton’s. That would be amazing." Kelsea realized she was talking to herself. They guys were lost in their game and taunting each other. No matter how old a guy got, once you sat him in front of a video game, they were automatically 13 again. Ellen came out of her room motioning for Kelsea to come to her. Kelsea hopped up and ran over to her only to be handed a big bag from Macy's. Kelsea opened it and inside was a set of very silky teddy and a soft, cotton track suit inside.
"Those are yours. You might want to take a hot, relaxing bath before you pass out."
"Woohoo, thanks so much, Ellen."
"Here, can you give this bag to the guys, there's stuff in there for them. Night chick."
"Night, Ellen."
Kelsea walked back to the living area of the planes feeling better than she had in the last couple of days. She had coffee and now she was going to take a lovely bubble bath. Might help her leg stop aching, too. To top it all off, she had a sexy new teddy to tease the guys with. Izzy couldn't stop her now. She walked by Zayn and Niall, tossing them their bag informing them that it was fresh clothes from Ellen. They just nodded, not even taking their eyes off the screen. She shook her head and laughed. Boys will be boys.
"I'm going to go have a soak and cover my naked body in bubbles."
They both just nodded, not even paying attention to her. She wondered if they would act the same once they saw her in her new teddy. Somehow she knew a video game would be the last thing on their minds.
Izzy could kill her later, at least she would die happy.
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