The Directionary
The Directionary 1st Edition
The Directionary 1st Edition
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The Wanted
n. A terribly singing band who once called One Direction's music "childish"
Ex: "Wow, that kiddie slide was as short as The Wanted's success
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n. noun
v. verb
ij. inside joke
aj. adjective
av. adverb
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Carrots
1. n. A delicious vegetable 2. n. A fake directioner who claims to know all the facts 3. ij. "I like girls who eat carrots" said in X-Factor Video Week 2
Ex: "Mmm. I love carrots!" / "Niall has no tats you carrot!"
Lou Teasdale
n. One Direction's praised and amazing hair stylist.
Ex: "Lou Teasdale does an amazing job with Zayn's hair."
One Direction
n. One Direction (or 1D) is one the bestest pop boybands ever and are a million times better than The Wanted
Ex: "I love One DIrection!"
Bumble Surf Spray
n. A great smelling solution witch helps Harry keep his hair up
Ex: "I think I might start using Bumble Surf Spray for my hair"
This is Us
n. The brand new movie all about the five fantastic boys of One Direction
Ex: "I have tickets for the midnight showing of 'This Is Us!'"
Take Me Home
n. The second released album by the wonderful One Direction
Ex: "I just got another 'Take Me Home' poster!"
Preshow Huddles
n. A huddle that Louis, Harry, Liam, Niall, and Zayn have before each show
Ex: "Okay lads lets have a meet, ready for the Preshow Huddle?"
Deadly Day
n. The 22nd of every month at which the boys pull deadly jokes and pranks on each other
Ex: "Tomorow's Deadly Day and I ave a great prank for Zayn"
Mediator
n. What Zayn calls himself because he is cool and laid back
Ex: "Zayn calls himself the Mediator. Thats so cute!"
Londons Westfield Mall
n. The mall that Niall and Liam had a surprise concert at
Ex: "I wish I was at the Westfield Mall to see them preform!"
Mullingar Golf Club
n. The place where Niall used to caddy
Ex: "I would love to have Niall as my caddy at the Mullingar Golf Club"
FIFA Soccer
n. The game that the boys play when they cant go outside to play
Ex: " I got FIFA Soccer on xBox"
Comic Relief
n. A British charity at winch the boys went on a trip to Africa through
Ex: "They talked about COmic Relief in their One Way or Another Video."
Bradford England
n. Zayn's hometown
Ex: "Zayn was born in Bradford England"
Larry Stylinson
n. Louis and Harry's famous ship name
Ex: "I ship Larry Stylinson!"
Mullingar Ireland
n. Niall's hometown
Ex: "Niall was born in Mullingar Ireland"
Eleanor Caldor
n. Louis' girlfriend
Ex: "Elounor is an amazing girlfriend for Louis!"
Worcestershire England
n. Harry's hometown
Ex: "I would love to live in Wordestershire England!"
Chocolate
n. Liam loves chocolate and would eat it anyday
Ex: "I love to eat chocolate just like Liam"
Doncaster England
n. Louis' hometown
Ex: "Doncaster is an amazing place!"
Wolverhampton England
n. Liam's hometown
Ex: "Wolverhampton is a great town in England!"
The Valley
1. n. The lower parts of California where they talk funny 2. ij. "I live in the valley" Harry tried to say in an American accent
Ex: "People talk funny down in the Valley" / "'I live in the Valley' Is my favorite line by Harry"
Toy Story
n. A Disney Pixar movie about toys coming alive. Liam is obsessed with this movie!
Ex: "Lets go watch Toy Story!"
Bromance
n. The friendship or possible relationship between two, three, four, maybe all of the boys
Ex: "I love all of the 1D bromances!"
The Wanted
n. A terribly singing band who once called One Direction's music "childish"
Ex: "Wow, that kiddie slide was as short as The Wanted's success
"Turdy" Seven
ij. "Because of you we are #1 in 'Turdy'-seven countries!"Said Niall in the preview of the big THis Is US movie because of his Irish accent
Ex: "I love how Niall says 'We're like Bruders' and 'Turdy-Seven Countries'"
ZAP
n. The lettering that Zayn has for one of his tattoos
"I love Zayn's 'ZAP' tattoo"
Kevin
ij. Kevin is Louis' stuffed pigeon friend
Ex: "No Kevin!"
Vas' Happinin
ij. Zayn's motto
Ex: "I love to say 'Vas Happinin'"
NO Jimmy Protested
ij. "No Jimmy Protested!" Said Louis when reading "Meltdown" by Ben Elton in X-Factor Video Diary Week Seven
Ex: "I love it when Louis says 'No! Jimmy Protested!'"
Directioners
n. Lovely Beautiful girls(maybe boys...) who love, fangirl, and obsess over the bestest band ever, One Direction
Ex: "I am a total Directioner!"
Directionator:
n. Haters with no lives who hate One Direction and their lovely, wonderful, beautiful, modest, amazing, fancy, pretty, fans
Ex: "You hate One Direction? Your such a directionator!"
Thank you for reading The Directionary 1st Edition, I appreciate you taking your time to read through the book (or scroll to the bottom).
