The Pope who wanted a fork and The Miss America who refused to give him one
THE POPE WHO WANTED A FORK AND THE MISS AMERICA WHO REFUSED TO GIVE HIM ONE
One day Pope Liam was walking down the street. He noticed a small soup shop and thought to himself "it's a fine day for a little chicken soup!" So he entered the shop. The shop was nearly empty except for 1 waitor. "Table for 1." Said Liam, and the waitor looked up and said," sorry we are full."
Outraged Pope Liam began to yell," but the building is empty!" The waitor looked up, said," dear muffins!" And rushed the pope to a spot. "Chicken Soup." Pope Liam ordered. Soon the door opened, and Pope Liam saw it was non other than Miss America Harry bringing him his soup.
"Here's your pie!" He exclaimed, placing the bowl down. "I do believe it is soup!" Declared Liam. Harry shrugged," whatdo i care. You're the one who eats it." Liam was about to eat, when he noticed the server had brought him a spoon.
"I cannot use this blasted utensil!" He shrieked,"I demand a fork immediatly!" "No!" Yelled Harry. "And why might that be" asked Liam. "Because you insulted the spoon! Im not bringing you anything until you apolagize." Cried Harry, picking up the spoon.
"Apolagize to something so evil?" Yelped Liam. Harry nodded. Liam sighed. "Im sorry spoon. Now bring me a fork!" "No!" Declared Harry. "Why!" Yelled Liam. "Because the spoon is still upset." Declared Harry. "We'll what do you expect me to do!" Yelled Liam.
"Make it feel better." Said Harry, handing him the spoon. Liam promptly dropped it o the ground not wanting to touch it. "YOU KILLED IT! Screeched Harry, scooping it from the floor and peering closely at it. "It's ok. You're off the hook." Said Harry, tossing the spoon over his shoulder.
"Now bring mea fork please!"yelled Liam. "No." Declared Harry. "Why!" Asked Liam. "Because I ate them all." Declared Harry walking away. Liam shrugged, and began to slurp the soup from the bowl.
The End
Outraged Pope Liam began to yell," but the building is empty!" The waitor looked up, said," dear muffins!" And rushed the pope to a spot. "Chicken Soup." Pope Liam ordered. Soon the door opened, and Pope Liam saw it was non other than Miss America Harry bringing him his soup.
"Here's your pie!" He exclaimed, placing the bowl down. "I do believe it is soup!" Declared Liam. Harry shrugged," whatdo i care. You're the one who eats it." Liam was about to eat, when he noticed the server had brought him a spoon.
"I cannot use this blasted utensil!" He shrieked,"I demand a fork immediatly!" "No!" Yelled Harry. "And why might that be" asked Liam. "Because you insulted the spoon! Im not bringing you anything until you apolagize." Cried Harry, picking up the spoon.
"Apolagize to something so evil?" Yelped Liam. Harry nodded. Liam sighed. "Im sorry spoon. Now bring me a fork!" "No!" Declared Harry. "Why!" Yelled Liam. "Because the spoon is still upset." Declared Harry. "We'll what do you expect me to do!" Yelled Liam.
"Make it feel better." Said Harry, handing him the spoon. Liam promptly dropped it o the ground not wanting to touch it. "YOU KILLED IT! Screeched Harry, scooping it from the floor and peering closely at it. "It's ok. You're off the hook." Said Harry, tossing the spoon over his shoulder.
"Now bring mea fork please!"yelled Liam. "No." Declared Harry. "Why!" Asked Liam. "Because I ate them all." Declared Harry walking away. Liam shrugged, and began to slurp the soup from the bowl.
The End
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