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One Direction Have Split, HAHAHA!!
@alaskajones
Don't feed the troll! I repeat do NOT feed the troll! For if they truly hated them they wouldn't even call them a band (as that is the argument from people like myself who actually dislike them). Plus internet trolls just come back like a weird rash once they realise they've ruffled feathers.
Sources-my Led Zeppelin cd collection and copious hours spent in some pretty dark corners of the web.
I woke up one morning, smelling the lovely sea air. I skipped down the stairs and frolicked around my living room in a lovely floral dress my mother had given me on my birthday.
My boyfriend came over, and we sat on the couch watching Game of Thrones. It was on a particular sexy scene where two siblings were going at it, when my boyfriend leaned over and whispered seductively in my ear, "One Direction have split up."
If you have a brain, you'd realise I'm joking. What actually happened was that a friend who despised the abomination that is this band told me. I nearly came on the fucking spot. Oh my God.
They probably got sick of selling commercial, manufactured music to a bunch of brainless teenage girls. I actually feel sorry for them. To think, spending five years in a shit band under the eyes of Simon Cowell, writing insipid lyrics that would tickle the vaginas of girls everywhere. I couldn't cope with it for a day, let alone five years.
8/26/15