You are reading The Directionary 1st Edition. Here are some tips:
Format:
Word
Definition
Uses
_________
Format Example:
The Wanted
n. A terribly singing band who once called One Direction's music "childish"
Ex: "Wow, that kiddie slide was as short as The Wanted's success
_________
Abbreviations:
n. noun
v. verb
ij. inside joke
aj. adjective
av. adverb
_________
I hope that The Directionary is an easy to read guide and helps you in the future
Carrots
1. n. A delicious vegetable 2. n. A fake directioner who claims to know all the facts 3. ij. "I like girls who eat carrots" said in X-Factor Video Week 2
Ex: "Mmm. I love carrots!" / "Niall has no tats you carrot!"
Lou Teasdale
n. One Direction's praised and amazing hair stylist.
Ex: "Lou Teasdale does an amazing job with Zayn's hair."
One Direction
n. One Direction (or 1D) is one the bestest pop boybands ever and are a million times better than The Wanted
Ex: "I love One DIrection!"
Bumble Surf Spray
n. A great smelling solution witch helps Harry keep his hair up
Ex: "I think I might start using Bumble Surf Spray for my hair"
This is Us
n. The brand new movie all about the five fantastic boys of One Direction
Ex: "I have tickets for the midnight showing of 'This Is Us!'"
Take Me Home
n. The second released album by the wonderful One Direction
Ex: "I just got another 'Take Me Home' poster!"
Preshow Huddles
n. A huddle that Louis, Harry, Liam, Niall, and Zayn have before each show
Ex: "Okay lads lets have a meet, ready for the Preshow Huddle?"
Deadly Day
n. The 22nd of every month at which the boys pull deadly jokes and pranks on each other
Ex: "Tomorow's Deadly Day and I ave a great prank for Zayn"
Mediator
n. What Zayn calls himself because he is cool and laid back
Ex: "Zayn calls himself the Mediator. Thats so cute!"
Londons Westfield Mall
n. The mall that Niall and Liam had a surprise concert at
Ex: "I wish I was at the Westfield Mall to see them preform!"
Mullingar Golf Club
n. The place where Niall used to caddy
Ex: "I would love to have Niall as my caddy at the Mullingar Golf Club"
FIFA Soccer
n. The game that the boys play when they cant go outside to play
Ex: " I got FIFA Soccer on xBox"
Comic Relief
n. A British charity at winch the boys went on a trip to Africa through
Ex: "They talked about COmic Relief in their One Way or Another Video."
Bradford England
n. Zayn's hometown
Ex: "Zayn was born in Bradford England"
Larry Stylinson
n. Louis and Harry's famous ship name
Ex: "I ship Larry Stylinson!"
Mullingar Ireland
n. Niall's hometown
Ex: "Niall was born in Mullingar Ireland"
Eleanor Caldor
n. Louis' girlfriend
Ex: "Elounor is an amazing girlfriend for Louis!"
Worcestershire England
n. Harry's hometown
Ex: "I would love to live in Wordestershire England!"
Chocolate
n. Liam loves chocolate and would eat it anyday
Ex: "I love to eat chocolate just like Liam"
Doncaster England
n. Louis' hometown
Ex: "Doncaster is an amazing place!"
Wolverhampton England
n. Liam's hometown
Ex: "Wolverhampton is a great town in England!"
The Valley
1. n. The lower parts of California where they talk funny 2. ij. "I live in the valley" Harry tried to say in an American accent
Ex: "People talk funny down in the Valley" / "'I live in the Valley' Is my favorite line by Harry"
Toy Story
n. A Disney Pixar movie about toys coming alive. Liam is obsessed with this movie!
Ex: "Lets go watch Toy Story!"
Bromance
n. The friendship or possible relationship between two, three, four, maybe all of the boys
Ex: "I love all of the 1D bromances!"
The Wanted
n. A terribly singing band who once called One Direction's music "childish"
Ex: "Wow, that kiddie slide was as short as The Wanted's success
"Turdy" Seven
ij. "Because of you we are #1 in 'Turdy'-seven countries!"Said Niall in the preview of the big THis Is US movie because of his Irish accent
Ex: "I love how Niall says 'We're like Bruders' and 'Turdy-Seven Countries'"
ZAP
n. The lettering that Zayn has for one of his tattoos
"I love Zayn's 'ZAP' tattoo"
Kevin
ij. Kevin is Louis' stuffed pigeon friend
Ex: "No Kevin!"
Vas' Happinin
ij. Zayn's motto
Ex: "I love to say 'Vas Happinin'"
NO Jimmy Protested
ij. "No Jimmy Protested!" Said Louis when reading "Meltdown" by Ben Elton in X-Factor Video Diary Week Seven
Ex: "I love it when Louis says 'No! Jimmy Protested!'"
Directioners
n. Lovely Beautiful girls(maybe boys...) who love, fangirl, and obsess over the bestest band ever, One Direction
Ex: "I am a total Directioner!"
Directionator:
n. Haters with no lives who hate One Direction and their lovely, wonderful, beautiful, modest, amazing, fancy, pretty, fans
Ex: "You hate One Direction? Your such a directionator!"
Thank you for reading The Directionary 1st Edition, I appreciate you taking your time to read through the book (or scroll to the bottom).
7/27/13